evil vince @vinceness.bsky.social · 9hyou just gotta find a nice garbage can in a friendly neighborhood 020
evil vince @vinceness.bsky.social · 14hanybody can call the president on the phone, but nobody wishes to 020
evil vince @vinceness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026what if it were doof stranding and you had to get rid of some big idiots in the great outdoors 020
evil vince @vinceness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026coke can pulled one of my mustache hairs out and im seeking legal representation 030
evil vince @vinceness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The top Letterboxd review reads: "angelina jolie tattooing her own titty to mazzy star was a cultural reset." 020
evil vince @vinceness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026being mildly fat and average height as an american adult means i can almost find clothes that fit in thrift stores 010
evil vince @vinceness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i’m two inches shorter and generally get 38 30, probably comparably chunky, so i think you got a long torso 020
evil vince @vinceness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026theres an old black guy from the south in my apt building who lives and breathes smoked meat, is out on the porch with his smoker all the time, i blame him. not for the meat, hes given me some great food, hes a master, but i know that racoon is getting into the stuff he leaves behind 020
evil vince @vinceness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026we found the culprit on the porch this evening . a big, fat racoon who is actively wheezing, and so all its sounds are terrible like a nightmare. legit scary, i get it now 150
evil vince @vinceness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026like, the story kind of sucks. i hate chris hansen. and yet, 020
evil vince @vinceness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026primetime was a great film. weak script buffeted by amazing performances and excellent directing, did not expect to enjoy it. felt very period perfect, early 2000s captured 140
evil vince @vinceness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comMan Pointing: THIS, ALL OF THISALT: Man Pointing: THIS, ALL OF THIS 030
evil vince @vinceness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i dunno man, i might say the first part and ‘voting is for suckers’ in place of the second 110
evil vince @vinceness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i have like 200k unread emails, i gave that up a long time ago 110
evil vince @vinceness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i’m getting scattered reports that while in germany phetz was possessed by hitler’s ghost and sealed in an ancient tomb as a precautionary measure. hopefully he can still post in there 150
