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Vega the Bard 🔞

@vegathebard.bsky.social
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Forgotten fan fiction writer. Failed game dev. Adult artist by night. Ne’er-do-well.

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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 08/10/2026
Go back to where it all began and shine a light on the mysteries of Bright Falls in Alan Wake. Uncover the horrors of Silver Pines, a town somewhere on the edge of a nightmare and the waking world. Get the Silver Pines + Alan Wake Steam Bundle now: ow.ly/yR3z50ZVL20 #AlanWake #SilverPines
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Turtle-Brownie 💧🎭Team Tragedy🎭💧 @turtlebrownie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
millions must study anatomy
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Approx $85 in the UK. 20% tariff, innit? Still ridiculous for 4 models!
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Damn, I forgot that was a thing
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Boosted Bonobo | Comms Open |🍌 @boostedbonobo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🌟Opening commissions for September 😳 Dm me for prices and options if interested :> Thankies.
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Trench Crusade @trenchcrusade.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
++ RULEBOOK PREORDERS ARE OPEN ++ The first retail edition of the Trench Crusade rulebook is coming to stores this November! You can pre-order yours now. Find out more here: www.trenchcrusade.com/news/ruleboo... #trenchcrusade
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Cam カム 🔞 [SOS COLOMBIA 🇨🇴 ] [1/5] @pulpdirector.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I might not be the most affected by the tremors today, but I want to help my family get emergency supplies. If you'd like I'll be receiving donations or tips. Anythings helps, really. #mutualaid ko-fi.com/pulpdirector
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Modiphius @modiphius.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
🎲We're hiring! Modiphius is looking for a new Games Designer to join our team based in Nottingham. Based in the Nottingham studio, this is a full-time position in tabletop game design to help us deliver projects in 2027 and beyond! Apply here: buff.ly/5vT1puW #GamesDev #Hiring
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Fast forward to today. No progress made on the sale. Turns out the buyer disappeared and the estate agent isn’t taking calls. No closer to being free of the place than I was almost 2 years ago
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
April 2026, guy upstairs blocks the shared drainage pipe for that quadrant of the building, causing flooding in my apartment. Damages were quickly repaired and the police got involved for once, forced a confession from the guy upstairs but only gave him a warning
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
February 2026, cash buyer. Sale number 3 starts. In March of this year, the front door to the apartment was vandalised, allegedly by the guy upstairs but there’s no evidence. Police do nothing
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
January 2026, I had to pay the estate agents out of pocket and try again. Still paying bills and tax on a property I can’t live in
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Estate agents suggested putting the place up for auction, no sale. Auctioneers wanted to reserve the place for less than the price of the mortgage and take 20% of the sale
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
3 months in legal limbo, the first buyer dropped out suddenly. A month back on the market, apartment sold again. Second buyer went quiet for a month and then pulled out of the sale because I wouldn’t let them squat
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
March 2025, I put the place up for sale. Within a week, the guy upstairs tore my sign down. I contacted the police but nothing came of it. The apartment sold in May 2025
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
In September 2024, I moved out. Needed to get away. The improvement was instantaneous. Stayed with my parents while I cleaned the apartment up on weekend. The noise persisted when I was there
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
After the second year, the noise would be on and off around the clock. I worked from home, I wasn’t sleeping. I confronted the guy upstairs but he pretended he didn’t know what I was talking about
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Ever since I moved in, I kept hearing noise from the apartment upstairs. First it was music then, after a year, it was hammering and scraping on the floor in the middle of the night
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Been trying to sell my apartment for over a year but every time I think I’m making some headway, it all seems to suddenly fall through
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ᴄᴀʟᴜᴍ ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴛ @calumalexanderwatt.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
But Captain, it'snbkbjyujesusitshotfucjk
Tintin and the Captain are too hot
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Creative Assembly Official @creative-assembly.com · 06/06/2026
Your mistake, it was expensive. This is your last chance... Do you understand? #AlienIsolation2 Watch the reveal trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1-v...
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The Blemmyes, the playable pursuer from my 2014 MA board game. Designed, sculpted and printed by me (painted by fatcrowpainting)
A 3D printed miniature of a headless giant with its facial features in its stomach
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The alchemist, a bomb crafting plague doctor survivor/hunter from my 2014 MA board game. Designed, sculpted and printed by me (painted by fatcrowpainting)
A 3D printed miniature of a plague doctor in blue robes carrying bombs
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The ranger, a bow wielding hunter/survivor in an owl mask from my 2014 MA board game. Designed, sculpted and printed by me (painted by fatcrowpainting)
A 3D printed miniature of an archer in green cloth and brown leather wearing a white owl mask
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Another hunter/survivor from my 2014 MA board game. The “dex knight” was designed, sculpted and printed by me (painted by fatcrowpainting)
A 3D printed miniature of a knight in a yellow tabard with a longsword and shortsword
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Designed, sculpted and printed by me in 2014 (painted by fatcrowpainting on Instagram), the tank was one of the 4 playable hunters/survivors for my game. I’m aware the frog helm is a jousting helm but rule of cool
A 3D printed miniature from 2014 in full plate with a frog helm and red tower shield The back of the miniature in full plate with a frog helm and tower shield
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Dug up my board game prototype from my MA in 2014, tempted to reboot this thing but been out of the game for a while
A collection of cards, tiles and miniatures for a homemade board game on a garish black, red and white bedspread
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Deep cut, great sculpts!
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Too real
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 15/05/2026
Phasmophobia by Alan Wake is now live in Phasmophobia! Play the new event until June 2nd. Find Words of Power. Look for dolls in unexpected places. And as always, Ghost Hunters - stay in the light. www.youtube.com/watch?v=C900PpTX_Ew
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Phasmophobia by Alan Wake - Release Trailer
Become trapped in a story. Phasmophobia by Alan Wake, an in-game event created in collaboration with Remedy Entertainment, is available now as a free content update for Phasmophobia. The event runs from May 12th - June 2nd, 2026. Good luck, Ghost Hunters.
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Remember the back John Blanche's En Garde on Kickstarter because it's cool but also because they're going to contract me to draw things and I my food bowl is empty because I bought little metal dudes u-u
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
hero
4 panel cartoon

