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Leo’s Haiku: the dog with a little bite for political nonsense. Political satire delivered in 17 syllables on mugs, mouse pads, jigsaws, phone cases. leoshaiku.com

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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yesterday we made the fascinating discovery that the bulk of the MAGA troll army operates out of a Russian intelligence service mill located inside the Yandex supercomputer center in Vladimir. The Ukrainians bombed it, and suddenly the troll army simply went silent.
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The Death of MAGA’s Troll Army
Inside A Dying Russian Data Center
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
From his lips to God’s ear.
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m in Chicago. Seems in very good shape.
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I get fully dressed to take the trash out at 4:30am and then I dart back to my door.
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I know I’m not a fan of trashing people either and felt bad after I posted that. I noticed the jerky movements too. No idea what’s really going on
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s because they’re Pro-birth, not Pro-life.
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Came here to say I can’t believe Gym thinks we’ve forgotten what HE did
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How in the world do we get this done???
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can we get that in writing?
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s the best description of it - insane
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t see how she could be happy, but she must be. There she is on the national stage. A normal person would be hiding in a darkened room until a repair was made!
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And a billionaire’s wife!
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What a self-own!
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kiwigav88nz.bsky.social @kiwigav88nz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lady Gaga was raped & left pregnant by a music producer at 19. She got a call from the Vice President of the United States, Joe Biden to be a part of “It’s On Us” campaign to reduce the stigma around speaking out about sexual assault. The two traveled to college campuses across America. ❤️‍🩹
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wonder what she thinks of herself when she looks in the mirror?
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
God, now would be a good time for a lightning bolt.
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They banned abusive and cruel behavior toward Claude? What does that even mean? How can you be abusive and cruel to a computer program? I guess you insult Claude, and it hurts his feelings? But to everyone else's point, yes let's worry about this instead of the increasing violence against women.
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't know. . .maybe. But he has a weaker chin than she does.
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That guy's a complete Asshat
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well done, Japan!
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was no fan of John McCain's policies, but he was a war hero and had integrity.
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
STILL have it.
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe they're doing this in private Christian schools? In a public school, the parents have to send a note to get a band-aid changed on a cut.
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel like I went to sleep in the United States of America and woke up in Caligula's Rome.
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Michael @bluewaterride.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Serious question. How is same-sex marriage a threat to religious liberty? Seems like it represents liberty from other people’s oppressive religion. What am I missing?
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You forgot this one. Really, what did she tell her plastic surgeon she wanted to look like? She was lovely before; now she looks manly - not that there's anything wrong with that.
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This same thing is true for every member of the administration, and that is - if their brains were dynamite, they couldn't blow their hats off.
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It couldn't possibly be their horrible policies, their cowardice, their cruelty. NO. It has to be that someone misled the people. Well, news flash - the ones misleading the people are the Republicans - president and congress. What a bunch of disgusting, self-aggrandizing, devious blowhards. . .
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You are exactly right. It's scary and depressing!
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm so so tired of this guy. Hopefully the end is in sight.
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Richard, Toad the Just, Earl of Sausagetoad 🇬🇧 🇺🇸🌊 @richardlordtoad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They all knew, but sucked-up anyway...
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I will NEVER understand how this wasn’t the end of it.
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ready for the next No Kings Protest!
Collage of 4 images, 3 with t-shirts in red, white, and black, each with the image of a blue tsunami wave with a ballot box on top and Leo, the black mini poodle in the curl.  The 4th image shows the political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku that appears beneath the wave:
Leo's Advice IS
Don't Let MAGA Stop the Wave!
Vote Early to Win!
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There it is, in a nutshell.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Amendment 87 would tax Coloradans making $500k+ a year. Opponents including Gov Jared Polis (D) are misleadingly claiming it will raise taxes on low-income seniors and vets.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Absolutely nothing will stop me 👇
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Another secret Paxton recording, and this time he’s admitting he doesn’t even control his own campaign. “I don’t control the message or what we’re doing.” “I’ve never been in a race where I felt less control over the campaign. It’s all coming, you know, from DC.” www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today is the day! The deadline to register to vote is October 5 in AZ, AR, FL, GA, IN, KY, MS, MT, OH, TN, & TX. Check out all these resources & get prepared. #VotingIsPunk #VoteEarly
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What is wrong with Tuberville? Is he really that stupid?
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy Birthday! May all of your birthday wishes come true.
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If it weren’t for low class …..
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Dcmfox @dcmfox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No wonder Trump picked this prick
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I agree. I'm guessing he significantly sweetened her divorce settlement to get her to do this.
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't you think that the files have already been destroyed? Why keep around files so dangerous to the administration? Eventually Todd will have to admit he destroyed evidence, but until then - delay, delay, delay.
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All fraternities should be disbanded.
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@Leo’sHaiku @ver3298.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
$500 compared to losing benefits? That’s almost insulting.
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