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Venkat

@vencat.bsky.social
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AI prompt artist. Billy Wilder stan. On Forbes “30 under 30” list for last 25 years. Thoughtless leader.

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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
flight attendant over speaker : Help! Copilot has stabbed the pilot! Me : what is AI up to now….fuck Microsoft
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
interesting trump used a catering cart to escape from turkey that’s how taylor swift enters and leaves stadiums this will break maga brain if they had any
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
guys is it true lamine yamal is also the kid on the nirvana “nevermind” album cover
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
ok get ready to see the “Messi bathing baby Yamal” image a million times between now and Sunday
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Shakira is to the World Cup like what Mariah Carey is to Christmas
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
TIL So in “Countryroads” John Denver says “mountain mamma” and not “Mount Obama”
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
has anyone tried pouring ivermectin into the Lincoln pool ? many people are saying it would work
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
it’s coming home innit
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
lol
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Read about this guy today and cannot believe there isn’t a movie about him? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_...
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Robert Smalls - Wikipedia
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
new passport design is a bit much
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Vance kiss of death streak continues
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
your mental age = real age - (0.5*no of artists you can identify from below list)
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
no I fucking don’t
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I’ve lost all respect for the FIFA peace prize
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
fuck this year’s Oscar’s I am looking ahead to next year when “Melania” gets 147 nominations
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Made one of those 2 hop international flights and purely by coincidence ended up watching the most dad-est of dad movies from last year : F1 and Ford vs Ferrari Now get off my lawn
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
lol NYT working hard to put NYT Pitchbot out of business
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
can we retire the tired phrase - “looking for a needle in a haystack” (seriously wtf) and replace it with “like searching for an AirPod in snow covered sidewalks” thank you for your attention to this matter
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
makes sense was louvre123 taken
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
guys I am following this car if I don’t skeet again in the next hour call the cops
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
no way the louvre heist was done by french guys they don’t work sundays
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
did AI write this article
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I feel seen
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
yay Amazon settlement looking forward to a check for $1.26 in the mail
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
[ me waiting to hear about Radiohead ticket codes today] *cry listening to radiohead* *continue listening and crying even if I get tickets *
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
This Tarifi is Ex-Google AI guy wants us to “meditate/socialize/get to know yourself emotionally”. That’s great because you can use those to pay bills too!
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
excited to see taylor swift drop the epstein files soon
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
uh sure
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
???
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Bosch lawyers : do not fuckin use the word “tariffs” Comm team : uh, ok
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
ah yes…regular, like a iPhone drop
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Getting sick of this “Elon is leaving DOGE” narrative 1. locked up starlink deals during Middle East trips. $$$ 2. Trillions to be spent on “golden dome” defense project - more $ for him 3. DOGE goons still embedded in treasury and “moving data to the cloud” etc. he has access to all this
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
me: phew got ready just in time. Let me login qui- computer:
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
bro are they live streaming the conclave or not would watch the shit out of that
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
NYT pitchbot in tears
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
uh huh
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
why are these clowns at NYT normalizing this shit jesus
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
was thrilled to learn katy Perry was shot into space but apparently she is back? what gives
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
bro this is actual bond villain story line www.nytimes.com/2025/04/15/m...
nytimes.com
The Techno-Utopian Seasteaders Who Want to Colonize the Ocean
Libertarians have long looked at ocean living as the next frontier. Some wealthy men are testing the waters.
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
yes spelling bee I see the distress signal
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
amazed how the Atlantic guy didn’t drop a “new phone houthis” line into the war chat
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
hmm anyone we know ?
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I really don’t know how a Russian plant in the White House would act differently.
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
“Trump’s Court”?
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
next cabinet meeting will have Andrew Tate in the room
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
How the fuck is NYT so sure it is fake
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
wired.com
The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk's Government Takeover
Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
should we take out money from banks and hide it under a mattress? though that’s meaningless if value plummets…
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Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
people parroting the same “ask deepseek about Tiananmen Square haha” line - well, ask chatGPT about “who won the 2020 US election” and about Jan 6 yeah what I thought
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