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Vian1138

@vian.bsky.social
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she/her/they/them/comrade Difficult Woman Still deciding whether I was born 4 centuries too late or a couple too early. Living on unceded land in Naarm. (Melbourne, AUS)

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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, the raspberry lemonade! We'd occasionally go for a counter lunch when the aunts and uncles and cousins were in town and we'd get so hopped up on that stuff we'd be buzzing for days!
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My dad used to read the newspaper to me when I was a baby, every night when he came home from work. It was together time for us, and shower and novel time for mum. We all got the benefit of reading. Why have a child if you're not going to read to it?
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You know what sucks? Having a UTI. You know what doesn't suck? Being able to go to a pharmacist and get antibiotics without the hassle of a GP appointment.
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mariewalsh18.bsky.social @mariewalsh18.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Quicksand&Lava @quicksandandlava.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s not like we needed another reason to GTFO of AUKUS but here it is. #AusPol
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feet first, slowly.
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Kon Karapanagiotidis @kkarapanagiotidis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ASRC had TWO VANS STOLEN OVERNIGHT in Melbourne from our CATERING SOCIAL ENTERPRISE. We are all so distressed and angry. Who robs a charity! Here’s are the license plates of the two white vans 👇🏼 and photos of them too➡️➡️➡️ Call 000 if spot them please 🙏🏼 Renault 🚐 is 1UO2YV Peugeot van 🚐 is 1QR 8PO
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something something carpet matching the drapes something.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Oh, this old thing? I saw it in the window and I couldn't resist it!"
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trying to think about who could host an update of that, just yesterday. Came to the conclusion that it was very much of its time, Graham Kennedy was the only bloke who could thread that particular needle, and that I'd better stick to my memories ...
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope they buried a microfilm reader with it.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You can see where it'd get the idea. Slightly better rendition: HWAAT! Twegen mægburga ægðer ge lic on æðelnesse on fægeran Verona þær we lætað ure swæð
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know, I'm starting to come around to this idea. HWAET! Twegen mægburga ægðer ge lic on æðelnesse on fægeran Verona þær we lætað ure swæð
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hwæt! Twegen mægas begen gelice on ðearfe in fægere Verona þær þe we maciað ussce scenan
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is going to be epic!!
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look after yourself. Sorry the times are tough. May they soon learn the error of their ways.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I plead the fashion amendment; I wore them the first time 'round; I am exempt from wearing them again.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is, but the implication that this does not happen in modern ICE cars is also dangerous. You're not any safer in an ICE car; if it has software, it can be hacked. The best we can hope for is that we are too small to be worth watching.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Onya, Wombats! Have a lovely day!
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So, he doesn't understand how money works, or what it's for?
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LyndallTerrier @lyndallterrier.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG2F...
youtube.com
Farmers Report Better Grass, Healthier Sheep Under 1 Million Solar Panels
YouTube video by The Electric Viking
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Notwithstanding the problems with IQ tests as a measure of genuine intelligence, does he think ANYONE believes this? The only way he'd get a high result is if he paid someone to take the test for him. He's the poster boy for Dunning-Kruger syndrome.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My parents were really attached to their Christmas Album. It was ... really something. All the same, hearing Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass still makes me nostalgic.
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Simon Rosenberg @simonrosenberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Increasing numbers of Jewish people, however, are dissociating themselves from Zionism, which is endangering all Jewish people around the world by insisting Israel, its apartheid system and genocidal conduct, represents all Jews." 🎯 #auspol pearlsandirritations.com/post/2026/09...
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The case against me is over. The fight for political speech is not
After more than two years of legal proceedings, the case has been withdrawn without apology, deletions or restrictions on future commentary – but the wider battle over political speech continues.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's in the name, ma'am. Cricket racing. We line up all the crickets we can find at one of those pairs of sticks and bet on whose cricket will get to the other set first. We had our champion jumper, Hoppy McBoingboing, stuffed and mounted just after the Grand Final of 1955.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You may find this meme of some use. I know I do ...
A sign in black on a white background saying "Fuck off. Then keep fucking off. Keep fucking off until you get to a sign saying "you can't fuck off past here." Climb over the gate, dream the impossible dream, and keep fucking off forever!
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
She's grown into such a beauty; that is the stare of resonant authority. Happy Birthday, Yarndi!
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every accusation is an admission, remember.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bro! Tell me we still know how to speak of socks!
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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone who has ever complained about London Underground, complain no more.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#lifegoals.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You couldn't write him into a novel, because he'd be beyond belief. That interview last night was incoherent AND bullying.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The only US products I buy are ultra-processed snacks for my in-laws; a new source of them is always welcome.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My FIL is an expat who really likes his Cheez-its. I could hand him a diamond, and he wouldn't like it as much as a pantry size box of Original Flavo(u)r. And my MIL is the same about Triskits. So, because I love him more than I dislike America, I buy them for him.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I see she uses my file naming system.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm glad I waited. It was a fine little SW romp, but it felt like a bunch of episodes, glommed together. And nothing in the galaxy changed. The characters didn't grow, the political situation didn't change ... almost felt like a comic book movie.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
In one of the extended versions of ANH, Han tells Jabba he's a wonderful human being. I'm assuming to a Jabba, that's an insult, but for Rotta, it's aspirational, what with him renouncing his toxic heritage and all. Velcro brain+geek sensibility= family psychodrama.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Current Mood:
Gnome who looks like he’s had enough of your BS saying "You could be nicer"
I could also be
spectacularly meaner.
So maybe let it go
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gee, this is probably something that shouldn't be shared. Or reposted. Or sent to everyone you know.😁
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I have two spoodles (cocker spaniel/poodle mutts) but from this handy guide, I fear they self-identify as cats.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“People want to reclaim agency and opposing data centers is a symbolic —“ NO. There is ample public evidence of the downside and zero public evidence of an upside. People know the difference between a job-creating factory and a really fucking loud server room that poisons neighbors.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yes; it doesn't innovate, and early versions were a bit janky, but it's a damned good chance to commune with your inner Han Solo, and blow up Imperials. I'm about due for a replay, myself.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've declined to get up for far better people than him. A champagne breakfast will suit me fine.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Now, Spring is really on the way.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And I love that, for all involved.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
www.instagram.com/p/DOawFmbDOf...
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Dr Desirée Kozlowski @pleasurelab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I call on the Australian government to #RaiseTheRate of all support payments to a living wage. This would be the single most effective way to lift the productivity, quality of life, and well-being of the whole country. #CommitToALivingWage
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And you know why she didn't? Because she has learned kindliness and tolerance from Dolly. Who was never less than perfect.
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Vian1138 @vian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's giving genuine Fallout vibes ...
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