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🧵🧵🧵 I was going to write a simple sentence about the madness of the moment, but I got distracted by the U.S. president’s complaint that he was screwed out of the Nobel Peace Prize after bombing multiple countries, and then he bolstered his case with a plan to execute a guy in a wheelchair and ...

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Mx. Peacekeeper 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈☢️ @mx-peacekeeper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Trump: "Zelensky, stop blowing up refineries. We have a deal with Russia now for oil" Zelensky: "Okay 😎" *blows up network infrastructure instead*

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

What in the Zombie Apocalypse is going on.

Photos of Trump's Kennedy Center board members looking like creepy zombies with botched facelifts.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm more worried about being replaced by AI in service of Capitalis's endless quest for billionaire enrichment than any immigrant but do go off JD.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The ways in which the so called master race is physically deficient are numerous. You know what's going to be really useful in the hotter, more UV intense future? Melanin.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Because many people are creepy and predatory.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Countries that conduct public executions: Iran, North Korea, Afghanistan, the United States of America. Republicans should change their party name to the American Taliban. it's what they want, it's who they are.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Plenty of endeavors in this world prefer to associate with incompetent assholes. He'll be fine.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hope this eventually ends up being a What Goes Around Comes Around scenario for Kegsbreath.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Maybe men should be given estrogen therapy so they become more helpful and less divorceable.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ok but wtf is happening with his neck?

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

When the last drop of water from the last aquifer on earth evaporates, it will have all been worth it because of, checks AI notes, socially obligatory fantasy football.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Someone get homeboy a brain gym asap.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The amount of Evangelical White Nationalist themed drivel about to be churned out by the new State Media already feels tiresome.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Another Golden Parachute asshole jetting off to count his millions.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Would the entire influencer economy crumble if they could not use the word obsessed?

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And don't forget to learn how to operate the slot machines as this will make everyone's work much easier and more enjoyable.There is absolutely no chance the slot machine will take your job.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Attached with a carabiner to its penile implant inflator.

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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It stores it's racism in the thorax.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It still makes my blood boil when I think of scumbag Faux News host Jesse Watters joking about this. Seems more like a prediction in retrospect.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You just know Project 25 Nazis has a timeline for rolling out full Third Reich graphics and the design team is chomping at the bit.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Please tell him to aim higher 😅

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

But I was looking forward to the AI slop stained glass windows.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Women doing what they want is very triggering to American society.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not play in an alternative rock band with your ex-wife who you sometimes claimed to be your sister?" Jack Smith: "Sir, that was Jack White"

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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

One way to do whatever you want, legal or otherwise, would be to rid the military of high ranking, experienced officers.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Cornell is not a University. It's a hedge fund that doubles as a daycare for the Epstein class. -Charles McBryde

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If they're not raping women, they're hazing and sometimes leading their own to their deaths. Nothing good happens in frat houses and I'll never be convinced otherwise. Fuck your brotherhood and future Wall St and DC networking. And sororities aren't that far behind when it comes to hazing.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just rapists and pedophiles and domestic abusers and roid ragers and Nazis. Got it.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't donate if the only method is Act Blue. Their subsequent spam onslaught if you do is nuts.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ten thousand data centers will smooth over this little roadblock.

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Did you see several people in the comments are questioning, with additional information, if you have the right house?

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I just need to come to terms, finally, that this country is being dragged to the depths of hell by the dumbest fucking people alive.

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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In 2018, Annalinda Martinez and her daughters became homeless. She went to Georgia's child welfare agency looking for help finding housing. Instead, the state took her children. Then DFCS began charging her for their foster care. Those bills eventually left her $13,000 in debt.

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Georgia removed her kids because she was homeless. The state is charging her $13,000 for foster care

Georgia is among several states that have moved away from charging parents for their kids' time in foster care. But parents who already owe money for past cases are still on the hook.

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