Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Energy level measured by joules.static.klipy.comAnimal House: John Belushi & John Vernon ComedyALT: Animal House: John Belushi & John Vernon Comedy 000
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Almost killed myself driving on the beltway in rush hour traffic today, by taking a drink of water and apparently not knowing how to swallow. thankfully my dangerous water habit didn't cause a massive pile up 000
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026youtu.be/KYnE2Mxayco?... Watching this for the 15th time, can't get over what a great show #Andor is. One of the best series of last decade+youtu.beAndor Season 2 | Mon Mothma’s Senate Speech | Now Streaming on Disney+YouTube video by Star Wars 010
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I like the #Flyers 4th line is playing better, I don't like they are their best line tonight 000
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 18/10/2025#flyers I don't care, but oh my that Jim Jackson goatee needs some work, like a razor or to be sent back to the 90s. 000
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 12/10/2025I don't think #flyers trying to match Canes speed is their best approach (because they can't), but it's good that the Canes are one of few teams who can't/won't bludgeon them physically My pessimism is in mid-season form already 000
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 07/10/2025These #Phillies games feel like a continuation of games 6 & 7 against Arizona last year 110
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2025My dog just ate a giant ass hamburger in two bites, walked over to her bed, laid down and was asleep in 2 minutes.... asshole. 000
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Dear @uber, when I'm telling you that you are going the wrong way, I'm not being a dick, I just happen to know that you are going the wrong way 010
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Had to hides building at rt 1 and Beltway in Alexandria. Heavy wind and rain lasted for good 30 minutes @capitalweather.bsky.social 010
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Dear #Google please stop sending, to my news feed, 2 day old tornado and thunderstorm warnings for areas 1,000+ miles from where I live. They aren't helpful or interesting (or current) Thank you!! 020
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Appropriate description of DC... "One day it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rain there is. Little bitty stingin' rain... and big ol' fat rain. Rain that flew in sideways. And sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath" 000
Reposted by VernYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 19/06/2025since younger people are asking how shockingly stupid things were in 2003, may I present to you this circa-03 sign that I bought from a local restaurant and their (unrelated) going out of business sale a few years later 153105901781
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 19/06/2025The only thing even slightly joyful about the #DCbeltway today 010
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 01/06/2025For first time in my life, and hopefully the last, I dropped my wallet into the toilet today... does that mean 7 years of good luck? 000
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 24/05/20256 beers and 4 French fries is either a great or terrible ratio .. 110
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Great trip to Raleigh a couple #pearljam shows, a great hockey game (unfortunately #flyers not playing) and a visit to iconic sports venues. 000
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Good job #flyers. You are only 6 or 7 really good players away from being competitive .. hmm, sounds kinda grouchy 010
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 14/04/2025My dogs favorite activity when I come home exhausted from work. Sit 2 feet away and just stare at me for 30 minutes straight without moving.. 121
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Told my daughter I am taking her to Philly for first time in forever. She said "great we can climb the..." and I jumped in and said " the art museum steps?" she said, " no, why would we do that? light pokes, we can climb the light poles!" 000
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Poor Torts, how many high skilled players have the #flyers added since he joined the team? 1 - Michkov?... and they essentially got him by accident. He didn't have a chance... #Letsgoflyers 010
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I really hope the #flyers decide again that now isn't the right time to finally begin the rebuild #letsgoflyers 000
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I'm so excited for the special gift that arrived yesterday in the mail. "This is how you lose the time war" is one of my all time favorite #books. Pressure is on!! 111
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I think I've grown immune to my deodorant. How many minutes is it supposed to last? 000
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 03/02/2025My daughter learned today that I use her Alexa every day in the shower (well almost every day 😅) to listen to RATM Killing in the Name. First thing she said was "if you mess up my year end recap I'm gonna be pissed".. It's important to have priorities... 010
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 01/02/2025My Uber driver has no idea where he is going, but I applaud the two illegal U turns and driving 75 mph in a 35 zone to make up for it 000
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Your second to last statement sums it up better than any pundit did. So it was salary dump and they got a 2nd round pick back... 110
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 31/01/2025In a momentus event today, and truly one of the biggest accomplishments of my life. Instead of calling me, my mother called my daughter with her list of cell phone issues and printer questions.. Thank you, Lord 000
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 29/01/2025I'm living on the edge today, put spicy honey in my late afternoon tea. 120
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Hope they didn't forget to buy the Crisco.. #eagles #flyeaglesfly 000
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Texted kid to tell her "I was leaving now". Mistyped "now", autocorrect changed it to "nudes". 000
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 25/01/2025A proactive moment of silence for my eyes for when I rub jalapeño in them later today. Just cut and cooked a bunch of jalapeños and there's about a 98% chance I'll find a way to get them in my eyes... 000
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Popped up on my phone from 11 years ago today when my kids were learning how to write. They liked to copy words they didn't know, but they always added "love" to the end. Found it on my desk... 010
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 19/01/2025My daughter just screamed "TikTok is gone, what am I going to do when I go to the bathroom?" 020
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I have questions... Why? And are plastic surgeons the ones normally performing vasectomies? Do they need to make sure all the saggy wrinkles line up? 000
Vern @vernaf.bsky.social · 17/01/2025He should have a hearing, he clearly targeted the head. NHL radio guys totally dismissed the hit this morning, if it was against the Leafs it would have been a month-long cry fest. Should be 3-5 games. #flyers #nhlsiriusxmnhl.comOfficial Site of the National Hockey League | NHL.comThe official National Hockey League website including news, rosters, stats, schedules, teams, and video. 000