Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 19/03/2026In case you didn't know, this message was specifically meant for people who don't think people on SNAP should be allowed to have sugar. 001
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 19/03/2026The sperm that made you would've been more useful as an egg substitute in a cannibal's baking recipe. 100
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Henceforth I will be describing all of my IT projects to management the way the McDonalds CEO described that burger. 010
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I have not been able to get someone to answer the phone, call me back, or respond to a message from Lauren Boebert's office despite calling during business hours for a few months now. Just saying I think she shut down contact with constituents. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 12/02/2026User: my email isn't working Pam Bondi busting in the room: BUT THE DOW! 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Bad Bunny was so cool, the couches at the bar who put the alt show on his phone didn't look away from the real half time show on the bar's TV. Talk about not sticking to your principles. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Iron Lung was NOT too long. It did have a story. "Critics" have been dazzled by Marvel's big budget constant action force fed stories with a "satisfying" ending for so long they forgot that horror, specifically this kind of horror is a play upon the psyche. Do people not know how to watch movies? 010
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I truly enjoyed Iron Lung. -spoiler free- I appreciated the pacing. Mark, as a director took a lot of perspectives I don't think classical or modern directors would've. I really enjoyed the themes. As someone who has had a plethora of big wuh ohs with my head, I ~felt~ this. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Blocking a stranger on social media doesn't mean you've let them win. It means you're done wasting your time on lost causes. A personal insult instead of an analysis is a good way to blow off steam on an idiot. They were never going to be convinced. 020
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I think that because ICE agents hide their identities, it is reasonable to prosecute all ICE agents as if they were the ones who have done this. 041
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 07/01/2026ICE shooting a US citizen while cameras are all around to capture the truth is a huge escalation. And because ICE hides their identities, we cannot hold the single agent accountable. All ICE agents must be held accountable then. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I would love to make the content I want to see in the world but I'm not really smart enough for it. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Who are your fav cartoon youtubers that post pretty regularly with good breakdowns and analysis? 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Cool cool! Enjoy our lack of oxygen and oddly warm weather. It looks like you might've missed the winds! 100
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Pyramid scheme like every other crypto. The centralization of commerce will always occur, they just want to be the new centralization. 121
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Tech bros don't even know anything about tech. They're all business majors who get house calls from IT. 011
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I didn't know Jags fans were so nasty. Take the win, good game all ll they way up until Brown made that nasty hit that took Bryant out. 1. Hit him with full force in the air. 2. Made no try at a "tackle". 3. Went back and grabbed the ball from Bryant's struggling body. Fans loved it. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Jags did well tonight up until Brown unnecessarily hit Bryant so hard. Sore winners. Nasty behavior. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 18/11/2025The longer your sales pitch is, the less likely I am to buy it. Tell me what it does, tell what it'll cost. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Customer service and IT should NEVER have AI bots as the front line. They do not help, they are worthless, and they just make people angry. Pay a real human to answer the fucking phone. 022
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I like working from home because I can lay on the floor whenever my back hurts and nobody says anything about it. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I love my family in Texas but the Dallas Cowboys are playing dirty. Like, looking to intentionally injur players dirty. Gross. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Reminder to watch the O'rangers host this year's runs. I'm an Oceanics fan, myself, but the O'rangers have really showed up with production quality. youtu.be/fHYSXHW7hys?...youtu.beMarble Race: MARBLE LEAGUE 2025 - All EventsYouTube video by Jelle's Marble Runs 010
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Colts cheating like the Raiders used to. Guess the refs got their payment. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Someone tell #vmwareexplore that the rave before their AI sales pitch isn't getting me hyped, it's making me deaf. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 29/07/2025GUMBALL SAID EAT THE FUCKING RICH. EPISODE ONE. EAT. THE. RICH. 020
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Telling debt collectors that you're gonna kill yourself and they can collect payment from your corpse seems to upset them. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 07/07/2025People don't want their tech fixed. They just put in a ticket and walk. Like, it's not getting fixed without your participation! 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Switched from being a lifelong fan of DC shoes to Puma. The customer support was incredible. Fedex lost my package, wouldn't help me, and hung up on me. Called Puma and they're 2 day shipping me shoes to be here for a trip. Best Customer Service I've had in years. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Due to the turn of today's society, I will not be having kids. Which sucks. But I will be coaching a small swim team, which is cool. 010
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 01/07/2025@possumgamer.bsky.social came home and professed the joys of Hoagiefest. 110
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Nobody ever asked me how I got so good at tech. Weird question to answer since I didn't take any traditional route. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I won't be everybody's cup of tea and that's okay. 010
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Realizing that all the stress and work and chores and gifts and chaos just to still not be good enough sucks. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Very excited I keep seeing Pride posts from NFL teams. Low key bummed that the Broncos hasn't posted one yet. 010
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I do think Love will always win over hate and power grabs. I just wish there weren't so many casualties. 010
Reposted by JaspenlyPossum 🌙 @possumgamer.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Excited to be part of the Fruities Pride Raid Train currently ongoing!! My slot is on Friday at 2pm MDT, so I look forward to seeing you there 💙🖤 152
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Users do not want you to respond immediately. When you respond immediately, they ignore your message until you're busy and then complain about how IT is bad. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Hot take: when food people say you can't taste the coffee in the chocolate thing, that it just makes it taste like more chocolate, they're lying. I can taste the coffee and its ruining many chocolate things. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 08/06/2025AI continues to make my life harder. Windows updates for May include AI in the package and it has taken me 4+ hours to update servers that previously took less than 1. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 08/06/2025They picked a fight in L.A.? L.A. where they are notorious for their riots? L.A. where there's a combination of people who have flexible enough schedules to show up and/or enough money to show up? L.A. where people are already on the edge just to live there and don't really need a reason to go over? 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Elden Ring lore videos are this gen's WW2 documentaries. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Error codes don't fucking LIE, Benjamin, if the error says its because your blocked it's because the other mother fucker fucking blocked you! Take it up with them as to why they think you're spam. 000
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 29/05/2025After Disney messed up Lilo & Stitch so bad, any advert I get while watching the original on Disney+ will be in my never ever ever buy or support list. 000
Reposted by JaspenlyJim Caddick @caddicarus.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I can’t believe I’m saying this but somehow I’m doing a goddamn TEDx talk. The topic I chose was about how much I hate the word ‘content’ and the wider cultural implications I think it has towards what being creative online means. You can even buy a ticket for it. No, this isn’t a joke lol 491297271
Reposted by JaspenlyMidge @midge.bsky.social · 16/05/2025When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely 219223762621
Jaspenly @velocijaster.bsky.social · 16/05/2025My favorite thing at work is crawling out of the IT hole to be excited about a really big tomato with everybody. 000
