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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 2h

Carrie as whole is a solid 7.25/10 but goddamn Matthew Lillard is like 10000000/10

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 5h

it just got sunny out and the city is apparently going to blow away in the next few hours

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 8h

anyone able to explain Taurus Mountain Race to me? seems dumb ngl

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 10h

right right right we're complex beings that's right

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 10h

i mean it's sick he's union member and it's sick he can heel flip in steel toed boots and he seems to have a positive social outlook but i also see guns and stogies so i'm just not sure

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 10h

Leo from New York finally made it to Bluesky i see

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 11h

i actually did that not expecting to do cyclocross this weekend, just see if i could stiff do it so i guess i am winning this weekend

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 11h

status update: i have registered for both cyclocross races this weekend in the Uncs 1/2/3 field.

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 12h

money? in this economy? here's a pizza party... and by pizza party here's one slice of Domino's Pizza and a can of Coke Zero

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 12h

and yet the bike industry is somehow not vibes based

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 12h

and have been told by many i should be on 380mm bars

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 12h

in two years i've gone from 440mm bars to 400mm bars

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 12h

while at the Met last weekend my sister asked who John Brown was... i felt like the failure of a brother

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 13h

i need a friend to go with me pls come out and come with me

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 14h

if this is what it takes to get cyclocross bikes back i am almost willing to shut my eyes and let jesus take the wheel

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 14h

i refuse to paint anything millennial grey 😤

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 14h

ok so i am going to take a few hundred million dollar loan, sponsor a few well known artists and write songs that are pro-cyclocross and anti-gravel & anti-32"

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 15h

say "spencer race the cyclocross this weekend"

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

total tangent here but for the price of the ride you should be able to do as many laps as possible while the roads are closed, not just one and done.

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

at some point i guess we're all meant to bend the knee

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

i saw a comment on reddit recently to the tone of "i am noticing a lot more upvotes and a lot less comments" and i am wondering if many users, like me, aren't commenting as much, or at all, because of the AI search engine scrape that feed AI search results. also could just be bots or both.

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

sometimes being a traveling rep does not suck

a farm stand near the delaware water gap in full fall mode

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

i'm old enough to remember when the Columbus Crew used to be the yellow soccer team not the neon splatter team

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

12 minute headways on the L is pretty stark compared to the 4 and 6 minute headways in New York over the weekend

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

would rather tie bricks to my ankle and sink myself to the bottom of bay

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

ride idea: late afternoon NER to NYC, MTA Metro North to Poughkeepsie, overnight in Poughkeepsie Empire Trail to Manhattan, Staten Island Ferry, then onto Philadelphia 200-ish miles.

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Ferran with the most unlikeable penalty of all time

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Enzo is such a fucking unlikable asshole jfc

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

i have nothing of substance to add to the conversation so here's a stat is the ultimate guy thing

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

guys are really still on here talking about xG like it fucking matters aren't they

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

not dwelling on this too hard but a little disappointing to give up two goals when two veteran defenders are subbed on

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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

reminds of the time i sat with traveling Crew supporters at TQL and we were cordoned off by... checks notes.... trash bags tied together.

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