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Jonjo

@vibrantduck.bsky.social
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A bearded duck lover and dad who's feeling vibrant is this dark world

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Jonjo @vibrantduck.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I asked my welsh friend how many sexual partners he's had. He started counting but fell asleep
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Jonjo @vibrantduck.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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charli @spookichu.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Sadie Hartmann (Mother Horror) @sadiehartmann.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.
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Jonjo @vibrantduck.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I once knew a roadie who was romainian i also knew a czech one,two.
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Jonjo @vibrantduck.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
All men are different, but if there is something we all do the same its petting a dog in a way that sounds like you're slapping an old wooden boat, either on the back or side of the dog.
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Jonjo @vibrantduck.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking she's gonna eat me!
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