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Victoria Dresden

@victoriadresden.bsky.social
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Writer of words, biologist of the molecular, CBRN nerd, professional simulated patient, mom of two noodle dogs.

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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Victoria, why are you getting certified in CBRN defense? Why would you ever need that?” MEANWHILE, IN THE REAL WORLD:
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Excerpt from my CBRN course notes on prions, day 1: "TL;DR NOBODY KNOWS HOW THESE FUCKERS WORK."
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I swore to myself I wouldn’t buy MW4 because I was pissed at how MW3 ended, but I’m a simp, and the beta weekend is right there. This is a moment of weakness. Forgive me, Soap. #callofduty
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
As a Dayton area native, I absolutely love how the entire Miami Valley has come together to mercilessly cyberbully Buc-ee’s. Love when a community stands up for one of their own. 🦫
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm just gonna say it: not a fun time to be American if gaslighting is your primary PTSD trigger.
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
UNHOLY TRINITY: a novel about epistemic horror, inspired by sharashka fiction. #BluePit #📖 #A #SP #Q #OV #ND #LGBT
An orange biohazard label that reads "Unholy Trinity; Author: Victoria Dresden; Genre: speculative/dystopian; Word count: approx. 75k; Status: querying."A yellow radioactive material tag altered to read as a tropes list: "Oh gods, what have we done; STEMinist rage; found family; the conspiracy theory is real; intergenerational friendships; competence porn; neurodivergent trauma; authoritarians vs. scholars; asylum is a trap; accidental freedom fighters."
Two excerpts from the novel "Unholy Trinity:"

Excerpt One: “Christoph is magnet for weird people,” she argued. “Is not accident. Morgan? Weird. Mikhail? Extremely weird. Me? Very cute and very weird. You fit. He sees and says, ‘Yes, good. I want this one.’ Like stray dogs.” 

I had to laugh at that. “Okay, maybe you’re onto something.” 

“You think your weirdness is thing of shame. But maybe is filter. Like… radiation shielding. Repels wrong people. And what is left? That is your pack.” She smiled at me. “That is us. Look at me. To rest of world, I am ‘conspiracy theorist.’ To Christoph, ‘divergent thinker.’ Morgan is rebel who throws up on shoes. Christoph says she is ‘creative problem-solver.’” 

“What about me?” I asked. “Because most of the time, I feel like I’m just…a lot.” 

Katya hopped down from the counter and slid into the booth across from me. “You? You are thinker.” 

“We all are. You don’t need me for that.” 

“No, you are different. You see little details. Feel them. Important things, too small for rest of us. Sometimes I am thinking you can see single atom. This is why Panzer is choosing you. You sniff things out, like dog nose.” 

Excerpt two: Christoph was sitting back on his heels in defeat, face and hands smudged with blood that wasn’t his. 

The look he gave me when I returned wasn’t even angry at first. Just hollow. Disbelieving. Disappointed. 

“She was awake,” he forced through gritted teeth. “Still talking. Still fighting. Still begging.” I silently dropped the blood bags on the pavement beside him like they still mattered. He stared at them, then at me. 

“You walked,” he said. “You fucking walked.” He slowly rose to his feet, looking down at me in a way I didn’t even know he was capable of. “Tell me I am wrong. Please. Tell me you ran and something got in the way. Tell me you did everything you could.” 

I looked him straight in the eyes, my fists clenched defiantly at my side. 

