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Vern

@vernaf.bsky.social
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*May use sarcasm* "the truth is the enemy of evil". Life is no way to treat an animal (or a philly fan).. #flyers Jersey native (South Jersey) #pearljam. Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught

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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Energy level measured by joules.
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Animal House: John Belushi & John Vernon Comedy
ALT: Animal House: John Belushi & John Vernon Comedy
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Almost killed myself driving on the beltway in rush hour traffic today, by taking a drink of water and apparently not knowing how to swallow. thankfully my dangerous water habit didn't cause a massive pile up
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
youtu.be/KYnE2Mxayco?... Watching this for the 15th time, can't get over what a great show #Andor is. One of the best series of last decade+
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Andor Season 2 | Mon Mothma’s Senate Speech | Now Streaming on Disney+
YouTube video by Star Wars
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Nice snowy morning in Northern VA.
Snow in trees and icy roads
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I like the #Flyers 4th line is playing better, I don't like they are their best line tonight
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#flyers I don't care, but oh my that Jim Jackson goatee needs some work, like a razor or to be sent back to the 90s.
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I don't think #flyers trying to match Canes speed is their best approach (because they can't), but it's good that the Canes are one of few teams who can't/won't bludgeon them physically My pessimism is in mid-season form already
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
These #Phillies games feel like a continuation of games 6 & 7 against Arizona last year
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
My dog just ate a giant ass hamburger in two bites, walked over to her bed, laid down and was asleep in 2 minutes.... asshole.
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Today has been the longest year of the century..
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
She's always questioning me with her looks...
White dog with inquisical look
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Just another night in Northern Virginia
6 weather alerts for Alexandria Va
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Dear @uber, when I'm telling you that you are going the wrong way, I'm not being a dick, I just happen to know that you are going the wrong way
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Had to hides building at rt 1 and Beltway in Alexandria. Heavy wind and rain lasted for good 30 minutes @capitalweather.bsky.social
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Back to where I belong
On beach. View of ocean
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Got this #pearljam beauty in the mail today!!
Pearl jam vinyl from The Last of Us
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Dear #Google please stop sending, to my news feed, 2 day old tornado and thunderstorm warnings for areas 1,000+ miles from where I live. They aren't helpful or interesting (or current) Thank you!!
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
#phillies Otto!!
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Appropriate description of DC... "One day it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rain there is. Little bitty stingin' rain... and big ol' fat rain. Rain that flew in sideways. And sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath"
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
since younger people are asking how shockingly stupid things were in 2003, may I present to you this circa-03 sign that I bought from a local restaurant and their (unrelated) going out of business sale a few years later
sign reading NO FRENCH PRODUCTS SOLD HERE, "GOD BLESS AMERICA"
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
The only thing even slightly joyful about the #DCbeltway today
Rainbow over highway
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
For first time in my life, and hopefully the last, I dropped my wallet into the toilet today... does that mean 7 years of good luck?
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Zombieland
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
6 beers and 4 French fries is either a great or terrible ratio ..
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Great trip to Raleigh a couple #pearljam shows, a great hockey game (unfortunately #flyers not playing) and a visit to iconic sports venues.
Duke Cameron,  hockey game and pearl jam concert photos
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
#pearljam in Raleigh. Great show.. yet again!
Pearl Jam on stage in Raleigh
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Pre game for start of #pearljam week!
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Good job #flyers. You are only 6 or 7 really good players away from being competitive .. hmm, sounds kinda grouchy
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
My dogs favorite activity when I come home exhausted from work. Sit 2 feet away and just stare at me for 30 minutes straight without moving..
Dog sitting and staring
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Told my daughter I am taking her to Philly for first time in forever. She said "great we can climb the..." and I jumped in and said " the art museum steps?" she said, " no, why would we do that? light pokes, we can climb the light poles!"
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Poor Torts, how many high skilled players have the #flyers added since he joined the team? 1 - Michkov?... and they essentially got him by accident. He didn't have a chance... #Letsgoflyers
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Sweet, PwC just added me to their Oscar's chat!!
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Nice calm walk over the weekend on jersey Shore.
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I really hope the #flyers decide again that now isn't the right time to finally begin the rebuild #letsgoflyers
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I'm so excited for the special gift that arrived yesterday in the mail. "This is how you lose the time war" is one of my all time favorite #books. Pressure is on!!
Cover of new book.. the river has roots
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I think I've grown immune to my deodorant. How many minutes is it supposed to last?
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
My daughter learned today that I use her Alexa every day in the shower (well almost every day 😅) to listen to RATM Killing in the Name. First thing she said was "if you mess up my year end recap I'm gonna be pissed".. It's important to have priorities...
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
My Uber driver has no idea where he is going, but I applaud the two illegal U turns and driving 75 mph in a 35 zone to make up for it
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Long ass week
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Your second to last statement sums it up better than any pundit did. So it was salary dump and they got a 2nd round pick back...
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
In a momentus event today, and truly one of the biggest accomplishments of my life. Instead of calling me, my mother called my daughter with her list of cell phone issues and printer questions.. Thank you, Lord
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I'm living on the edge today, put spicy honey in my late afternoon tea.
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Hope they didn't forget to buy the Crisco.. #eagles #flyeaglesfly
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Texted kid to tell her "I was leaving now". Mistyped "now", autocorrect changed it to "nudes".
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
A proactive moment of silence for my eyes for when I rub jalapeño in them later today. Just cut and cooked a bunch of jalapeños and there's about a 98% chance I'll find a way to get them in my eyes...
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Popped up on my phone from 11 years ago today when my kids were learning how to write. They liked to copy words they didn't know, but they always added "love" to the end. Found it on my desk...
Post it note with fucking genius at top and with child's writting at bottom of "fucking genius love"
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
My daughter just screamed "TikTok is gone, what am I going to do when I go to the bathroom?"
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I have questions... Why? And are plastic surgeons the ones normally performing vasectomies? Do they need to make sure all the saggy wrinkles line up?
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Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
He should have a hearing, he clearly targeted the head. NHL radio guys totally dismissed the hit this morning, if it was against the Leafs it would have been a month-long cry fest. Should be 3-5 games. #flyers #nhlsiriusxm
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