Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Not one of them could fold a fitted sheet which is the mark of a real man 😄 000
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Americans if you have family or friends that aren't that bright and are ranting about the stabbings in London today it might be worth letting them know that London has fewer stabbings per capita than every major US city and then on top you have gun crime. 000
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Farage said he'd stop the boats in 2 weeks. Can anyone think of another useless right wing twat who likes the 2 week timeline for achieving nothing, other than fucking things up even more. 041
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 19/07/2026There's no place for a halftime show, it's like having a wank at a funeral. 000
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Having a halftime show at the world cup final is like having a wank at a funeral. It might be good but it isn't the right time or place l. 010
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 19/07/2026WTF, half time shows have no place in football, is fucking things up with advertising breaks in the guise of refreshment breaks and political interference not enough. Why does the US have to put their grubby little fingers over everything and mould it to their will. Consumerism on acid. 001
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Different rules for the right, the media expects it from them. So it'll be 'nothing to see here' 010
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Farage doesn't want to be PM in the same way as he didn't want to be the one to deal with Brexit. He's now added the title of traitor to the long list of attention seeking stunts. The most tragic thing is that the media gives him the oxygen to spread division and hate with no positive outcome. 020
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 27/05/2025One way to improve the boring Monaco GP would be give each driver 5 short laps (cut the Nouvelle Chicane) which could be used any time. Russell's overtake on Albon would have been legit. #f1 #Formula1 #Monaco 010
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Elon 'Vladimir' Musk blaming Ukraine for hacking X. Utter bullshit, he just wants an excuse to take down Starlink to fuck up Ukraine even more than Trump already has. Putin's puppets are a sickening bunch of cunts. 🤬🤬 020
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Rejoining the EU like the good old days will take a lot of time. In the meantime a strong alliance between EU and commonwealth countries (and anyone else who fits the bill) is the way to go. Strength in numbers and values. 020
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 01/03/2025If Trump's mouths open then he's either lying or waiting for Putin to put his cock in it. 000
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Anyone who drives a 25 plate Tesla is making a statement. That statement is that you are a cunt. 000
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Could everyone in Scotland go and take a shit on Trumps golf course please. I might collect mine and take it up in August when I'm on holiday, it's too far to go daily from Devon. 010
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 28/02/2025The State Visit should be October 2028, then the King should very publicly cancel it stating Trump's behaviour is undeserving. He could add that the Queen thought Trump was the worst President she had met. Humiliate Demented Donny. 010
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Starmer seems to be doing a half decent job considering the orange turd sees him as a looney lefty. The Royal invite should be seen as the perfect opportunity to protest against Demented Donny. 'Hey Donald Trump, we wanna knooooow why you're such a cunt' Sing it loud. 010
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 23/02/2025The UK Daily Star's front pages bringing laughter into a dark world🤣🤣 020
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 20/02/2025If every football ground in Europe could chant 'Hey Donald Trump, ho ha, we wanna knooooow why your such a cunt' In English so he gets the message. youtu.be/GGC5sVM2tzM?...youtu.beHey Donald Trump chantYouTube video by paultyree1 000
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I wouldn't support any. The orange turd has only highlighted Americas historic 'capitalism on acid' model which has led to such disparity between the richest and the poorest. It's always been there hidden behind the star spangled banner and egotistical pride. 000
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 17/02/2025The return of the light will relieve the SAD. But In a couple of months we'll be moaning it's too hot, then it'll piss it down July and August. Good old British weather 010
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Musk did say that he was going to make mistakes, but this isn't the same as forgetting to put the milk back in the fridge. 010
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 16/02/2025With Putins weakened Russia calling the shots to the Pumpkin Palpatine. 030
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 15/02/2025To be fair there are plenty of 'hateful twats' that didn't have childhood trauma. They've just grown up to be cunty cockwombles through choice. 010
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 14/02/2025It's so easy to boycott American consumer goods. I recommend everyone does it forever even after MAGA as a constant reminder, like the bully at school that you always remember and never forgive. 010
Reposted by Left LurcherMachine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Donald Trump once saw a bully beating up a kid for his lunch money. So he interceded and told the little kid, "Give him your lunch money." And the little kid gave the big kid his lunch money. The Trump went around praising himself for bringing peace to the playground. Yes, this is an analogy. 17745146
