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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
sorry boss the computer just aint working
fluffly brown & black cag with white socks sleeping on my computer chair
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
aint know photography but this is the guy:
transparent plastic tub with blue gloves attached to allow a person to manipulate objects inside tub without getting inadvertently scienced to death
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
finishing the year with book 3 of the inheritance trilogy. i woke much too early to pain & shit But! because of that i will be able to listen to the whole seventeen hours before the calendar flops over.
coved of THE KINGDOM OF GODS by N. K. JEMISIN 
the monstrous tall waves of a parted sea curle up around the strange towers of dark and fiery city, the half-human face of of some enormous entity covers the sky
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
text: romcommunist says "lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste the of boot rubber"
in a textbubble implying seven of nine says it
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
its that time of the month when i smoke all the ends i was too fancy smoke back when i had cash
an old joint container filled up with marriediguanas butts
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
white growth in a fresh treewound in the ominous gloaming
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
this book is like meeting an old friend for the first time exciting and scary and beautiful and poetic the echos will be with me forever
cover of the book THE CITY WE BECAME by N. K. JEMISIN
is a photo of the underside of a nyc bridge with a collage of the city skyline behind it with
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
six pages of reading and i think maybe railroad management should be line up against a wall
cover a book Called THE AMERICAN TRAIN by BRIAN SOLOMAN published by Motherbooks Classics (in 2005) 
there's a picture of a big yellow and grey disel engine pulling a long line cargo cars. the train number is 2507 and it has a big red E in a four point circle design for a nose
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
same cat
grainy midnight foto of a cat (grey tabby white bib) laying on top of a computer shelf. her dumb little head is hanging off the side of it. her white bib echos the waterfall in the haunted funeral home painting
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
who is that girl is see staring straight back at me
small grey tabby cat with white bib looks into a mirror. her tiny little dumb face is reflected in the mirror
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
this invasive scottbroom is blooming in december. normally that happens in summer but hey it was 58°f yesterday and the day before and next week too pineapple express is over the Pele is peeved express begins
picture of cytisus scoparius (common or scott broom(another nemesis from ingland) blooming in december (it was 58°f) with disused rails & puget sound in background. the sky is grey and the water is grey and the light is grey. the inglandbroom blossoms are a rich deep yellow as though they've sucked the joy and resources from the land. as though the orgy on the corpse has started 🤪
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
visual aid:
scene fron Always Sunny in Philadelphia where  mack's just handed a plate of food to dennis. dennis  plate down the hall with silent raging disdain. 
mack (left) is labeled SOCIETY, dennis (right) is ME, and the plate (center) is labeled GENDER
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
closeup of bluenose pittsburgh wearing a cone
she looks alert and wrinkly and very on drugs
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
super girl flying away eith very sad face, big boobs, short lil leggies no torso
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
the unusually large and unusually red amanita has an egg! #fungifriends
very red amanita missing a section of cap. little budding egg of a shroom beneath its cap has same rich red color, lots more yellow caul stuck onclse up of buding baby all covered in dirt and mucmmy big hand touching top of big mushroom 
it feels  very solid and smooth like dolphin
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
some days my boobs get so big my torso falls inside them
panel from new super girl comic
she's flying out of the frame with the saddest puppy face youve ever emagined. the perspective makes her look like a face over ginormous tits directly connected to her thighs.
The text reads
 [For the first time in a LONG time --] "Just leave it alone." [ -- I feel SORRY for MYSELF.] [And there's NOTHING worse than THAT.]
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
found a huge so red amanita sneaking around under the evil ivy #fungifriends
a very red like classic firetruck red amanita. cap is ~10" diameter. a triangle wedge is missing from cap revealing the big gills and fat stipethe triangle chunk missing from cap - it covers my fingers gill side of triange chunk from amanita cap. gills like thick story book
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
uncle energy #fungifriends
big round sorta lumpy beige cap with verrry thick spite barely visible. the cap is so shiny
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
shine bright like a gasoline explosion #fungifriends
bright gasoline flame orange with reddish center cap. very slimy. almost no caul remnants left: the rain has caused them to slide off.
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
#fungifriends
cluster of yellowbrown mushrooms growing on a stump
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
cup of rainwater #fungifriends
cream & white invert cone /cup shaped funguy with widely spaced gills half eaten by little buggies. it is bursting oit the needle-litter and the inside shimmers with rainwater
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
friend-shaped #fungifriends
red shiny jelly capped shroum with big fat white stipe, no skirt, and wider spaced flappy thick gils
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
this was my first tjme seeing these little buddies #fungifriends
very small shrum in needle-litter. they are ghostly pale translucent grey, no gills, jelly textured
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
always counting her very many little tiny feet
mz yazmin yzma kiss kitty bangbang sleeping on her pile pf stufed animuls on her fuaxfur rug on her on her heating pad on her chair in her kitchen with her door open (its cold)
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
decay yay #fungifriends
a whitsh mushrom fallen sideways. narrow close set gills and covered in ittybitty bugs feasting
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
we honor the goopy today
close up of very very small fruiting bodies: one beige and white like a decomposing octopus, one blurred out goop brown in background, and one little dark brown button  cap barely above the needle litter
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
what if your baby teeth sprouted after removal #fungifriends
very very small shroms in needle-litter. they are offwhite and crunchy potato looking, long stipes with inverted cone / cup-shaped caps, gill structures on the outside. even even smaller and wonkier shaped one is in blurred background.
