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( Seriously reconsidering his self-imposed rule of not outright murdering people )

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MIMIC @murrays-monster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Ohhh my god why do all the employees want to fuck the animatronics.

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[ doing that fuck ass wide claw hand thing for authenticity ]

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// hunched over the phone not noticing the Big Fucking Robot thats actually making the noise

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Dave Miller. @road2vegas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

// jack when he learns his employees the phone guy and fritz smith are having intimate relations:

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Is "the juice is loose" a company viable catchphrase?

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Dave Miller. @road2vegas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Why do women only like stupid jerks who treat them like shit

Dave Miller. @road2vegas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

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I gave him .43 cents and a blowjob in the break room why won't he answer my calls anymore

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BONNIE'S COLOGNE SMELLS LIKE PISS, DAVE.

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Be for fucking real, the only smell stronger coming off you than the weed is piss.

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𝗠𝗬 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥?

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Call it Dave Jr. because I am NOT having my name attached to that thing. I'll sue, I swear to god.

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Oh GOD what the hell is that thing. I'm sure as hell not paying to keep THAT alive.

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Jeremy. @for-you-and-me.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I'm not paying your fucking child support Dave I KNOW you're just gonna spend it on some bullshit.

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Yes sir!! [ Immediately booking it. Successfully gets through the door without bashing into it. Definitely gets his foot ran over on the way out. Holy fuck ]

// what would you know about women, jack. gayboy

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I think I actually prefer that you guys don't know. It's funnier to watch your reactions.

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You guys know what I'm threatening you with when I talk about the factory, don't you?

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// jack kennedy donates 5 dollars to the sex workers community "thats all i have" says mr kennedy

I pity the sucker who has to deal with that

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// imagining that delivered with the same tone as the "FUCK YOU" at the end of the why are you buying clothes at the soup store video

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Got back from the car wash, what are my wonderful and lovely employees up to? ( GOD, that hurt to say, but Phoney's probably right that they'll mutiny against you if you keep treating them like shit, so. )

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Jeremy. @for-you-and-me.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

// okay. release me, sirens of the frickbear's verse. i have an imscared sequel demo to play

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... Oh, really? I thought I was just seeing things. [ No wonder, then! A Dayshift at Freddy's (laugh.) is well out of his wheelhouse. ] That- okay, yeah, that makes sense enough.

JACK. @vile-pepperonerie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

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I wouldn't know. I only ever worked the day shift at Freddy's.

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// chat if i can be so honest i have no clue what the fuck is happening like 90% of the time

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Dave Miller. @road2vegas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

(Throwing a tarp over the Godred shrine) (Not blowing out the candles) (The tarp catches fire)

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I'll Feel You From The Waist Down, Sportsy

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I haven't even had feeling from the waist-down in years, that's the one thing I won't judge.

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