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Valerie

@veridos.bsky.social
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she/her 🏳️‍⚧️🌈 Every word I post is of the utmost sincerity, joking (heaven forbid, "jesting") is for the unwashed.

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Valerie @veridos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bluesky is for brunchposting and sacrificing the occasional tranny thay it might please the gods (undecided voters). Can't wait to be admonished for not tying myself to the tracks so that dems could pull the lever. And so much as thinking about sassing back? Instant ban.
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Valerie @veridos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nice job, Keir.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
But guys it does spreadsheets good, totally worth it
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Valerie @veridos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
As Cpl. Braedynn watches another of his friends blown to bits by a Quebecois drone, he regrets that his enlistment bonus was no longer enough for that Charger downpayment his father had.
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girls 2 @jazzcatte.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the year of linux on the desktop will inaugurate the chinese century
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Valerie @veridos.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
There's obvious criticisms of *how they are implemented* in the US—often being privately owned/operated and sometimes being combination Flock-style ALPRs—but that's used to throw the whole idea out when it's really that most folks want to keep speeding.
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 11/08/2026
my autism makes me love boobs actually
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Valerie @veridos.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's wild to me how people can look at the post Citizen's United landscape and want to split hairs on how these dollars (in obscene quantities) are spent.
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Valerie @veridos.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Chairface Chippendale admires his defacing of the moon.
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Valerie @veridos.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Would love to see the magic numbers this asshole is looking at.
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Valerie @veridos.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Secretary of State Marco Rubio issued comment, "Turns out there's not a lot of rivers on Kharg, but if there was, those little suckers can cause one heck of a flooding problem if left unchecked."
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Valerie @veridos.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Im plumb out," exclaimed Secretary of War Pete Hegseth. "And I'd hate to face the big man with nothing, especially after he rejected Beaver Drop II," referring to the scrapped proposal to send America's beaver population as a vanguard force.
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Valerie @veridos.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Have you tried replacing "economics" with "phrenology"? Suddenly it's concerning that you won't dismiss racist pseudoscience...excuse me as I have to check my oven, I'm having my 401k for dinner.
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Valerie @veridos.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Forming the world's baldest fighting force right after a NATO summit in Türkiye?
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Valerie @veridos.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Jonathan Chait has always had an incredible mind, but this may be his best work yet. This is the platonic ideal of an Atlantic article, I'm speechless. Want universal care? Vote Dem! Has it ever been on their platform? No, but Obama says he would do it if he had a time machine.
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