ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 08/01/2026dreamt: mid-conference, for clout, i pull out my pocket knife and crunch my right ring fingie off at the 2nd joint. i throw the dis-member at the Chair and stand up. Enough of this! We need to do something now. Talky time is over. then we did a riot in the science building and ran from enforcement 020
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 08/01/2026if i am truly belovd of god whys my pussy smell of cod 030
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 07/01/2026dreamt we were all out fishing by the creepy abandoned house. the devil showed up and scared all the fish so we tied to him a chair. this made the fish happy so we caught lots. putting the devil closer to the abandoned house made reality warp all static black and white jitter, good photo op 020
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 06/01/2026strait and narrow makes an easily controlled fellow 011
Reposted by ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀCyr @cyrakhis.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Works -great- in steel fab too. "We have a tolerance for a reason, work within it." "Perfect is the mortal enemy of good enough, don't overthink it." etc 1121
Reposted by ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀKate QuestionMark @octofussy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026me: I know that word is French because I’ve seen a lot of words 052
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 05/01/2026but the names of the dead are always lost to time, eventually -n. k. jemisin, the city we make 000
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 04/01/2026one of them science boxes with the built-in arm gloves 110
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 02/01/2026fucking perfect book to end and open the year. my heart is broken and full. may i grow as gods can't 030
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 31/12/2025finishing the year with book 3 of the inheritance trilogy. i woke much too early to pain & shit But! because of that i will be able to listen to the whole seventeen hours before the calendar flops over. 020
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 30/12/2025"i saw the hypocrisy in all the things the priests had taught me. its all very well to say the world values reason & compassion & justice, but if nothing in reality reflects those words, they're meaningless." n. k. jemisin, the broken kingdoms 000
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 30/12/2025the all day simmer is the fuking point! its about having the time to enjoy life ffs 010
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 30/12/2025today i went to fast food and fucked up ordering so bad that the employees gave me a pity churro (delicious) 020
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 27/12/2025"im tired of being what everyone else has made me. i want to be myself." "you are what your creators and experiences have made you, like every other being in this universe. accept that and be done. [...] Your future, however, is yours to make, even now." n.k. jemisin, the hundred thousand kingdoms 010
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 24/12/2025i stumble midsentence, accidentally combining two known pronouns to make an unknown third. you have to wait while i scribble it on my arm and impatiently ask wtf? oh, im a theoretical genderist. gotta pass this on to the material genders to see if it has real world applications. 020
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 23/12/2025dont think about the count of monte cristo as a book, its an anime. thats why theres 100 page flashback mini arcs about some dude's nephew's friend's cousin romantic adventures in rome (the sexy femboy is important to the main story i promise) 010
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 22/12/2025is the innocence of childhood anything other than a flavor of stupidity that adults like? 010
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 22/12/2025its that time of the month when i smoke all the ends i was too fancy smoke back when i had cash 020
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 22/12/2025when i was getting consult for top surgy i asked the doctor if they did toenail removal too and the doc literally went ?¿😱?¿ i broke this poor meatmechs brain with my desire to live free of such a tiny & ridiculous part of human meat [doc said no] 010
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 22/12/2025i trialled wifflebats as a vehicle repellent, it was super effective at changing drives minds about turning into pedestrian pathways. 030
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 20/12/2025 this book is like meeting an old friend for the first time exciting and scary and beautiful and poetic the echos will be with me forever 020
Reposted by ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀOarfish Occasionally @oarfishingdaily.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Today's Oarfish comes from vesnet on DeviantArt! Did you know that due to their low muscle mass, they are ill-suited for shallow, turbulent waters? #sealife #marine #fish #Oarfishdaily #marinelife #drawing #marineanimals 0284
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 18/12/2025six pages of reading and i think maybe railroad management should be line up against a wall 010
Reposted by ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀJo Wolfe, PhD @jopabinia.bsky.social · 17/12/2023What do barnacles parasitize? ✅️ corals ✅️ burrowed into whale flesh (and sharks, and turtle shells) Some that no longer resemble arthropods ✅️ inside of/mimicking sea stars shape ✅️ inside of crabs, making them turn into females and reproduce barnacle babies instead of their own ❎️ you? #Crustmas 🧪🦑 1016654
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 18/12/2025piss on the floor, piss on the wall and guess who cleans it all 020
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 16/12/2025i am 39 years old and this has been the yearly refrain for 24 years 010
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 16/12/2025who is that girl is see staring straight back at me 030
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 15/12/2025IT MIGHT BE GRANGRANS LAST XMAS YOU HAVE TO BE THERE YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE A HAPPY 7 YEAR OLD YOU HAVE TO YOU HAVE TO YOU HAVE TO OR ELSE ITS YOUR FAULT SHE DIED UNHAPPY YOU SELFISH CHILD WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL 011
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 13/12/2025this invasive scottbroom is blooming in december. normally that happens in summer but hey it was 58°f yesterday and the day before and next week too pineapple express is over the Pele is peeved express begins 020
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 13/12/2025one time i was middle seat on a cheap flight. the men on each side thought they got my armrests so 1st, elbow the shid out of them & 2nd, opened Emergency War Surgery (5th ed.) to chapter 18: Genitourinary Tract Injuries. 030
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 07/12/2025way back when i saw someone mad about having to use alt text to participate in a fungus feed. they wrote a lil essay on why they didn't want to accommodate disabilities on their post. the picture was a yellow mushroom outdoors & their alt text said " YELLOW " 020
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 07/12/2025i want to know who is there, what is happening. what the things in the image look like. what color are hair and skin and clothes, what does the sky look like? basically: what did you see that you wanted to share? 170
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 04/12/2025the unusually large and unusually red amanita has an egg! #fungifriends 021
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 03/12/2025some days my boobs get so big my torso falls inside them 120
ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 03/12/2025found a huge so red amanita sneaking around under the evil ivy #fungifriends 0163