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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie)

@vidmaster.net
1.5K followers 1.1K following 5.7K posts

Shitpost engineer. Corgis, application security, gaming, and bad posts. Opinions my own unless they’re terrible in which case they are definitely my own. He/him, 40, Boise ID. Occasionally blogging my D&D campaign at vidmaster.net

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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 17h
What’s the dropout rate in flight school when the instructor hits the class with a “buddy,”?
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 17h
If you’re over cap then the -30% doesn’t even matter!
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 29/09/2026
Just got fired from my job at the ramen place because I wouldn’t stop saying “are you shoyu want that?” when people ordered soy ramen
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 29/09/2026
Give me back my shoes you are a dog They don’t even fit
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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hello, I’d like to hire someone in Los Angeles to do a tarot card reading at a small gathering, if you do such a thing or know someone who does, lemme give you some money, please
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 28/09/2026
That could belong to ANY turtles though, how do you know it’s theirs?
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 28/09/2026
That’s a very stylish donut!
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 27/09/2026
Exact location not yet announced as they’re still trying to find a venue that’s more than a mile from the nearest school
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 26/09/2026
First day of standing lessons
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 26/09/2026
I like that they have Mario Noid and Luigi Noid
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 26/09/2026
Poor Gigi! We all hope you have a fast recovery and feel better soon!
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 25/09/2026
You can sign up for Smumblo now at localhost:8080!
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 25/09/2026
What, am I just supposed to quit and get a job working for the other company that murders people?
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 25/09/2026
when somebody orders a shot of malört
Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service Bad.
Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired Amoral.
Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail Disgusting.
Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources Two words: morally corrupt.
Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work Disgusting.
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 25/09/2026
Love the random “if” that my phone decided to add at the end.
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 25/09/2026
If this documentary doesn’t end with a wild satanic orgy I will be genuinely surprised if
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 25/09/2026
You go in!
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 25/09/2026
Tiramisu has coffee, coffee is made from beans, and beans are a vegetable, therefore tiramisu is a healthy breakfast with vegetables and whatnot. QED
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 25/09/2026
My wife and I after sending $50 to a local campaign:
static.klipy.com
Mitchell And Webb Are We The Baddies
Alt: Mitchell And Webb Are We The Baddies
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 25/09/2026
If you ever need taste testers…
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 24/09/2026
Frankie is doing important work keeping the door from escaping! #CorgiCrew
Frankie the tricolor corgi laying on his back in front of a black interior door. His mouth is slightly open as he’s just finished yawning.
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 24/09/2026
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house With a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself "Well... how did I get here? Seriously how, I don’t know my address or phone number or even my wife’s name. Are you my family? Why are you calling the police?”
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 24/09/2026
If Jack Kerouac was born 50 years later we’d probably have this instead of On The Road
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 23/09/2026
An optometrist who tries using eye charts to summon demons or bind people to evil magics would be an awesome villain in an urban fantasy setting
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 23/09/2026
Please give Max an ear skritch for me!
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 22/09/2026
I’m happy that his horse is connected with what’s happening at the university! Just not sure why he needed to call and tell me about it?
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 22/09/2026
(low confidence)
A voicemail transcript screenshot:

Transcript (low confidence)
Uh, my name is Dawson, student calling from the University of Nebraska and teach center. Our team reached Southkeep, my horse connected with what's happening across university. I's try and connect you can reach you. Thanks and have a good day.
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 22/09/2026
Oh no! We just went through that with Waldo and he did not enjoy the cone at all. Hope it heals up fast!
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 22/09/2026
People seeing my posts:
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HerbertTheCorgi (feat. Vernon) @herbertthecorgi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy ToT #CorgiCrew
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 22/09/2026
Good job Rocky! Thanks for keeping us safe from the spooky leaves!
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 22/09/2026
Straight white males aren’t even allowed to make slightly funny posts on the internet anymore!
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 22/09/2026
Me when Mamdani smells even better in person than I expected
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 22/09/2026
[x] Yes [x] yes but lowercase [ ] No
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 21/09/2026
All my quesadillas are just out of frame laughing with me
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 21/09/2026
I forgot that yesterday was 6 months since Waldo came home. He was so small!
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 21/09/2026
My doctors office stopped taking UHC because they just so many claims it’s not worth their effort to deal with it 💀
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 21/09/2026
DO NUTS ARE REAL GOOD
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 21/09/2026
This bird is on its way to a Craigslist hookup at 3AM.
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 20/09/2026
God damn
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 19/09/2026
Rude! Hopefully you got good snacks to make up for your unfair toof theft
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 19/09/2026
That is obviously a corgi, sir
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 19/09/2026
Yes! I am a master corgmellier and can tell the vintage of a bag of treats from a mere handful!
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 19/09/2026
Sending good thoughts your way! Hopefully it is one of the non-cancerous bullshit conditions that affect women ❤️
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 19/09/2026
I feel like Gnome Chompsky the chef needs a transforming saw cleaver…
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/09/2026
I forgot that not being annoying about your needs means nobody knows they exist! Just spent my final money on these guys' provisions: beef hearts, beets, Greek yogurt, eggs, and oat flakes! STILL AT -45/1250 FOR THE WEEKEND!!!
Two adorable dogs waiting for their special dinner.Special dinner, meal prepped for the week, beef and beets frozen, eggs and yogurt in the fridge, oat flakes made fresh every day.
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 19/09/2026
I’m sorry for your loss! Losing your soul dog is devastating, but Yoshi seems like a wonderful boy who’s getting a great home!
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 19/09/2026
How are you badass in so many different ways? Genuinely impressive!
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 19/09/2026
BOOOOOO, WE WANT SHEDS!
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Vidmaster (+Waldo, Rayne, & Frankie) @vidmaster.net · 19/09/2026
If the squizzers are not frightened away by your mighty borks they will surely be frightened off by your impeccable fashion sense!
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