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early 20s| fic writer and local angst enthusiast @verysalted on ao3

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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yg is frost, nj is santa, jk is the easter bunny, jm is sandman, hobi is the tooth fairy, tae is an elf LMFAOO, and jin is pitch (its supposed to be a frost x pitch ship??)
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i have an unposted fic i made in 2023 where yoongi is jack frost, and the rest are guardians (rise of the Guardians AU)
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Cat Yoongi Fest 🍊🐈‍⬛ - CLAIMING @catyoongifest.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026
Prompt: ao3.org/collections/Cat_Yoongi_Fest/prompts/5255176 Claiming Form: forms.gle/sfJtkuJFGbiU8UD26
Unclaimed Prompt from the Cat Yoongi Fest
Graphic is in pink and lavender, with a heart & a cartoon black cat showing its belly tempting you to claim
Prompt is from Page 8
Text of prompt: Yoongi is cursed to say “meow” instead of swearing. Unfortunately he’s still Min Yoongi.

Example:

“Meow off.”

“Did you just tell me to fuck off?”

“…Meow.”

PLS WRITE THIS PLSPLSPLS
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
now someone, SOMEONE HAS TO WRITE THIS AND IDC WHO
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Cat Yoongi Fest 🍊🐈‍⬛ - CLAIMING @catyoongifest.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026
Prompt: ao3.org/collections/Cat_Yoongi_Fest/prompts/5302361 Claiming Form: forms.gle/sfJtkuJFGbiU8UD26
Unclaimed Prompt from the Cat Yoongi Fest
Graphic is in pink and lavender, with a heart & a cartoon black cat showing its belly tempting you to claim
Prompt is from Page 3
Text of prompt: Yoongi accidentally trespasses into the territory of six fae princes and is informed that mortal cat shifters are considered sacred familiars.

He is not a familiar. He tells them this repeatedly.

Unfortunately, cat hybrids swearing, scratching, refusing gifts, knocking goblets from tables, and sleeping with their backs turned are all interpreted in ancient fae culture as extremely enthusiastic courtship behavior.

dw: forced marriage-ish, spoiled Yoongi, brat taming, fae OT7, luxury captivity, smut??
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Cat Yoongi Fest 🍊🐈‍⬛ - CLAIMING @catyoongifest.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026
Prompt: ao3.org/collections/Cat_Yoongi_Fest/prompts/5255566 Claiming Form: forms.gle/sfJtkuJFGbiU8UD26
Unclaimed Prompt from the Cat Yoongi Fest
Graphic is in pink and lavender, with a heart & a cartoon black cat showing its belly tempting you to claim
Prompt is from Page 7
Text of prompt: Yoongi signs up for a humiliating hybrid adoption reality show because the winner receives housing and debt forgiveness. Six celebrity contestants enter intending to expose the show’s cruelty, only to become disturbingly invested in ensuring that nobody else gets to choose him. The season ends with a production scandal, several destroyed contracts, and Yoongi discovering that the six men have already prepared a shared room for him.

Tags: reality TV AU, crack premise/serious angst, OT7 romance, adoption competition, poor Yoongi
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i NEED to know who claimed it i’m tweaking over here
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i’m so fucking nosy WHO CLAIMED MY PROMPTS
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the streamed prompt is mine😛😛😛
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
yk what u deserve that
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
DELETE THE TIMELINE. PUT IT BACK. I WAS MAKING A JOKE. SOUTH OF THE BORDER IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A PROPHECY. THE ABSURDITY IS SUPPOSED TO STAY ON AO3 😭
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
and fuck chris brown
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ying sobbed to outro: tear @centuryeggtears.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
biblically accurate jin hyung
Seokjin flexing his bicep while looking quizzically at the camera during a live
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
yoongi and jin (grumpy brooding secretly soft yoongi and cunty diva jin)
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 02/08/2026
yes, i did need every different angle of jungkook sizing up yoongi before unhinging his jaw and swallowing him whole
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
plsplsplsplsplsolsplspls write my prompts plsplsplsplspls
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I just purrompted the hell out of you
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
well yes
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i love that you tagged ragebaited jk bc that’s what he is 💀💀💀😭😭😭
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
woahhh
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Oldest Army in Italy @ddaengbb.eurosky.social · 29/07/2026
'nuff said
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em 🖤 @blueandgrey77.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If You Give a Crocodile a Coin 🐊 Poly (JK/JM/NJ/HS/SJ) 🐊 74k, explicit, complete 🐊 Crocodile hybrid JK 🐊 Morally grey fluff 🐊 For @btsforcedcarefest.myatproto.social archiveofourown.org/works/805662...
9 square moodboard 

Top 3 images left to right: a storm water drain tunnel, a pond reflecting the moon, and jungkook from a qatar behind the scenes where he is in all black swimming with wet hair

Middle 3 images left to right: a pond with trees and the rising sun in the background, a dwarf crocodile (jk’s species), and a pile of shiny pennies 

Bottom 3 images left to right: jk from in the soop sleeping with his head in his hand, a cozy bed with white blankets, and a large backyard pool AO3 fic description 

"Hi, little guy. Did you bring me something today?" Jimin asks.

Jungkook nudges the pouch towards Jimin with his snout, keeping his hind end in the water.

"Oh, are these the things you collect? Did you want to show me?" Jimin asks, and Jungkook preens at the excitement in his voice. Jimin slowly takes out each item, admiring the pretty gemstones on the hair clip and giggling at the little alien figurine.

"He kind of reminds me of you," Jimin says, and Jungkook tilts his head in confusion. He doesn't think he looks much like an alien. "Very cute and small."

