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freddy vs. jason funderburker @impormable.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

most folks don't know this happened next to a giant rack of cock rings

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freddy vs. jason funderburker @impormable.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

it's always a nice day to listen to love spells vol 1 by @veroniraptor.bsky.social, the album that rolling stone called "the best collection of song titles ever assembled (the music is also very good)"

veronicalacuna.bandcamp.com

Love Spells Vol. 1, by Veronica Lacuna

6 track album

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freddy vs. jason funderburker @impormable.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

no you idiot, love spells is by veronica

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

idk whether to keep recording on the same janky setup or "invest" in making anything "better" but like that would probably delay any progress unconscionably

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

that album i released a while ago is p good actually

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

weird al can do everything frank zappa can but backwards in high heels

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

motherfuckers who like veronica music, you should unionise to annoy/support me so i actually record the next thing before i'm sick of it, and hop to it cause time is running out

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

not to be dualist, but come to my house and extract the music from my body and spirit

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freddy vs. jason funderburker @impormable.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

oscar describing astrology as "there's a lot of wisdom there if you only listen to the parts you like" is one of the wisest things anyone has ever said. it's the spiritual twin two when @veroniraptor.bsky.social said "it's okay to believe in astrology as long as you're a little embarrassed about it"

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

i dreamed about john zorn's game piece "curling", unfortunately the dream didn't reveal the rules any more than zorn has

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

fantasising about putting up poster ads for like-minded music weirdos to play john zorn's improvisational game piece cobra together

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

interior crocodile alligator, i drive a chevrotain movie theatre. it screens this

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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

phone, wallet, keys... woops forgot my auld acquaintances.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/12/2025

I think it's important not to misunderstand what these social media platforms are. They are not public arenas where we bravely take on reactionary forces in honorable combat. They are apps that expose you to stress and thereby simulate the feeling of having done something useful

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

sorry if it's too obvious i just remembered that i make music and i am allowed to listen to it

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

not to be dualist, but come to my house and extract the music from my body and spirit

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

motherfuckers who like veronica music, you should unionise to annoy/support me so i actually record the next thing before i'm sick of it, and hop to it cause time is running out

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

you know when a song is glorious but too short so you have to listen to it 5x in a row? that's me with eucalypt lmao

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

weird al can do everything frank zappa can but backwards in high heels

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

i found my massive stash of black joak morris mummers play scripts, but i forgot which "MORRIS STUFF" folder it was in (there are several) and was pathetically leafing through all the folders called like "misc unknown" and "veronica stuff". you know it's over at that point

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

oh shit i don't think i credited @impormable.bsky.social for her naming help on my new album *lowers shades* who's a model by the way

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Richard 塚正ー緑 @rhtebooks.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

I don't know how they have the authority to do it but chalk this up as a big win for two tone ska's social justice values

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freddy vs. jason funderburker @impormable.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

vernographers and lacuniacs rejoice! a new record is out

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

music is good and i like making it! it's so good actually!

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

early on, i learned to not speak ill of your own music, which is why i don't have much to say about this lot. except - it's out - you might like it - your support pushes me closer to the next better album

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

did someone say, i love seeing the same link 3 times in a row and luckily i don't follow that many people on blue sky? here i am for all your needs but primarily this one veronicalacuna.bandcamp.com/album/hello-...

veronicalacuna.bandcamp.com

Hello Cowards, by Veronica Lacuna

10 track album

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

did someone say "i really want to hear something that veronica got @impormable.bsky.social's help with"? here it fuckin is veronicalacuna.bandcamp.com/album/hello-...

veronicalacuna.bandcamp.com

Hello Cowards, by Veronica Lacuna

10 track album

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

did someone say veronica? music? album? release? the? veronicalacuna.bandcamp.com/album/hello-...

veronicalacuna.bandcamp.com

Hello Cowards, by Veronica Lacuna

10 track album

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

whoa did everyone hear those thunders

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

when will the so called innovators answer a real market gap - Headphones For Veronica

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

it has been pointed out that my blowheater is a "sensory box"

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

this is not working. i have the time but not the capacity/willpower/equipment for this album to come off how i wanted

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

hermes thesismegistus was one of my top ideas of all time that it was hard to tell if people got or liked. truly top ten of those

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

referring to every part of my life as part of "my vanity project" ("veronica")

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

introducing someone to veronica bandcamp is an opportunity to quickly listen to everything on it and doublecheck that i'm not bad as a songwriter/person

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

slept through my alarm wrapped in a powerful dream of packing to go to bulgaria via japan with @acegiak.bsky.social, realising we didn't have flights booked, or visas, then going to book them and forgetting the name of the destination and ash confidently saying "argentina!"

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

i love it when a game has rain noise in it, even though it's usually playing over some rain noise i already have on

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

thought i'd watch 28 weeks later cause i want to see the new one, got a third of the way through and got too scared so i went back to watching taskmaster

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

there were two couples in the fancy restaurant who were on their phones the whole time, one seemed to be a date and that was sad to witness, but the other was fine, seemed to be besties who figured they might as well coexist and play on their phones in a french restaurant as at home

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

my coworker's cat came to the office and was very interested in me bc i smell like my cat, and then my cat was extra interested in me bc i smelled like other cat. could be onto something big here

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

my coworker gave me a thing of strawberries and said "-and they're actually really good" just as i bit the first one and went "OHHH!"

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Apparently one of the taglines of ALIEN: ROMULUS is "In space, no one can hear you", which is just *chef's kiss* insipid. But Crave, a streaming service in Canada, has truly elevated what was already a stupid tagline into something truly incredible. This is art.

Alien: Romulus tile that says -
Alien: Romulus
No One Can Here You In Space

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Aura @aurahack.ca · 15/05/2025

This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good MENTAL HELL!!

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hermes kissmegistus @veroniraptor.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

educating people about how emotions are good actually in the streets, hiding in bed in the sheets

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