Panel 1: A very emotional blue guy with his fists clenched says “All evil needs to triumph…”

Panel 2: He gets even more emotional and continues “Is for good people to do nothing. That’s why…”

Panel 3: He yells heroically “I fight on Twitter!” he  puts his hands on his hips and looks sternly into the middle distance, sunlight fills the panel behind him and doves take flight in the background

Panel 4: Purple Guy leans into the panel and whispers “that’s the same as doing nothing”
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 19/04/2026
The way profit maxxing corpo culture has invaded every form of art through algorithms pushing people into daily posting is really weighing on me lately. Efficiency and regularity of making "content" being prized above all else feels so grim, man.
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 16/04/2026
Two twisted worlds collide. A new manuscript emerges out of the depths of the Dark Place. Alan Wake 2 comes to Phasmophobia in a free, limited time event. Phasmophobia by Alan Wake arrives May 12th to June 2nd on all platforms. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4025B6UAe78 #Phasmophobia #AlanWake2
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Phasmophobia x Alan Wake 2 Event Announce Trailer | Galaxies Spring 2026 Showcase
Don't miss the Alan Wake 2 free event in Phasmophobia starting May 12th!
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PlayStation @playstation.com · 01/04/2026
Your PlayStation Plus Monthly Games for April: 👿 Lords of the Fallen 🎒 Tomb Raider I-III Remastered ⚔️ Sword Art Online Fractured Daydream Full details play.st/4s3C8LR
Available from 04/07/2026 to 05/04/2026.
Monthly games accessible for duration of PS Plus subscription only.
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Pat Stares At WINGS @patstaresat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
THEY ARE SO RIGHT ABOUT THIS
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
That Cadian killteam should be Catachan.
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André Guindi 🪷👹🪷 @andreguindi.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I fear we’re gonna get a lot of mileage out of this Barret meme.
A single panel comic of Barret Wallace from FF7 disgustedly gesturing to a screenshot from nvidia’s atrocious DLSS 5 slop showcase, showing a photo of what was once Grace Ashcroft from Resident Evil Requiem standing in a dark foggy street, but now is a generic yassified AI model standing in a flatly lit Instagram environment. Barret’s text box reads “We’re killin’ the planet for THIS shit?”.
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Resident Evil @residentevil.capcomusa.com · 22/03/2026
A message to all our fans from the Resident Evil series executive producer, Jun Takeuchi, on our 30th anniversary. Our deepest thanks and appreciation to all of you. 🌿❤️
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Interesting combo. Caleb most definitely
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zaebucca @zaebucca.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Live on Twitch creating more overworld tilesets! #pixelart #twitch
A top down screen showing an elctric tower on a hill, by some train rails. A house with a parked, old looking green car is also seen. To the north, a beach, while to the south a river with some bridges can be seen!
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
From the pilot of "Head Lopper", animated by Project Studio Q (Japan) for an aborted series project based on the comics by Andrew MacLean (USA). Full video >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8FP...
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Different kind of HUNK
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Serge Birault @papaninja.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
And a very lazy one …
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 10/02/2026
10% off on Steam rn, btw! that's only $45!!!! ps5 and xbox out this evening!!!!! store.steampowered.com/app/3050900/...
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Save 10% on ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN on Steam
Paint the screen red and travel the cosmos in this bloodstained action adventure game! Witness the latest from Grasshopper Manufacture: the advent of ULTRA-VIOLENT SCIENCE FICTION!
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Phillip M Jackson @jollyjack.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I try to avoid blocking people. I find reading all opinions to be beneficial. They either bolster my own or prompt reassessment. People that post AI content, however, are blocked on sight, as AI does not offer an opinion or view. AI is white noise that drowns real voices out.
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Suzi Hunter @thespherehunter.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
It's been a long times since I played SH4 and on my recent revisit, I came away from the experience with a few mind blowing revelations. Please check out my SH4 video as we dissect and uncover the game's hidden real life nightmares and meaning! youtu.be/x1lXPIMdnTc?...
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SILENT HILL 4 The Horror of Being Seen
YouTube video by The Sphere Hunter
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Might be a snowball's chance in Hell but, hey, a couple of these have been stolen before and slapped on RedBubble tees without my permission, does that count as t-shirt design experience?
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Vega the Bard 🔞 @vegathebard.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Also why I like power armour in Fallout
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Phillip M Jackson @jollyjack.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Greenland is going to be his Poland. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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