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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
sorry boss the computer just aint working
fluffly brown & black cag with white socks sleeping on my computer chair
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
dreamt: mid-conference, for clout, i pull out my pocket knife and crunch my right ring fingie off at the 2nd joint. i throw the dis-member at the Chair and stand up. Enough of this! We need to do something now. Talky time is over. then we did a riot in the science building and ran from enforcement
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
planet got tilted 😔
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
if i am truly belovd of god whys my pussy smell of cod
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
dreamt we were all out fishing by the creepy abandoned house. the devil showed up and scared all the fish so we tied to him a chair. this made the fish happy so we caught lots. putting the devil closer to the abandoned house made reality warp all static black and white jitter, good photo op
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
strait and narrow makes an easily controlled fellow
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Cyr @cyrakhis.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Works -great- in steel fab too. "We have a tolerance for a reason, work within it." "Perfect is the mortal enemy of good enough, don't overthink it." etc
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Kate QuestionMark @octofussy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
me: I know that word is French because I’ve seen a lot of words
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
but the names of the dead are always lost to time, eventually -n. k. jemisin, the city we make
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
aint know photography but this is the guy:
transparent plastic tub with blue gloves attached to allow a person to manipulate objects inside tub without getting inadvertently scienced to death
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
one of them science boxes with the built-in arm gloves
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
fucking perfect book to end and open the year. my heart is broken and full. may i grow as gods can't
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
finishing the year with book 3 of the inheritance trilogy. i woke much too early to pain & shit But! because of that i will be able to listen to the whole seventeen hours before the calendar flops over.
coved of THE KINGDOM OF GODS by N. K. JEMISIN 
the monstrous tall waves of a parted sea curle up around the strange towers of dark and fiery city, the half-human face of of some enormous entity covers the sky
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
"i saw the hypocrisy in all the things the priests had taught me. its all very well to say the world values reason & compassion & justice, but if nothing in reality reflects those words, they're meaningless." n. k. jemisin, the broken kingdoms
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
the all day simmer is the fuking point! its about having the time to enjoy life ffs
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
today i went to fast food and fucked up ordering so bad that the employees gave me a pity churro (delicious)
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
"im tired of being what everyone else has made me. i want to be myself." "you are what your creators and experiences have made you, like every other being in this universe. accept that and be done. [...] Your future, however, is yours to make, even now." n.k. jemisin, the hundred thousand kingdoms
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
gorgeous!!!
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
yes
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
i stumble midsentence, accidentally combining two known pronouns to make an unknown third. you have to wait while i scribble it on my arm and impatiently ask wtf? oh, im a theoretical genderist. gotta pass this on to the material genders to see if it has real world applications.
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
dont think about the count of monte cristo as a book, its an anime. thats why theres 100 page flashback mini arcs about some dude's nephew's friend's cousin romantic adventures in rome (the sexy femboy is important to the main story i promise)
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
its got his smug lil smile 💙
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
is the innocence of childhood anything other than a flavor of stupidity that adults like?
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
text: romcommunist says "lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste the of boot rubber"
in a textbubble implying seven of nine says it
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
its that time of the month when i smoke all the ends i was too fancy smoke back when i had cash
an old joint container filled up with marriediguanas butts
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
when i was getting consult for top surgy i asked the doctor if they did toenail removal too and the doc literally went ?¿😱?¿ i broke this poor meatmechs brain with my desire to live free of such a tiny & ridiculous part of human meat [doc said no]
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
i trialled wifflebats as a vehicle repellent, it was super effective at changing drives minds about turning into pedestrian pathways.
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
white growth in a fresh treewound in the ominous gloaming
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
fart loud to establish dominance
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
this book is like meeting an old friend for the first time exciting and scary and beautiful and poetic the echos will be with me forever
cover of the book THE CITY WE BECAME by N. K. JEMISIN
is a photo of the underside of a nyc bridge with a collage of the city skyline behind it with
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Oarfish Occasionally @oarfishingdaily.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Today's Oarfish comes from vesnet on DeviantArt! Did you know that due to their low muscle mass, they are ill-suited for shallow, turbulent waters? #sealife #marine #fish #Oarfishdaily #marinelife #drawing #marineanimals
Oarfish is a long, snake like fish with long flowing translucent frills. This one is drawn against a dark blue background.
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
six pages of reading and i think maybe railroad management should be line up against a wall
cover a book Called THE AMERICAN TRAIN by BRIAN SOLOMAN published by Motherbooks Classics (in 2005) 
there's a picture of a big yellow and grey disel engine pulling a long line cargo cars. the train number is 2507 and it has a big red E in a four point circle design for a nose
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Jo Wolfe, PhD @jopabinia.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
What do barnacles parasitize? ✅️ corals ✅️ burrowed into whale flesh (and sharks, and turtle shells) Some that no longer resemble arthropods ✅️ inside of/mimicking sea stars shape ✅️ inside of crabs, making them turn into females and reproduce barnacle babies instead of their own ❎️ you? #Crustmas 🧪🦑
Ascothoracida. L–N, the zoanthid Palythoa with Baccalaureus sp. inside. L shows the colony of fleshy coral polyps with a box labeled M,N. M zooms in on a broken individual polyp which has a disc embedded in it. N shows the isolated disc, which is the ascothoracid barnacle Baccalaureus. 

https://academic.oup.com/zoolinnean/article/193/3/789/6149353?login=falseHumpback whale with the acorn barnacle Coronula diadema and a few stalked barnacles Conchoderma auritum attached to them. Also visible are whale lice (amphipods) (Photo by Alisa Schulman-Janiger, off California, 2016).

