Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026flight attendant over speaker : Help! Copilot has stabbed the pilot! Me : what is AI up to now….fuck Microsoft 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026interesting trump used a catering cart to escape from turkey that’s how taylor swift enters and leaves stadiums this will break maga brain if they had any 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026guys is it true lamine yamal is also the kid on the nirvana “nevermind” album cover 110
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026ok get ready to see the “Messi bathing baby Yamal” image a million times between now and Sunday 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Shakira is to the World Cup like what Mariah Carey is to Christmas 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026TIL So in “Countryroads” John Denver says “mountain mamma” and not “Mount Obama” 001
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026has anyone tried pouring ivermectin into the Lincoln pool ? many people are saying it would work 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Read about this guy today and cannot believe there isn’t a movie about him? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_...en.wikipedia.orgRobert Smalls - Wikipedia 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026your mental age = real age - (0.5*no of artists you can identify from below list) 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026fuck this year’s Oscar’s I am looking ahead to next year when “Melania” gets 147 nominations 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Made one of those 2 hop international flights and purely by coincidence ended up watching the most dad-est of dad movies from last year : F1 and Ford vs Ferrari Now get off my lawn 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 02/12/2025can we retire the tired phrase - “looking for a needle in a haystack” (seriously wtf) and replace it with “like searching for an AirPod in snow covered sidewalks” thank you for your attention to this matter 010
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 20/10/2025guys I am following this car if I don’t skeet again in the next hour call the cops 020
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 19/10/2025no way the louvre heist was done by french guys they don’t work sundays 010
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 25/09/2025yay Amazon settlement looking forward to a check for $1.26 in the mail 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 10/09/2025[ me waiting to hear about Radiohead ticket codes today] *cry listening to radiohead* *continue listening and crying even if I get tickets * 030
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 20/08/2025This Tarifi is Ex-Google AI guy wants us to “meditate/socialize/get to know yourself emotionally”. That’s great because you can use those to pay bills too! 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Bosch lawyers : do not fuckin use the word “tariffs” Comm team : uh, ok 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Getting sick of this “Elon is leaving DOGE” narrative 1. locked up starlink deals during Middle East trips. $$$ 2. Trillions to be spent on “golden dome” defense project - more $ for him 3. DOGE goons still embedded in treasury and “moving data to the cloud” etc. he has access to all this 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 20/05/2025me: phew got ready just in time. Let me login qui- computer: 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 07/05/2025bro are they live streaming the conclave or not would watch the shit out of that 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 15/04/2025was thrilled to learn katy Perry was shot into space but apparently she is back? what gives 010
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 15/04/2025bro this is actual bond villain story line www.nytimes.com/2025/04/15/m...nytimes.comThe Techno-Utopian Seasteaders Who Want to Colonize the OceanLibertarians have long looked at ocean living as the next frontier. Some wealthy men are testing the waters. 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 25/03/2025amazed how the Atlantic guy didn’t drop a “new phone houthis” line into the war chat 15411
Reposted by VenkatRaffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I really don’t know how a Russian plant in the White House would act differently. 723027513