“She would have done the same for me.”
The "comps" page for Unholy Trinity featuring the movie poster for Real Genius, labeled "scientists who never considered how their research could be weaponized, because it would never occur to them to do so;" the book cover for "In the First Circle" by Alexsandr Solzhenitsyn, labeled "hostage researchers having to choose between safety and dignity;" and the book cover for "The Lucifer Effect" by Philip Zimbardo, labeled "can people who have followed orders to commit cruelty ever return from the moral event horizon?"
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I am NOT interested in lectures from Trump supporters about respect for the dead.
A Truth Social post from Donald Trump that reads: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
FPS games (esp. Fallout, Borderlands, Bioshock, and CoD Black Ops), Soviet/GDR samizdat, case studies of unethical human experimentation, propaganda films, the toxicity of academic culture, and my 5th grade ELA teacher who took away my copy of 1984 because it was “too radical.” #BluePitHype
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I go into pitch events with zero expectations. There’s a lot of authors all vying for attention, and if your project defies easy categorization, it can be hard to make your case in this format. Personally, I consider it a success if I come away with a new mutual who also moved from STEM to writing.
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Sophie is the face of moral injury in STEM. Christoph is what happens when you let your research consume you. Michael stared into the moral abyss and escaped the event horizon. Morgan is a catalyst. And Katya is the distillation of the chaotic good I’ve witnessed as part of NAFO. #BluePitHype
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Although there are certain characters who are definitely meant to be despised, the true villain is the exploitation of ignorance and mob mentality. Yes, there are individuals doing the exploitation, but their ability to succeed is a symptom of societal rot, not its root cause. #BluePitHype
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Sophie was in the wrong place at the right time. She doesn’t have Main Character Syndrome (despite literally being a novel protagonist), but the universe kept trying to contact her about her destiny’s extended warranty. #BluePitHype
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m Victoria (she/her). I’m a molecular biologist who escaped the lab and combined my scientific training with my tendency to fall down rabbit holes about authoritarian psychology. And then a novel about how politics and scientific research corrupt each other just sort of…happened. #BluePitHype
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hot take: there is a dark side to academia, but “dark academia” as a genre is largely uninterested in it. Give me grad students being abused by advisors. Intellectuals caught in purges. Researchers w/ impossible ethical dilemmas. Merely being set in a poorly-lit school does not make something DA.
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
And to think, I almost scrapped “Unholy Trinity” entirely ten years ago because “America becomes the hostage of an emotionally incontinent conspiracy theorist” seemed too far-fetched. There’s a reason my protagonist’s middle name is “Kassandra.”
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Finally reading “We,” and I had to look up what I-330’s name was in the original text. It’s a literal transliteration of “И-330,” and not a clever translation of “Я-330.” My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Dear Ukraine, Can you at least let Patron gnaw on his leg for a while, as a little treat? 🐶🦴 Love, Everyone
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I just had to explain to a MAGA loyalist that no, George Soros did NOT in fact help the Nazis by betraying Jewish people to the Stasi. Considering the Stasi didn’t FUCKING EXIST UNTIL AFTER THE SOVIET OCCUPATION OF EAST GERMANY AFTER THEY LOST WWII I only wrote a literal thesis about this.
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Noodle updates 🐾💕
An extreme closeup of a fawn-colored greyhound peering straight into the camera lens.A black and white whippet laying on a pink bedspread with his head on a pillow, covered with a Star Trek blanket.
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I’m so tired of seeing names like Pedro Pascal and Mark Wahlberg allegedly attached to the Call of Duty movie. Barry Sloane, Neil Ellice, and Samuel Roukin are RIGHT THERE, so please miss me with your comments section arguments about “only [insert mainstream actor here] can play Price/Soap/Ghost.”
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I recently moved back to my hometown because my 🇦🇺 roomies no longer felt safe here and left. They couldn’t bring their two noodle dogs along, so they came w/ me. I’ve successfully Pavloved them. I have an alarm on my phone that’s only for their meals, and they hear it and go absolutely bonkers. 🐾☺️
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David the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
David Bowie vs The NVA (1976)
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Welp…I just applied to do a graduate certification in CBRN Defense. Because that’s a normal interest that normal humans want to devote their entire existence to. Someone needs to be the ethical grownup in the room and unfortunately my brain has decided that I am Someone.
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The ✨vibes✨ are immaculate, but what caught my eye was the protest flag with the circle cut out of the center. 🥹 I know where that tradition comes from and what it means, and I always choke up when I see that empty space where the corruption and erasure and cruelty used to be.
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
CONGRATULATIONS, HUNGARY! 🇭🇺
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I really hope the (absolutely deserved) adoration for the Artemis II crew marks the gradual death of anti-intellectual populism in America.
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
All eyes on Hungary today. They have the chance to drive the Russian allies out of their government. (Must be nice.)
independent.co.uk
Hungary elections live: Orban fights to remain in power as voters take to polls
Orban’s failing election campaign has been backed by US president Donald Trump and vice president JD Vance
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Serpexnessie🎨 @serpexnessie.com · 08/04/2026
Classic Hit Video Game Wolfenstein 3D #comic
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
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Mary S Morrison ✏️🧬🧫🇨🇦🏛️ @marysmorrison.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
#Unhingedpit DO NO HARM Sorry, looks like the weird queer AuDHD STEM kids broke containment and got into your moody dark-academia murder mystery #Q #A #F #LGBT
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E. Rosalie @erosalie.infoepi.com · 28/02/2026
Iran is not a Muslim country. When religion is forced on you and strips you of your rights, justifies the government killing your daughter, you are allowed to dislike it. Iranians are secular Persians with a legacy of groundbreaking science, writing, fashion, you name it.
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
☣️ UNHOLY TRINITY ☣️: “Real Genius” meets “In the First Circle,” but the IRB is locked in the cold room, there’s a whole religion about Socrates, and the emotional support wombat has diplomatic immunity. #UnhingedPit #A #SpF #Q
A meme labeled "meet the characters of unholy trinity, a completely normal novel about research ethics" in comic sans.
Top row: Beaker from the Muppets, labeled "anxious lab rat;" Bernd das Brot, labeled "german, sarcastic, kinda square;" Anya Forger from SpyxFamily labeled "tiny chaos gremlin"
Bottom row: A screenshot of the Pokemon MissingNo labeled "fuck your system, I have code;" and an image of Squidward from the Red Mist creepypasta labeled "supporting cast member who has seen some shit."
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
☣️ UNHOLY TRINITY ☣️: “Real Genius” meets “In the First Circle,” but the IRB is locked in the cold room, there’s a whole religion about Socrates, and the emotional support wombat has diplomatic immunity. #UnhingedPit #A #SpF #Q
A fake Reddit post:

“AITA for, well...everything?
I (24F) told my PhD advisor (47F), who had been abusing me for two years, to shove her lab up her own ass, mastered out, and ended up working for the prof (45M) who taught my biomed ethics class, who I've always had a secret crush on.
Important context: we lived in a dictatorship and we (along with his other lab techs) eventually had to escape. A friend of his (48M) who I'm pretty sure has committed crimes against humanity, helped us get out. We...may have accidentally overthrown the government that granted us asylum. (In our defense, they were trying to kill us because we warned the rest of the world about their WMDs and they wanted us to shut up.)
Meanwhile, Former War Criminal proposed to me in front of Hot Professor after I may or may not have slept with both of them, and I said yes. People keep telling me loving him after what he's done makes me just as bad, but he *did* say he was sorry.
AITA?”
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Welp.
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The sailors on the USS Gerald Ford who keep stuffing their t-shirts into the toilets so the bathrooms flood and the carrier can’t deploy to Iran should be awarded a collective Nobel Peace Prize

In one four-day period in March 2025, engineers logged 205 maintenance calls. Sailors reported working up to 19-hour days to fix leaks and restore suction, with problems in a single head capable of disabling an entire section of the ship. Since 2023, the Navy has carried out at least 10 acid flushes, each costing about $400,000, though the procedure cannot be performed while the carrier is underway.
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
If my dual-boot setup could stop breaking my bootloaders every few months like clockwork, that’d be real fuckin’ neato. 🫠
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The people looking right at an Italian-American woman while complaining that “there were no white people in the halftime show” present a fascinating case study about how historically, diaspora populations are only conditionally ‘white’ as long as we stay in our lane.
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Post a banger that isn’t in English.
youtu.be
LOBODA — ПО-УКРАЇНСЬКИ | ПРЕМ'ЄРА 2023
YouTube video by LOBODA
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“But it’s not fair because I can’t speak Spanish!” Babes, here is a list of the languages represented in my music library: 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇫🇷🇺🇦🇷🇺🇪🇸🇯🇵🇰🇷🇷🇴🇮🇹🇮🇪 Do you think I can speak all those? No. But I still know a sick beat when I hear it.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/02/2026
Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance: “The only thing more powerful than hate is love” “Together, we are America”
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
All I’m saying is that maybe Zeus’ festival is not the place to test how serious the gods are about the whole hubris thing.
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I really want the OTHER list. The people who snubbed him, or he viewed as obstacles, or just really annoyed him. Because from what I’ve read, that list includes Obama, Pope Francis, and Howard Stern. Not a trio of names I ever expected to see together. Kinda feels like the run-up to a cosmic joke.
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
100% not surprised to see this:
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It’s time, once again, for evangelical Christians to angrily discover that the ceremonial opening of an ancient Greek tradition honoring the gods of Olympus does not, in fact, revolve around them. 🏺🍿
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Took my niece to see Iron Lung today—it’s not the kind of movie I would normally go to see if Markiplier wasn’t in it, but for a first time indie film? I know he’s loyal to his YouTube fans but if he ever wanted to make a career out of this, he’d be amazing!
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Victoria Dresden @victoriadresden.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I use Obsidian because I can set it up like a private, novel-specific Wikipedia and that format really appeals to my brain.
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