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/321872992_BarnaclesDendrogaster, a pink animal that looks like tubes following the inside of a sea star with fractal other tubes and tubercles coming off them. It has been dissected out and isolated from the host. It is still somehow a barnacle and therefore a crustacean. What the fuck. 

Pic from the bad place
https://twitter.com/manpokenautilus/status/1257966857451012096?s=19The interna of Peltogaster sp. (a relative of Sacculina) in the hermit crab Pagurus pubescens reconstructed using MicroCT, dorsal view of the host. Main trunk of the interna (of the barnacle, highlighted in green) in situ inside the host, shown together with the host's organs. Fine rootlets in the carapace region are not shown. Externa (reproductive sac of the barnacle) marked in orange. Organs of the pleon are digitally removed.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S138511011530037X
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
piss on the floor, piss on the wall and guess who cleans it all
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
same cat
grainy midnight foto of a cat (grey tabby white bib) laying on top of a computer shelf. her dumb little head is hanging off the side of it. her white bib echos the waterfall in the haunted funeral home painting
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
i am 39 years old and this has been the yearly refrain for 24 years
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
who is that girl is see staring straight back at me
small grey tabby cat with white bib looks into a mirror. her tiny little dumb face is reflected in the mirror
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
IT MIGHT BE GRANGRANS LAST XMAS YOU HAVE TO BE THERE YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE A HAPPY 7 YEAR OLD YOU HAVE TO YOU HAVE TO YOU HAVE TO OR ELSE ITS YOUR FAULT SHE DIED UNHAPPY YOU SELFISH CHILD WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
this invasive scottbroom is blooming in december. normally that happens in summer but hey it was 58°f yesterday and the day before and next week too pineapple express is over the Pele is peeved express begins
picture of cytisus scoparius (common or scott broom(another nemesis from ingland) blooming in december (it was 58°f) with disused rails & puget sound in background. the sky is grey and the water is grey and the light is grey. the inglandbroom blossoms are a rich deep yellow as though they've sucked the joy and resources from the land. as though the orgy on the corpse has started 🤪
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
one time i was middle seat on a cheap flight. the men on each side thought they got my armrests so 1st, elbow the shid out of them & 2nd, opened Emergency War Surgery (5th ed.) to chapter 18: Genitourinary Tract Injuries.
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
the bleak poetry of that sentence 🤌
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
visual aid:
scene fron Always Sunny in Philadelphia where  mack's just handed a plate of food to dennis. dennis  plate down the hall with silent raging disdain. 
mack (left) is labeled SOCIETY, dennis (right) is ME, and the plate (center) is labeled GENDER
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
closeup of bluenose pittsburgh wearing a cone
she looks alert and wrinkly and very on drugs
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
way back when i saw someone mad about having to use alt text to participate in a fungus feed. they wrote a lil essay on why they didn't want to accommodate disabilities on their post. the picture was a yellow mushroom outdoors & their alt text said " YELLOW "
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
i want to know who is there, what is happening. what the things in the image look like. what color are hair and skin and clothes, what does the sky look like? basically: what did you see that you wanted to share?
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
super girl flying away eith very sad face, big boobs, short lil leggies no torso
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
the unusually large and unusually red amanita has an egg! #fungifriends
very red amanita missing a section of cap. little budding egg of a shroom beneath its cap has same rich red color, lots more yellow caul stuck onclse up of buding baby all covered in dirt and mucmmy big hand touching top of big mushroom 
it feels  very solid and smooth like dolphin
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
some days my boobs get so big my torso falls inside them
panel from new super girl comic
she's flying out of the frame with the saddest puppy face youve ever emagined. the perspective makes her look like a face over ginormous tits directly connected to her thighs.
The text reads
 [For the first time in a LONG time --] "Just leave it alone." [ -- I feel SORRY for MYSELF.] [And there's NOTHING worse than THAT.]
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
found a huge so red amanita sneaking around under the evil ivy #fungifriends
a very red like classic firetruck red amanita. cap is ~10" diameter. a triangle wedge is missing from cap revealing the big gills and fat stipethe triangle chunk missing from cap - it covers my fingers gill side of triange chunk from amanita cap. gills like thick story book
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
uncle energy #fungifriends
big round sorta lumpy beige cap with verrry thick spite barely visible. the cap is so shiny
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