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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

He truly is the smallest man to ever be President.

Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

A sociopathic rapist's spawn starts getting "dating" advice from sociopathic rapists... what could possibly be revealed?

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

He suffocated with his head up Donald Trump's arse while claiming to smell roses.

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Maybe you could pay a few thousand people to attend. While expensive, it would create jobs and would make the Fair less embarrassing.

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Did you have an exhibit at Trump's Great American Town Fair? There were tens of people there who may have been interested.

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

There's money to be made from this

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Yeah, the swamp is getting out of hand

AI image of an orange toad in the reflecting pool, Lincoln Memorial behind

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Great to see the JCPOA revived. Iran should nominate Obama for a Nobel Peace Prize.

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Maybe, but Elon's genius at Tesla did create the CyberTr... Oh, yes... I see... Never mind.

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

It takes time to take both Trump's and Kennedy's names down.

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I'm assuming there will be an ad showing @jamestalarico.bsky.social going through an assortment of meat products, saying how much each one has gone up in price, then chowing down on each one and saying how much he enjoys them. "Now that's good barbeque, if you can afford it."

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Great value in a dress... Not so much on the husband.

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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

That headline hasn't aged very well. Never heard anyone discuss this before

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Couldn't the Romans have found the risen Jesus and crucified him again the following week? Repeat that enough and we could have a long weekend every week! #PraiseJudas

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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neildegrassetyson.com · 25/02/2026

Not that anybody asked, but… The first 13 months of Biden’s term, the stock market rose 12%, setting a record high closing of 11 times. The first 13 months of Trump’s second term, the market rose 10%, setting a record high closing of 10 times.

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I do wish he could call an early election to give him the opportunity to prove that.

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Show some compassion for the poor American players in this difficult time... now they probably have to meet Trump and eat some shitty hamburgers.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/01/2026

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet

WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

And the number of times she rang the bell was bigger than the average number of tickets sold per theatre.

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

He'll accidentally call him Ronald soon enough.

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

There was a time bestiality would get you up on charges.

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Well, you know what they say about men with small feet? (* cue horrible mental images of Trump rubbing his cloaca against Stormy Daniels *) #PenguinPenisTrump

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

ICE CAN BE DEADLY. And now, to the weather...

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wes(is no longer)injapan @wesinjapan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Just to be clear: Watch out for ice AND Watch out for ICE. Both are cold and slippery and will kill you for no reason.

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

"Can't I just donate a million dollars instead", asked all invitees.

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Isn't that cap a sign of gang affiliation? I swear I've seen it in mug shots before.

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Deny FIFA Peace Lareate Donald Trump his much wanted moment in the spotlight. Boycott World Cup matches in the US. Tell FIFA that Canada and Mexico should host all matches, or their bank balance suffers.

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The Vote Yes on Amendment 87 Podcast @getmoresmarter.com · 20/01/2026

Important perspective from Greenland.

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I wonder how FIFA Peace Laureate Donald Trump would cope with Carney encouraging a World Cup boycott, denying Trump his chance to host and grandstand.

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Hear that, Saudi Arabia? This is your chance to get rid of Iran!

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

US VP JD Vance and Erica Kirk to welcome first child soon after.

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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Grok is so much worse than you think.

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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

US State Department threatening UK government for investigating Elon Musk's child pornography generating LLM, Grok: www.techdirt.com/2026/01/15/state-d…

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

The French far right really needs to stand up to these foreigners sneaking across the Channel to steal their jobs. #AllezVousFaireFoutreRosbifs

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Presented? Gave? Handed over as a bribe?

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Did they claim work expenses for their lunch saying it was research and investigation costs?

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

When there are $2,000 checks going out funded from other sources, of course.

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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

He has a point. It's not like America could defend it and stop Russia or China from seizing it while it's part of another country. Such things are impossible! The US ally with other countries? Pshaw!

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