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 13/02/2025If the US thinks the Gulf of Mexico is now the Gulf of America, then the I think the should change the name of America to The Home of the Cockwombles. Has a nice ring to it but I'm sure others can think of a better name. 000
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 12/02/2025As long as he doesn't land he can't be arrested. Let's hope he has plane trouble and has to land somewhere. Better still that the cunts plane just crashes, with another jet going down in America today which makes 5 in 2 weeks we can only hope 🤞🤞🤞 111
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 12/02/2025He's a narcissist with early onset dementia. When have you ever seen him laugh. 010
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 12/02/2025It's still early days, but if they manage to bring down the cost of living and improve public services it still won't be enough. Immigration is a lot of people's (not mine) number one issue. They don't see that the positives of immigration clearly outweigh the negatives. I agree it is depressing. 010
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 12/02/2025They don't have to outdo Reform, they just have to be seen to be acting on peoples concerns (not mine) then be able to do them on policy come the election. Not doing anything is not an option, look at what's happening around the world. 120
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I'd rather be offended than guarantee and Tory, Reform or combination of the two win at the next election which will be considerably worse. Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good. 110
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Do you do a 20 minute monologue every time it's your turn to comment on the verdict, you'll be there till Christmas 🤣 010
Reposted by Left LurcherJust Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 12/02/2025"Daddy says he owns you. Can you get me an ice cream?" 2250477909678
Reposted by Left LurcherConor 📎💙 #BlueCrew #ResistanceBlue #VoteBlue 💙🌊 @conormcl2026.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Lol 😂 😆 🤣 0232
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Swift action yet the media are still questioning the transparency blah blah blah angle. Like Starmer could possibly know everything about his MPs. 020
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 07/02/2025The only thing Tesla owners who want to get rid of an expensive statement can do. Unless they can find a Nazi to buy it. 010
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 07/02/2025This is all you can do if you've already got one, it's not like anyone who's not a nazi is going to buy it. 000
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Trump loves this picture from the Time Magazine of president Elon Hitler, so don't share 🤣 012
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 05/02/2025That only works if you're saying that the majority of disillusioned Americans who didn't vote were Democrats that couldn't be arsed to vote. Unfortunately he won the popular vote with a pathetic 77 million compared to the overall voting population. 000
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Saying it was stolen (even though I think it was) is mimicking the Republicans. The American system has been broken for a long time and has only been propped up with the delusional pride its people have in their own superiority. Trump is the pigeon that's come home to roost. 000
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Trump was reading the statement about Gaza. Did the war criminal standing next to him write it or some other cunt. 010
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Trump is the lovechild of the dumbest narcissist in the world and the evilest most dangerous being in the universe. 000
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 04/02/2025America is going through a reset, sorry to say but I hope it will be devastating and be a warning to the rest of the world of the path not to follow. America's reputation will never fully recover. 030
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Now is the time that the world stands up to Trump's America. The damage he's going to do is beyond belief. Fuck his tariffs, things will be tough but you have to stand up to bullies. MAGA is the scourge of the world. 030
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 30/01/2025It's going to take a long time for America's reputation to recover, if ever, and this is just the start. 000
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 30/01/2025He's going to fuck the whole world. Democrats need to stop winging and whining grow a pair and stand up to the threat now before it's too late. 100
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Good thing or bad thing? Who knows in this fucked up world. BBC News - Trump says Keir Starmer doing 'very good job' www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comDonald Trump says Keir Starmer doing 'very good job'The US president tells BBC he will be speaking to the prime minister in the next 24 hours. 100
Left Lurcher @vibe5.bsky.social · 26/01/2025The orange blimp says the quite bit out loud again. Gazza is just a real estate opportunity for him and his Zionist war criminal friends. From the river to the Trump holiday resort, sickening. www.npr.org/2025/01/26/g...npr.orgTrump wants Jordan and Egypt to accept more refugees to 'just clean out' GazaPresident Donald Trump said Saturday he'd like to see Jordan, Egypt and other Arab nations increase the number of Palestinian refugees they are accepting to "just clean out" the war-torn area. 021