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Venkat

@vencat.bsky.social
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AI prompt artist. Billy Wilder stan. On Forbes “30 under 30” list for last 25 years. Thoughtless leader.

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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
flight attendant over speaker : Help! Copilot has stabbed the pilot! Me : what is AI up to now….fuck Microsoft
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Radiohead Nirvana Mazzy Star
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
interesting trump used a catering cart to escape from turkey that’s how taylor swift enters and leaves stadiums this will break maga brain if they had any
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
heh bro where you been. all good?
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
guys is it true lamine yamal is also the kid on the nirvana “nevermind” album cover
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
ok get ready to see the “Messi bathing baby Yamal” image a million times between now and Sunday
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Shakira is to the World Cup like what Mariah Carey is to Christmas
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
TIL So in “Countryroads” John Denver says “mountain mamma” and not “Mount Obama”
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
has anyone tried pouring ivermectin into the Lincoln pool ? many people are saying it would work
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
it’s coming home innit
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
lol
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Read about this guy today and cannot believe there isn’t a movie about him? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_...
en.wikipedia.org
Robert Smalls - Wikipedia
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
new passport design is a bit much
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Vance kiss of death streak continues
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
your mental age = real age - (0.5*no of artists you can identify from below list)
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
no I fucking don’t
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I’ve lost all respect for the FIFA peace prize
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
fuck this year’s Oscar’s I am looking ahead to next year when “Melania” gets 147 nominations
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Made one of those 2 hop international flights and purely by coincidence ended up watching the most dad-est of dad movies from last year : F1 and Ford vs Ferrari Now get off my lawn
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
lol NYT working hard to put NYT Pitchbot out of business
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
can we retire the tired phrase - “looking for a needle in a haystack” (seriously wtf) and replace it with “like searching for an AirPod in snow covered sidewalks” thank you for your attention to this matter
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
makes sense was louvre123 taken
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
expats? you mean immigrants?
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
guys I am following this car if I don’t skeet again in the next hour call the cops
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
no way the louvre heist was done by french guys they don’t work sundays
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
did AI write this article
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I feel seen
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
yay Amazon settlement looking forward to a check for $1.26 in the mail
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
[ me waiting to hear about Radiohead ticket codes today] *cry listening to radiohead* *continue listening and crying even if I get tickets *
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
This Tarifi is Ex-Google AI guy wants us to “meditate/socialize/get to know yourself emotionally”. That’s great because you can use those to pay bills too!
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
excited to see taylor swift drop the epstein files soon
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
uh sure
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
???
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Bosch lawyers : do not fuckin use the word “tariffs” Comm team : uh, ok
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
ah yes…regular, like a iPhone drop
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Getting sick of this “Elon is leaving DOGE” narrative 1. locked up starlink deals during Middle East trips. $$$ 2. Trillions to be spent on “golden dome” defense project - more $ for him 3. DOGE goons still embedded in treasury and “moving data to the cloud” etc. he has access to all this
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
me: phew got ready just in time. Let me login qui- computer:
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
bro are they live streaming the conclave or not would watch the shit out of that
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
NYT pitchbot in tears
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
uh huh
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
why are these clowns at NYT normalizing this shit jesus
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
was thrilled to learn katy Perry was shot into space but apparently she is back? what gives
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
bro this is actual bond villain story line www.nytimes.com/2025/04/15/m...
nytimes.com
The Techno-Utopian Seasteaders Who Want to Colonize the Ocean
Libertarians have long looked at ocean living as the next frontier. Some wealthy men are testing the waters.
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
yes spelling bee I see the distress signal
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
amazed how the Atlantic guy didn’t drop a “new phone houthis” line into the war chat
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
hmm anyone we know ?
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
putting room and thinking a
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I really don’t know how a Russian plant in the White House would act differently.
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
“Trump’s Court”?
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
next cabinet meeting will have Andrew Tate in the room
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