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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yes
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The vast majority of all games flop, though.
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I straight up call my friends genai slop slop to their faces and they started using it less. Bullying works
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m flying to Canada next week to stay with a lawyer friend so if you want to find out I can try it out and report back
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is unironically what my OCD thinks will randomly happen one day lmao this made me laugh a lot, thank you
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
me when someone says blade runner is too confusing to understand what's going on
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
this is the first time in my life i've ever considered vore as a viable option
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hell yeah nice soup
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Happy birthday nerd!!!!
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
b'noffee is two syllables if you mispronounce it
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I play the TCG and love the illustrations - this looks rad as hell!
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Rafael Moco @rafaelmoco.art · 27/07/2026
Hello everyone! Many of you likely saw this image recently with the Apple TV+ 'Neuromancer' promotion. Some know, others don't, but this artwork is mine, created alongside actor & post-production artist Milton Menezes, as a personal project and a homage to the original Neuromancer romance
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
look up banoffee
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
guy who takes estrogen for recreational purposes but only during a shortage
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
but what if I like being a guy :(
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
my bsky app refreshed and then opened up with this picture loaded and zoomed in. is this the gay agenda at work??
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I was born catholic and it’s only been the last two popes that have engendered any speck of fondness in me for the church
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Barbatos Adapt for sure, but I would not mind Trans Epyon either
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dyke Bauer i think works on its own tbh
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What a way to go. Rip
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
guess whose username is velociraptor and woke up to the worst fuckin news this morning ;_;
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
hello, based department?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an anglerfish is washed up on the ocean shore, laying in the tide. It thinks to itself, “it’s so beautiful.” Panel 2: wide shot of the beach, rocky cliffs, and sky at sunset, with the anglerfish still laying in place. The anglerfish continues thinking to itself, “I might have never known.”
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I have taken a lot of drugs and I can tell you that this actually is as close to the molly experience as you can be while sober
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i love this!! the second set of eyes is so wonderfully done!! incredible
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I get what you mean, it’s all good. I largely agree with you in general. But I feel it’s mostly a concession made in the sake of player choice and development complexity, and I value that over ostensible representation. But that’s just me, your own view is perfectly valid
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I am a bi man and flip flop between male and female characters and the everyone is bi philosophy helps a lot. I usually go for gay or lesbian romances and without everyone being bi it would suck big time because I’d be forced into heterosexuality against my will lmao
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
do you think we’d rather attack someone strong and proactive?? Come on
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
exactly, i got my preorder done. i've been waiting for a full EV that i can actually afford and no amount of whining about "features" is going to get me to care less about the box that gets me from point a to point b
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
lmao i didn't write that as innuendo intentionally at first but then after i wrote it i went 'oh liv will have fun with that' and sent it anyway. i'm so glad that the subconscious pervert within me shines through when it's needed
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
all it takes is one opening and I’ve got a bonafide banger ok??
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’m so glad I’m friends with you bc people are gonna think I’m so fucking funny thank you
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It doesn’t, we just turn the guns on ourselves instead lol
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
IMO what a lot of people really yearn for from that era was the decentralized and unconsolidated nature of it. A more vibrant and physical existence compared to everything being digital and online and controlled by like four companies.
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
give me $20 and i'll tell you
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I mean this with all due respect it it just sounds like media outlets reported on a press release that Insider Media didn’t get sent. I don’t think there’s any indication of an embargo at all. Can anyone point to one?
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
that’s why you have to imagine it
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
that's me! if i had an external monitor or kb/m it would make me do more work and be productive but i simply would rather use my two days to work from home to relax and do the bare minimum tbh
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
FWIW: I have used a specialized AI to find sources that are otherwise too niche for normal search engines, but I used it to FIND the source and then read the source myself instead of using the AI summary which is always wrong. I don’t really see a problem with it per se
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
adi shankar is a terrorist. devil may cry season 2 was one of the worst things i've watched in years. genuinely impressive how bad it is. i do not think adi shankar knows how to read. he is either illiterate or media illiterate. oh my god
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Carry a cardboard cutout of a bike on your back like a cross lmao
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
WOW these are both so good!!
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
i am not trans but i had something similar happen recently, wherein i finally joined a mosh pit for the first time at the young, spry age of 32 last year
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
this looks like the picture you'd see on the website menu where you go "oh there's no way it actually looks like that". kinda mesmerized tbh
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I once ate pop rocks while on a significant amount of LSD and I'm gonna be real, you are 100% correct that breaking a Marathon shield would taste like it
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
genuinely considering posting my reactions and observations to all 21 of the aubrey/maturin books as i read them. i worry this might be my new obsession
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
ngl I had no idea blank check was a podcast and thought you were getting dogpiled on a sub about the 1994 childrens movie a child getting free money, which made this insanely funnier before i figured it out
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I don’t even know what a law is to be able to break one 😤
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
All we ask is you be gay and do crime and afaik you do both very well
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Velociraptor @velociraptor.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
ohh this is gorgeous
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