Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026flight attendant over speaker : Help! Copilot has stabbed the pilot! Me : what is AI up to now….fuck Microsoft 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026interesting trump used a catering cart to escape from turkey that’s how taylor swift enters and leaves stadiums this will break maga brain if they had any 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026guys is it true lamine yamal is also the kid on the nirvana “nevermind” album cover 110
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026ok get ready to see the “Messi bathing baby Yamal” image a million times between now and Sunday 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Shakira is to the World Cup like what Mariah Carey is to Christmas 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026TIL So in “Countryroads” John Denver says “mountain mamma” and not “Mount Obama” 001
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026has anyone tried pouring ivermectin into the Lincoln pool ? many people are saying it would work 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Read about this guy today and cannot believe there isn’t a movie about him? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_...en.wikipedia.orgRobert Smalls - Wikipedia 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026your mental age = real age - (0.5*no of artists you can identify from below list) 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026fuck this year’s Oscar’s I am looking ahead to next year when “Melania” gets 147 nominations 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Made one of those 2 hop international flights and purely by coincidence ended up watching the most dad-est of dad movies from last year : F1 and Ford vs Ferrari Now get off my lawn 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 02/12/2025can we retire the tired phrase - “looking for a needle in a haystack” (seriously wtf) and replace it with “like searching for an AirPod in snow covered sidewalks” thank you for your attention to this matter 010
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 20/10/2025guys I am following this car if I don’t skeet again in the next hour call the cops 020
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 19/10/2025no way the louvre heist was done by french guys they don’t work sundays 010
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 25/09/2025yay Amazon settlement looking forward to a check for $1.26 in the mail 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 10/09/2025[ me waiting to hear about Radiohead ticket codes today] *cry listening to radiohead* *continue listening and crying even if I get tickets * 030
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 20/08/2025This Tarifi is Ex-Google AI guy wants us to “meditate/socialize/get to know yourself emotionally”. That’s great because you can use those to pay bills too! 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Bosch lawyers : do not fuckin use the word “tariffs” Comm team : uh, ok 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Getting sick of this “Elon is leaving DOGE” narrative 1. locked up starlink deals during Middle East trips. $$$ 2. Trillions to be spent on “golden dome” defense project - more $ for him 3. DOGE goons still embedded in treasury and “moving data to the cloud” etc. he has access to all this 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 20/05/2025me: phew got ready just in time. Let me login qui- computer: 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 07/05/2025bro are they live streaming the conclave or not would watch the shit out of that 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 15/04/2025was thrilled to learn katy Perry was shot into space but apparently she is back? what gives 010
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 15/04/2025bro this is actual bond villain story line www.nytimes.com/2025/04/15/m...nytimes.comThe Techno-Utopian Seasteaders Who Want to Colonize the OceanLibertarians have long looked at ocean living as the next frontier. Some wealthy men are testing the waters. 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 25/03/2025amazed how the Atlantic guy didn’t drop a “new phone houthis” line into the war chat 15411
Reposted by VenkatRaffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I really don’t know how a Russian plant in the White House would act differently. 723027513
Reposted by VenkatCraig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 02/02/2025The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...wired.comThe Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk's Government TakeoverEngineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure. 7662097212250
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 01/02/2025should we take out money from banks and hide it under a mattress? though that’s meaningless if value plummets… 000
Venkat @vencat.bsky.social · 28/01/2025people parroting the same “ask deepseek about Tiananmen Square haha” line - well, ask chatGPT about “who won the 2020 US election” and about Jan 6 yeah what I thought 020