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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The Nicks losing in game three is a lot like what's going on with the Strait of Hormuz in that I don't follow sports or politics

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

JD Vance is a Horcrux. Marco Rubio is a Horcrux. Donny Jr is a Horcrux. If it happens it means nothing if we can't purge the rot

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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

🤝💗🎈🐧

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Created Wrongly @creativewronging.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Andy Merrill (Brak) is an Amazon delivery driver. Carey Means (Frylock) got CHF from/exacerbated by COVID & was recently working as a restaurant dishwasher. C. Martin Croker (Zorak) died of sepsis from an infected tooth he couldn't afford to get treated. Capitalism destroys both art & artist.

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

A drinking game I like is Truth or Dare except it's Truth only and everyone has to answer the question "what's an embarrassing confession that you shouldn't share?" Until one answer makes everyone so uncomfortable that the party has to end. As usual, I'll start and there will be no second turn.

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Thinking of getting into comics about horses

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

In order to adapt this riddle for modern audiences, the doctor will now shout "I can't operate on this boy! He's my biological son and I'm straight!"

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Come hang out under a bridge! The Worst Orchestra in Omaha is here! Plus there are birds

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Today I'm not handling the state of geopolitics well

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

WOW has it been a long day (Me every other solstice)

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Some people have a memory palace. I have a lie world.

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Found on a trailhead sign "Further, nudity is commonplace in the hot springs, and not condoned by Olympic National Park"

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

To the lone protestor holding an "Ice Melts" sign on the street corner, I offer my honks.

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

I want to try out the Aqua Aerobics class, really I do, I just don't think I have the stamina for an hour of classic rock

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Overheard at the gym "Woah it's the six million dollar man! How old are you? How old are you? How old are you? How old are you?" "...22" "Well then you don't even know who that is!"

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

My biggest fear is that someone I know and trust will turn out to be a human size marionette controlled by drones.

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Overheard at the gym "Well don't take my word for it, I'm just talking out loud here"

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

"the one thing universally considered to be illegal", fucking incredible

A Reddit post from r/lgbt: Title, Why is "be gay, do crime" a thing?

Body: Honestly I don't understand anything about this. Of all things why choose crime? That's like the one thing that is universally considered illegal. That's...

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Overheard in the sauna: "My pet peeve is people who celebrate their birthday after 21" "Yeah, especially if it's, like, a guy" Fellas-is it gay to have a birthday?

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Eating homemade meatball subs while I drive to work in a celebration of nihilistic optimism

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

NO, I did not pee in the pool. I pissed myself, THEN I got in the pool

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Add "You had a wet dream about Einstein?" alongside "You drank your grandsons pee?" and "A ghost choked you in Switzerland?" in the Nathan Fielder hall of fame

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

I mean, it's 250 pencils, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

As my time with Pete the Cat: The Musical draws to a close, I can't help but reminisce on the wisdom I've gained. He truly was a real cool cat.

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

I think I take a lot of the RFK stuff pretty personally because as a Dipshit-American I have a lot of quasi-magical beliefs about how my body works and it really pisses me off to see someone turn this joyful practice to evil

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Hope @hopesby.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Toby, Black and white Boston Terrier, looking at camera

Togo, Fawn Boston Terrier, camera looking up at her

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

All the cool kids sitting in the back of the class

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Watching Land Before Time II- This Strut fella would get along great with Gaston, I bet

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

My partner told me to get butter, but there are so many kinds. I asked her which butter and she said "Ghee". That's clarified butter.

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Honestly I'd rather they just added cow gratuity so I didn't have to think about it

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Explaining to my roommate how MrBeast (obscenely wealthy YouTube magnate) and Beastyqt (niche Serbian Age of Empires 4 streamer) are definitely not the same person

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Oh hey let's do an economic blackout on KARLS BIRTHDAY. What a FUN and COOL thing to do

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Don't forget I'm running Tavern Night Open Mic at The Tavern on 10th tonight! I left Facebook so if someone could tell them too that would be lovely

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Before any street interview be sure to update your street resume with a full list of street credentials

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Leaning over to my partner during an improv set whispering "This is so level three coded"

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

11 hours into this extended edition LOTR marathon and I would very much like to be done please.

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

My buddy, leaning over conspiratorially "Hey dude, I just went upstairs - dinner smells so gooood. Beef stew baby"

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Well APPARENTLY the new Disney Princess line at Bath and Body is based on each character's personality and vibe, NOT on how you might reasonably expect these women to smell. Very disappointing.

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Last night I made the mistake of thinking I could make it home without gassing up. The temperatures were well below freezing and the wind was strong. 30 minutes away from our warm beds my partner and I found ourselves on the side of the road in a dead car at 2am.

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Update: No longer in cop car. Updates to follow

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Karl the Great and Powerful @verygreatkarl.bsky.social · 20/02/2025