Jungkook huffs. Crocodiles aren't cute and small; they're scary and strong. He's a predator; even if he isn't quite top of the food chain, he's far closer to it than some tiny plastic alien would be. He'd eat that alien for lunch.

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Curiosity may have killed the cat, but crocodiles are built tough. Crocodile hybrid Jungkook is certain that following his own curious nature is perfectly safe, even when it leads him into a house full of humans, the one species he's always been taught not to trust. But...they shower him with shinies and snacks, so surely these humans can't be so bad.
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Moonrirang⊙⊝⊜⁷hooligan @junswildflower.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Absolute perfection, the first chapter had me so distressed 😭😭😭
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
apologising is banned 🫵🏻 i love to hear your theories 😭🕯️
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
sweet bean...🥺🥺 i've been carrying that little guy around in my head for months...do you really think i haven't thought about rocks
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
someone put the kettle on
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i'm in your walls taking notes
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'M CRYING THIS IS SO CUTE THIS IS GOING ON MY FRIDGE
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juni 🌱 @juninamjuni.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
thankfully graphic design is my passion
jungkook and seokjin's heads cropped onto two dragons flying in the sky
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juni 🌱 @juninamjuni.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
seokjin is on his way ;_;
seokjins head cropped onto the body of a dragon
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your lesbian dad had the time of their leaves with BTS 🍂 @sowoozoojoon.borasky.com · 27/07/2026
Baby dragon hybrid JK who blows smoke when he sneezes, thinks bugs are cool, and has a hoard of trinkets in his room. “Kookie. Baby, what is that?” Jin asks, trying to reign in his Hyung Voice. “A PINK TRASH CAN!” JK is holding the trash can triumphantly above his head.
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BTS Forced Caretaking Fest @btsforcedcarefest.myatproto.social · 20/07/2026
Take Two 🔑 OT7 🔑 Alpha/beta/omega dynamics, hidden omega, blackmail, dubious consent, dubious morality, DD:DNE, dark fluff, non-consensual drug use 🔗 ao3.org/works/87708401
Take Two
The day Jungkook enters a breakthrough heat in the office, he thinks his career is definitely over. When one of his superiors finds him like that, breaking down in a company bathroom, he's convinced his life as he knows it will be forfeit, too.

In some ways, he's right.

But where Kim Namjoon is concerned, maybe change isn't always such a bad thing.
Explicit | 6,529 | WIP
Take Two
The day Jungkook enters a breakthrough heat in the office, he thinks his career is definitely over. When one of his superiors finds him like that, breaking down in a company bathroom, he's convinced his life as he knows it will be forfeit, too.

In some ways, he's right.

But where Kim Namjoon is concerned, maybe change isn't always such a bad thing.
Explicit | 6,529 | WIP
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sara⁷💫⊙⊝⊜ saw bts madrid d1 & 2 @hobahope.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
he's so so small he's the size of a soda can
jungkook holding a big ass arih trashcan during his live today. he's wearing big headphones and a black shirt
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
it’s okay baby i don’t bite
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
his little ass CANNOT regulate body temperature
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
you guys were not supposed to find the summoning circle
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
wdym i find a thread about my fic on a social media platform i didn’t know existed until a month ago 💀💀
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
its true you’re everywhere
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
ahhh thank you so much 😭 i’m so happy you liked it!!
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Funny Cat with Tongue Out
ALT: Funny Cat with Tongue Out
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
pookums im right here
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BTS Forced Caretaking Fest @btsforcedcarefest.myatproto.social · 26/07/2026
Twt: @verysalted AO3: ao3.org/users/verysalted
Author of: Hush, little hatchling
For author reveals, tell us a little bit about yourself! What is your favorite BTS album/song?
Like! Moving on!
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
surprise shawty!!
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Cute Cat Kiss
ALT: Cute Cat Kiss
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BTS Forced Caretaking Fest @btsforcedcarefest.myatproto.social · 26/07/2026
Last day of author reveals! let's goooo
day 3 author reveals
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
omg look it's mee!
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Devious Evil Cat Smirking
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BTS Forced Caretaking Fest @btsforcedcarefest.myatproto.social · 25/07/2026
Twt: @/verysalted Bsky: @verysalted.bsky.social AO3: ao3.org/users/verysalted
Author of:
72 hour observation

verysalted
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verysalted 🕯️ @verysalted.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Gato Cat with Long Tongue Out
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BTS Forced Caretaking Fest @btsforcedcarefest.myatproto.social · 25/07/2026
Who is ready for AUTHOR REVEALS DAY 2?!?! See you 8 hours to learn which stories these talented writers published for the fest this year❤️🐝
Day 2
Author Reveals

amethyst_ot7
anpanmoon
ariannemaya
faith2727
geniesis
goyangiinatree
feraljk
kat8cha
likeHooligans
mangust_d
MothMansPants
nervouscupcakeinspace
neverender13
nightmaremode
rareeclare
severalproblems
sunbaescout
TJ_Jones_Jacobson
TrippingWhisper
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x_ykim
YG_genius_OT7
yoonlit
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 25/07/2026
you stay the hell away from me, you fine-ass, long-legged demon 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️
Soobin posing for GQ Korea. He's leaning back on his elbows while stretched out on a pool lounge chaise. He's in a full, three piece suit, and his hair is slicked back. Soobin posing for GQ Korea. This is a close-up photo of his face and hand. He's holding a tiny espresso cup up to his mouth, so his eyes peer over the cup. His hair is slicked back except for one perfectly coiffed piece falling over his forehead.
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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i was losing my shit over this babygirl pose then realized he’s posing this way for jk I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE
sj ig post. photo of jinkook. back to the camera and in foreground, jk is holding up a camera. sj is posing with his forefinger on his lips with a cute facial expression
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