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Verity Imelda Player

@verityplayer.bsky.social
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Yorkshirewoman pestered by a guardian devil! Read my adventures: #ThePriceOfTime #TheEveningLands #TheTwistedGrain #Fiction #Fantasy #SciFi #Prosopagnosia #Tea

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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 15h
Probably hard, too.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 15h
Older adverts had so much more actual text. There's something sad about the decline of information in adverts.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 16h
The company my scribe works for has such a safety policy. They are literally given a 'red card' to keep on them and are encouraged to brandish it to stop operations if they think something unsafe is being done. It's absolutely egalitarian - a newbie can technically stop a site manager if need be.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 22h
Gah, beat me to it!
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 22h
Good morning 🌞!
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 22h
In British English, 'trump' means 'fart'.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Private Eye took the relentless mick out of his writing - particularly the naming of characters.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YOU HAVE FIFTEEN MINUTES TO COMPLY.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good morning 🌞 Tim!
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait you can get a nuclear car??
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We had a hole in the middle of York for decades. It's still there but next door, at the railway station, they've rearranged the road.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some of us Northerners might give them a hand :)
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"so the maples formed a union, and demanded equal rights..."
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We are Jeffed.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Right, so basically we're 'protected' by 'allies' who beetle off back home at the slightest hint of danger.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Our kitchen caught fire, will that do?
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would actually need that.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People become less humane when their surroundings are sh!t. There's scientific proof in the literature out there.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's... not just South America :(
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've long thought that "promoting cycling" without physical measures to make it safe is morally suspect.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think I've actually sung that!
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... except perhaps as an exhibit?
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cleaning products adverts: hold my beer.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, i was thinking the same. It will discourage *the wrong type* of investors. Just like my white hair discourages the wrong type of bloke.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Polandball: Of Happenings Meme
Alt: Polandball: Of Happenings Meme
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In a concrete school playground in a Leeds winter I learned who the bullies were and that it was better to have friends - even ones who were a bit annoying, or not always there bc of medical conditions - than to face the said bullies alone.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know a lass who weighed literally twice as much as I do, who ran a half-marathon. There's no way on earth i could even run 2k. Large does *not* equal unfit.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Or a pantry instead of a fridge?
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think we should have a holiday called "power outage day" where you switch off all the breakers in the home for one full day like its a power outage. For the brave ones, it can be "power outage week"
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Night-night #horror
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aren't they supposed to be studying or something?
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you 💚💚💚
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't forget the fractionating towers!
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I went there with once when i was volunteering for experiments, in about 2001. It was the same then.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait what are we supposed to be alert about??
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Muppets Swedish Chef Decorating Cake
ALT: Muppets Swedish Chef Decorating Cake
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What a strange day when i find myself cheering-on Rees-Mogg!
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Eight out of ten tories say their cats prefer it" 😀
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My scribe should be on QT instead. Far more interesting - and a *lot* less racizt.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Excellent!
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ours have got round that problem by leaving the country :(
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah it's called Project Gutenberg, sorry, and it is - or was recently - a site of out-of-copyright books.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's very short, and it's free on Gutenberg.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Roses are red My pizza is small. Just like russia It'll soon be feck-all.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ecosia is a search engine who plants trees.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
E.N. Forster's The Machine Stops, written over 100 years ago, predicted this (along with the electricity grid, video chat, and various other innovations).
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We all know he/she would be first to 'disappear'.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Quite. Also, bail is because Plod can watch them and see who they contact.
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aha!
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Verity Imelda Player @verityplayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#TIL what Eth is called. Thanks.
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