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Vectrometer

@vectrometer.bsky.social
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Quantum Tyranitar of written persuasion 0x25 earth cycles completed I make poopenfartendiaper stuff. 🔞 vectrometer.carrd.co

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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 10h
Where did all that gas from the soda I drank 15 minutes ago go??? I didn't burp it out I didn't fart it out -where did it go-
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 10h
It's like when birds swallow stones to help them digest; the bones just assist in a way Also they were like, 1/100th of my size; the skull's gonna come out regardless 😁
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
accidentmaxxing + kidcorium
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
need me a onesie & full diap combo that says 'if I took this shit 65m years ago it'd power your car today'
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
god I'm weak to the noodly ones
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Locked in But not in a focused way, a trapped way At the top of a tall tower, stripped of all senses You are the key, but it'll take a hero moving a mountain from under your tail to unlock the door
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this fills me with a known dread
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's what I'm sayin!!
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jänê Döæ
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kaiju lax is cheating though!! Hrmph...
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
multiple people in the same body
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh yeah I'm on Fluxfur too btw, hit me up, I bite and chew and gnash and masticate
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if your tongue is a meter long where do you store the excess?
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Scooby and Velma are doggedly determined not to mix up the scooby snacks with the lax brownies
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"My diapers! I can't use the bathroom without my diapers!"
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bonus points if all your guts & organs are all made of more SAP tubes
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the poop has been doubled!
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wish my parents weren't so blinded by religion that they ignore what I'm telling them in front of their two goddamn ears. My plurality is not unhealthy if it fucking keeps me alive.
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
man had a dream that Ryan from Drag'n Wash had a slit instead kobold is confused that he said his balls stank so he squatted and pushed them out of his slit (along with his sheath) 'they're internal!' (the kobold passed out from blood loss through the nose)
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dad Groudon slaps his big fat belly to kickstart his old ass like a lawnmower roaring to life
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
-after pooping myself- shit! I forgot that I had to poop oh well
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm at the wood block factory, and hwahgrhpghrl
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I take no pity on hunters/adventurers that don't stack stench/poison resistance Don't come into my zone and then bitch and moan that your mega potions taste bad because my diaperfarts are "too stinky" for you to chug them while pinned underneath it!
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Deep ass cut
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me running the dungbeast dimension: yep that's a lot of poop @datahazard64.bsky.social running the diaper TF dimension: yep that's a lot of poop
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got a new treadmill before it gets cold, works great~
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Considering the number of farts, sneezes, coughs and belly laughs that've resulted in an accidentally loaded seat recently...
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What's your and your head kobold's favorite diaper onomatopoeia?
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah~ Either as a sticker, the print itself or the landing zone \3 Also, my fave's ABU still - LittlePawz, DinoRawrz and Alphagatorz are an immense vibe 83 (We're kinda spoiled for choice now though in this day & age; it's great 🫠)
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Push, sit, soak, rest Farting out all the dung at once and then peeing through it is ensuring you're just gonna blow out everywhere! (Though that in of itself can be hot, sometimes I just want a big poopy sack undertail x3)
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pasta, by far; mac & cheese with bacon goes hard \3 But if I just wanna POOP, I'll get a couple chicken cobb salads in me x3 Greens through a carnivore's gut works wonders (hint: they do that to everyone)
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TMI Tuesday, ask my diaper anything
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ʟᴜᴅɪs ◂ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜsʟʏ sᴍᴀʟʟ▸ @smallerludis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
huge messy
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I need to be looking at chemistry for character names, Tetrapyrrolic goes hard xD
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Now You Know The More You Know PSA
ALT: Now You Know The More You Know PSA
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I also take pleasure in being a creature that getting sandblasted would be a spa day kinda deal
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why did the universe decide that poop's default color (in most cases) would be brown? (I'm not complaining; after the 10,000th dump you start questioning the curiosities of the universe)
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Poop is a zero calorie food after all *snarf*
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am always pleasantly surprised at how many applications natively support inverted portrait on Android (when I need to charge my phone) x3
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well yeah the seat is already very dark (and stinky)
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
September is older than me by 11 years, goddamn
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Poor dragon; hope you feel better soon so the sneeze sharts don't carry all the ick with 'em! (Speaking as someone that physically can't avoid a sneeze shart below a certain Bristol scale level x3)
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the mod also has shit interaction planned too so we'll get our wishes soon™
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Zanac was my lightbulb moment, when games could be modular, have music that fits the theme, and is replayable even to this day? Yeah. Origin story. 😁
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hayley v2.5 @pubbysoft.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
babyfurs online: abbaba flbrrrrtrrch i going big poopyyy >w< babyfurs meeting the same people irl after talking for years about how much they both love poopy diapers: if i so much as fart i will be crucified on the spot for my heinous breach of social norms
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
alright more memes I guess xD
A black background with white text that reads "Post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of".
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
all you can see are my toes and ankles and the curvature of my diaper seat expanding .///. who's making these kaiju pamps anyway...
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
wait SAP is technically a dessicant Metroids turn things into dust when they eat energy ... are diapercritters Metroids?????
the baby.
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
JET I can't FUCKING BREATHE how do you make something like this that punches me in the balls AND the stomach at the same time
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Vectrometer @vectrometer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's only a pail party if all the dirty dragon diaps are all squirming in the pail! (Stars above help the kobold on changing duty...)
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