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
some mornings are more difficult #fungifriends
two big shrums with caps shaped like an inside out umbrella, colored like pancakes. one little shroom, pale orange and flattopped, lies sideways betwix them
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
everything was glistening and gloopy from rain #fungifriends
baby shroom with remaịns of caul sticking to red cap. another even babiet shroom lurks in the background
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
#fungifriends
two large offwhite mushroms with cantaloupe yellow tops
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
its time for fungi #fungifriends
my large hand covering the top of a bright orange red flat mushroom cap which is about is as big as my hand
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
a pizza with a topping of skulls mostly on one side, on other it says none houses with left grief in a saucy font
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
gideon the ninth in skull paint & sunglasses in the Rosie the Riveter pose, saying
WE DO BONES MOTHERFUCKERS
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
saw this dog and felt like life is going to be ok
in the bed of a black truck, a golden retriever type dog shelters under a canopy-tent. ee's sticking er nose out & getting dripped on
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
cat licking her chops on her window seat
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
expanding foam + cardboard + sheet + paint
spooky rotten butt faced boy
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
she has difficult thoughts
miss kiss ponders eternity and her path in such a masochistic universe while i smoochy her head
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
brain to busy filing processing archiving this big busy happy day so we stay up until the machine is finished
top text: me smiling so they wont know I dissociated while they were talking to me
above picture of very small fluffy white poodly type with a sort of hehe vibe eyes slightly uncrossed and a little smile on
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
hello i am home
a raccoon looking beseechingly through a door screen
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
she thinks im special missions. i never told her i was. i never told her i was anything except jod from the dark ocean deep. and she never believed that. i wanted to leave her where i found her but i couldn't and i dont know why. - ancillary justice
ms toasted with socks kiss kitty bangbang being woken up mid snooze on my lap
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
yesterday i cleaned home with friend today i went on big adventure tomorrow is
vaporwave furby on its side on a white tiled floor
text reads:
I hope I die warmed by the life that I tried to live.
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
dinner
my hand in lower right corner holding a small frypan found at lowtide with a bit of mirror (found on trail) inside. its blue from the sky. the frypan is all dry silt and rust
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
what moon in the solar best represents you
plutos moon nix picture:
 a lumpy grey potato with brown and white butthole looking impact crater on the bottom end floating in the void
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
going out in public is super difficult im very proud of all us for struggling on someday the world will be a place we can relax and be valued until then, shit on every fascist
ms kitty, a toasted with socks style cat, makes some sort of weird face at the camera. her blue eyes are kinda crossed and she's got many whiskers
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
@doomsdayllc.bsky.social its new! its fresh! its hyperdelineated, hypoallergenic, and hypnotic!
a simple geometric cheeseburger ™️ 
above text that reads
CHEESEBURGER 
Cheeseburger チーズバーガー
DoomsdayLLC 25 May 2099
Cheeseburger (cheeseburger)
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
im looking for my big metal bowl
under the stairs a wicker duck (upside down) and a plastic bag of sticks maybe? canvases and styrophoam and angles oh my
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
she hides her white socks to absolve herself of sin
on fluffly white fake fur ms kitty sleeps crossiant style. one forepaw is covering her eyes and nose, and her tail mostly conceals her socks.
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
toasted with socks oh toasted with socks because of you god invented locks
screen shot of a tumnlr post
some sort of toasted-with-socks cat is using a shiny silver microwave as a cool spot to hang out
text below says: 
The fun thing about picking up a cat from the street is that they know a negative amount of rules and will commit entirely new crimes
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
yea im ok it just that
a really harassed looking tabby cat sat on a busted leather chair in a cluttered command pod with lots of buttons switches levers and doohickies. the cat is wearing shitty aviation headphones and smoking a cheap cigarette. 
text reads: me after getting drafted into WW3 cuz the rich people are mad at each other again
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ᴊᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ @vegetibalpotatee.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
the blsky mod appeal interface, my profile in the background. 
i wrote: hey mod team
your kinks & fetishes & sex hangups arent universal 
everybody with legs got a butt. cats and elephants and geckos got butts.
i know its a recent development, biologically speaking. perhaps the mod team is more familiar with jellyfish? they eat and poop with the same orifice.
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