Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Idk how to explain my sexuality other than to say my celebrity crushes are Bill Skarsgård and Noel Fielding 000
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Okay 20 new racket story followers my DMs are open if ur hot 000
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I know all 61 of my Bluesky followers have been waiting with bated breath for my return to hyper local journalism so here it is… I went to the buckthorn singles thing. Thanks for letting me write for u @racketmn.com 🫶🏻 racketmn.com/minneapolis-...racketmn.comI Went to the Minneapolis Buckthorn Removal Singles Club and All I Got Was a Beautiful, Wholesome Morning - RacketMaybe the real Minneapolis Buckthorn Removal Singles Club was the friends we made along the way 3533
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I need everyone in uptown to know I’m driving around listening to A Long December with the windows down in a Camp Miasma way, not in an earnest way 000
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sometimes being chronically single is lowkey nice and sometimes it’s like this 000
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 27/08/2026When will Minneapolis community ed get a NOTION FOR BADDIES class 000
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Feeling sooo self righteous tonight (got to publicly call out a man in the bike scene for referring to a woman as “what’s her tits”) 000
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I’m not like, *happy* my high school crush is going through a divorce rn but … 000
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Obsessed with the concept of a sundae dish… what a specific single-use item I of dishware… feels so luxurious, so frivolous … anyway meritage steaks frites night rips 010
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 02/08/2026As soon as these braces come off in one month; it’s over for you bitches 000
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Can you guys believe there are full on adults out here ordering mochas 000
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 28/07/2026“Be the change you wish to see in the world” I say to myself as I throw out the three week old sheet cake in the office fridge 000
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I should be allowed to skip work if I’m reading a really good book 🙂 000
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Can’t find my copy of The Will to Change anywhere so I’m hoping it got left at my ex’s house, he needs it more than I do 010
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Anyway, here’s a pic of my cat looking at my tarot pull this morning 011
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 21/07/2026And I signed up for my neighborhood compost program damn she is sooo productive 000
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Not to brag but I sold four (4) things on Facebook marketplace today 000
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I hung out with my ex and his wife Saturday night and had the best time… is this healing??? 010
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I’m in “rewatching season five of love island” levels of summer psychosis 000
Reposted by Bitch McConnellJessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social · 16/07/2026A face mask for Covid A face mask for ICE pepper spray A face mask for air that you can chew it’s so thick with wildfire smoke 210527
Reposted by Bitch McConnellThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 10/07/2026"Today is the first day without him for all of us, and it is heartbreaking to know that my mom did not make lunch for my dad before going to work—the first time in their 30+ year marriage" - son of the man ICE killedlnk.thebulwark.comHe Lived Here for 35 Years. Put Three Kids in College. ICE Killed Him.Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was picking up a crew for a construction project when ICE shot him. It now claims he was the aggressor. 13548170
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 08/07/2026The rumors are true… I am the E Line’s biggest fan 000
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 07/07/2026There’s nothing like your iPhone telling you you’re out of storage so you have to go through and delete large attachments sent via text and you get to the selfie the dude you really liked sent you of him in the Brat shirt you had custom made for him 020
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Can someone pls explain what’s happening with the World Cup like I’m 5 I’ve been moving and also I don’t get it 000
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Surrounded by families at this bakery and my penis envy shrooms just hanging out of my bag 000
Reposted by Bitch McConnelltaylr @taylordahlin.com · 30/06/2026good to hear DFL chair richard carlbom standing up for trans people today in wake of supreme court ruling and i hope amy klobuchar's campaign hear his words peggy flanagan shows us minnesotans want bold leaders in response to havoc trump is wreaking, klobuchar's silence on trans issues is a problem 215330
Reposted by Bitch McConnellWes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I am D Munny Big Dog Orf Orfstatic.klipy.comI Am Spartacus! Iconic Movie SceneALT: I Am Spartacus! Iconic Movie Scene 25914
Reposted by Bitch McConnellIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 16/06/2026Here are some helpful reminders of how to lock down your phones and who to call if you need legal support. Remember, we’re together and we’re brave! 3287162
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Respectfully, the guy who wrote the LOTI pencil sharpening Substack huffs his own farts 010
Reposted by Bitch McConnelltaylr @taylordahlin.com · 09/06/2026poster in loring park in minneapolis says a man will pay you $10 to tie his shoe if you are brave and come to father hennepin bluff park on june 14. the bravery comes in guessing which person it is and approaching them without asking if they are the person who wants their shoe tied 159419
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 04/06/2026It’s okay to dress like this at work when you’re the social media girl 020
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 31/05/2026The way I NEED the spurs to win this series 020
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 28/05/2026My friend, a transplant to Minneapolis from San Diego, just told me she “kind of prefers the ocean to lakes for swimming” yeah girl I kinda prefer a beautifully cooked steak to chicken nuggets too but it’s what we have???????? 010
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Post work beach night season … that’s amore 020
Reposted by Bitch McConnellIan, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Subscribing to and reading Racket is like a cheat code to meeting cool people in the Twin Cities and finding cool things to do. If you are new to the area, or are in a moment of transition in your life, truly can't recommend it enough. 16426
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 22/05/2026You know what I like trader Joe’s parking lots too 010
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I accidentally keep telling people my therapist and I do ENM (we do EMDR) 000
Bitch McConnell @verifiedalex.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Now that I’ve discovered basketball and being a stoner I understand how the men I date transcend their emotional pain 010
