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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
accidentally ended up on a generic 'whats popular' feed and did you know some sick fucks are uploading straight porn to this website? Cannot believe that in this day and age we are allowing heterosexuals to express themselves to openly
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pack my lunch, Fridays, getting older now tell me how my choices scientifically sorted me into the most desirable of clealry defined social categories
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
let's all show off our morning wood! I know it's noon I work late
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm so sick of having a stomach bug I want to get fuuuuucked
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Fat boy appreciator account @delusionalhulk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Should men who never read or finished the Animorph series be castrated? I think so🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#fcf
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm about halfway done with this, and sometimes quietly stunned by the hundreds of hours of golden girls reruns this blanket represents
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
who wears it better
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gentle nudge for all of you to stop using X and Meta products
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Fall 🍂
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have been hitting the gym before work instead of after the last week and feel like I'm pushing a little harder
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
rufus wainwright is popping up on the apps in my city I'm gonna shoot my shot swear to god if I nail my high school sadboy crush I'll never complain about anything in my life again
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
joining the thousands of middle aged men across the world today, jerking off in front of a mirror to take a #fcf pic
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BIGBOY @dailybulge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Am I the only one who assumes anyone in a Neleus racerback tank is a homosexual?
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A man older than my actual father called me daddy while he blew me the other day, peak gay experience
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can you smell me (don't you wish you could)
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aaron @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
rip bob mackie 😭🤍✨
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
happy #fatcockfriday and also happy 9/11 if you celebrate
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
including the singing
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✨ yet another hairy cub ✨ @hairycubpa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
just so we're all on the same page bc i know it's really unclear but i'd absolutely be decked out in leather if i weren't so goddamn poor
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
does this soft pink lighting distract from the fact that I have my mattress on the floor
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
do it do it do it do it
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✦CrossF✦ @crossf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Game devs just keep showering us in beautiful kindhearted childhood-friend bishounen twink guys and I'm just not interested, give him a beard, or a drug problem, or *something.* Goddd.
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
enjoy #humpday
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
see a jock - post a jock
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i really like this mirror
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Picture of Brian with the text: 

Treat your body like a data center 
Piss off the local HOA 
Consume as much literature and water as possible 
Attract an array of bugs 
Trick fascists into psychosis
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
happy bear piss wednesday to all
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Friendly Toys @friendlytoys.ca · 17/08/2026
You could win a SCREW in any size and colour! To enter the contest simply follow @friendlytoys, like and retweet this post, and comment ‘SCREW ME’ below 👇 Winner will be chosen at random Friday 9:30AM PST 🪛 #friendlytoys friendlytoys.ca Made In Canada 🍁
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The image is Brian and a young adult seated with their hands over their head Shinji style

The text : I tried Quest 64 once now I'm gay
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I have five days off of work after this
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taber @kvetch.gay · 09/08/2026
fixing myself a second pot of coffee
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Go razorbacks
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
whoooo boy
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Coincidentally swiped these underwear from the guy I'm seeing yesterday, happy national underwear day
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justin (rough cut notes) @justininpost.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
by seeing this post you consent to being a member
Frame from Futurama episode S06E19 with the title card for "Popular Slut Club"
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
pick two on your day off: find a hookup, chill and play video games, or hit the gym HOW COME THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH TIME FOR ALL THREE
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I like how my tits look at this angle #piercedcock
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Working hard, but I'm realizing how much of my motivation to hit the gym came from a desire to get away from a hostile home environment 😅
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hope everyone down there is enjoying #fatcockfriday who wants to clean me off between rounds? oh also #piercedcock
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. My all time comfort watch. My god, the bulky draping suits and styles in this movie are beautiful
static.klipy.com
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
As long as we're descending into a seedy, unwholesome reality of omnipresent casinofication, can we please bring back smoking in restaurants?
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The sepulveda boulevard episode was amazing, as a gay toddler I loved Billy Wilder movies and the parody was perfect honorable mention to the my fair lady parody bit, getting Dizzy Devil to say 'the walls in the mall are totally totally tall' thirty years later and still my go-to hollow phrase
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
pretty dick thread
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Yes I checked to make sure it worked from both sides
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villainmasterprime.bsky.social @villainmasterprime.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
thrifted a full length mirror
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sabrina the Teenage Witch Fruit Snacks (2000-2000): A line of colorful, assorted fruit-flavor gummy snacks, shaped like characters and items from the show, such as Sabrina, Sabrina on a broom, Salem the cat, a lava lamp, the "Sabrina" logo, and more
A reddish pink box with the Sabrina logo and an image of Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart), holding a black cat
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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