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Velli Wolf

@velliwolf.bsky.social
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39 | Love mah derg Slyphur | DJ when not doing my day job or relaxing

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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I find it ironic I live in Phoenix, but have scored my DJ gigs mainly in Cali lol
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The furry fandom: The only place where people can’t tell if “AWD” means all-wheel-drive or African wild dog
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Me: You’re hosting a party? Great! Where are you located? Them: In Mesa Me: *sighs* The drawback of living in northern Phoenix.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
That worked!
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The link is leading to a 404 page
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
This is the yeen content I need
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Do you have an on-prem solution now or are you off the Cloud completely?
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
So I guess when he smokes weed he goes from being Pebble to being stoned
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Sometimes I feel like I should just create some web pages that only have simple text and images on them just to give people a break from ads on the internet. That or pages with recipes that don’t have to exposè a lifelong story leading up to how the damn thing came to be with ads sandwiched between
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
If coyotes are triangles and they decide to teach someone new kinks…does that mean they are getting geometry lessons?
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Unagi the Chimera 🔜 CalFurry, ???, MASW @wagleunagi.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Yesterday, I realized that now that I have a #Fursuit, I can do #FursuitFriday! I went to Flathead Lake for the first time Wednesday with some other Furries and it was very fun. Kind of disappointed that no strangers approached us to ask for pictures or questions with my head being out for hours.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
What do you call a white sergal attending a con in Pennsylvania this weekend? Furrydelphia Cream Cheese
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The one year I went to Anthrocon, somehow I got a room in the Westin. It still didn’t fee convenient, though. You still have like eight hotels and the waterfront to walk between so you better have your tennis/running shoes handy. It’s even somewhat of a slog over to the actual convention center.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
About to start a new chapter with my DJ journey. I am to the point where I need more official things like tech/hospitality riders and press kits. It’s a little daunting, but a nice answer to negotiating with venues furry or otherwise.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
So much yeen in these
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I’m only halfway through season two of Severance, but I am having a hard time understanding the character of Ms. Cobel. She just seems batshit insane to me right now.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Given what I learned yesterday, I have to ask the question: Is VR Chat slowly dying? They have not updated their Unity compatibility from 2022 for avatars or worlds and Unity 6 just came out.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
@goblfc.org When will GoHs be announced? Haven’t seen them on the web site and it’s four months until party time.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
You rang?
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
It boggles my f***ing mind why something as advanced as VR Chat can’t have a simple drag and drop feature for avatars already packaged up. All I want to do is upload the Unity files, but I have to jump through sh*t hoops.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Two genres that work amazingly well together that I did not have on my bingo card for this year: Queer and Goth.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I do find it a bit paradoxical, though, when stickers are meant to be available for public consumption. Are these people worried about others abusing the packs?
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I feel Telegram is missing a trick somehow by not letting users make some sticker packs private. I don’t have any myself, but I’ve seen a few people who specifically have a sticker in their pack asking people not to do repost from there.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I have found that after staring at pride flags for years, I found they really inspire in me is the urge to make seven-layer jello cakes from scratch.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Hot take of the day: Stop self-captioning every word on YouTube in your videos. YouTube already has a closed caption function so why do you feel you need to show every word on the screen regardless? If you’re worried about sound, watch the video with some headphones and be done with it.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I wish some places would have what BLFC does with a giant room where photoshoots happen
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
It looks like AWNM is still having scheduling problems and may have to postpone until next year. Wish I could find a cheap alternative in the southwest US aside from BLFC to somehow celebrate my birthday.
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Casteel🔜LVFC @casteel.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Had a late bday party with friends. Was so much fun, thank you to everyone who came. And hopefully next year I can invite more people.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
So…for people here in Phoenix, Pride Month works a little different. In the sense it’s actually October for us. Our rainbows would melt faster than a bag of Skittles if we tried to celebrate this month.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Sounds delicious to me
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
But it’s Saturday!
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I think I am ready for my life to be boring for a while.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I couldn’t imagine flying in there tbh, but if that is what SW offered then it is. Maybe I am stubborn, but I always use ORD.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I am going to be curious if this affects con attendance numbers. I, myself, hardly ever rode SW because it was all the same random seating and I am a tall guy
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I think I found half the reason my cough has been so persistent. The humidity in my bedroom was 19% and I just now realized this.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
He looks exhausted lol
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I feel like a git, but sometimes when I see someone quick-posting about emergency commissions in several chats, I want to respond with an Emergency Meeting Among Us gif
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
If there are stoned furries there, does that mean they are Boston baked beans?
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Now you can have clam chowder for breakfast!
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Awwwr, sorry to hear that. I love watching tournaments with my dragon, but maybe the other EVO tournaments will draw a bigger crowd, too.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Kind of surprised there will be a RoA2 tournament at EVO this year. If anything, it feels it got the Nidhogg 2 treatment in that people liked the simplicity of the first game instead of a dolled-up sequel. RoA1 had lack of shields which made the first game stand out in a good way from Smash Bros.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Good lord, I get weird ideas first thing in the morning. I dreamt that The Golden Girls was actually a creepypasta where Dorothy lived alone and each of the other house occupants were a manifestation of a part of her mind.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Happy birthday! Apparently today is also Paw Day?
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
If I watch it with you, does that mean I am watching it with Eurovision?
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I’ve had wicked imposter syndrome in the past, but now I feel like I just need to keep living life with my wonderful dragon and being awesome!
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Maybe I am waxing pedantic as it’s the last day of my vacation, but I think I am good with being a hermit until the end of the year now. Being at EDC and seeing all these big DJ names on stage made me realize: We are two sides of the same coin, they have just put in a lot more hours in overhead.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I feel it would be detrimental to me to go to any kind of reunion like this. Good or bad, you have your memories of people inside your head. Sometimes seeing an updated version of the person isn’t always going to give you closure I found. Or at least the kind you expect. That happened to me at FM.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
It’s hard for me to post on social media anymore because it just feels like passive-aggressive shouting into the void
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Did you hear the one about the lotor who felt bad for cheating on his wife? It sounds liked he was racced with guilt.
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Velli Wolf @velliwolf.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I heard one year Anthrocon wanted to do an eighties-themed convention. Given the main hotel for that con and all the furries who now identify as female they wanted to name the theme Westin Girls *badumptis* Took me a minute, but I got there in the end.
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