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Vector @vector-tooth-cat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It is 11PM on a Monday evening and someone's treadmill is attempting to connect to my television. Technology.

A TV screen. An overlay modal asks if I want to connect a fitness machine to this TV.

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Vector @vector-tooth-cat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

A tale: Samuelson Poppernutty Jr and the Applebee's Gift Card Incident

Hi dear

> Hello what's up?

I'm good and you

> I'm doing all right. Just finished my egg delivery route. Nearly six thousand eggs delivered today!

> Hopefully gonna earn the upgrade to my delivery bike next month.

Yh that good to hear dear

So wat are you her for

> I'm here to find fun or love or maybe someone to help me with my novelty soda flavor startup.

> How about you?

Okay dear am here for fun and sweetie [heart face emoji]

> that's super cool! What kind of guy are you looking for?

> My mother says that I am very handsome and I have a great job and a very huge shoe size iykwim

A guy who will love me and cared for me

> That's very sweet. I am currently married but it's not going well. My wife's boyfriend is always mean to me whenever I host a board game night.

Okay dear, so will you ndfty

> The winner gets to have sex with her but I think he always cheats at Catan. I can't call him out on it though or he won't let me watch them later.

Marry me.

Babe that bad but you have me now right

> Whoa hold on! We only just started talking!

Where are you in USA

> I'm in Milwaukee

> Where are you at?

Yh I know have been fooled a lot that why ,I don't want to be pain again

Am in Racine, 30 mins away from you

> Wow that's perfect!

Yes dear

> Incredible coincidence. Can we meet?

Yh when do you want that to be

> Me and my wife and my wife's boyfriend are having a game night tomorrow, but what about friday?

Okay that fine dear, where am I going to come meet you

> Do you like hardee's? There's one in Cudahy

> It's where me and my wife met when she ordered a Big Mac in the Drive-Thru and I fell in love with the sound of her voice.

Okay dear, but babe there is a problem

> Oh no? Are you allergic to sesame seeds?

No dear, I don't have money for transport

> Oh fuck oh no oh nooooo oh fuckking fuck no shit oh hell no NOOOO OH FUCK FUCKING NO THIS CAN'T BE TRUE HOLY HELL NO

> We're gonna get through this

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Vector @vector-tooth-cat.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Picture perfect and a domineering German

> [Very blurry and dim photo of my forehead]

> Sorry for bad lighting and blurry angle it's dark and I had to be quick because my wife's boyfriend is visiting and he doesn't like me using my phone this late at night.

Can't see you very well

> I'm sorry I have to keep my phone hidden because my wife's boyfriend Hans doesn't like it that I might be talking to women without his permission

You can go to the bathroom and take mirror pic of you

You there

> Yes hold on

Okay

Am waiting on you

??

> Hey

> I tried to get up and go to the bathroom but my wife's boyfriend doesn't want me to leave his sight right now :(

> He almost confiscated my phone again

have you set up the app

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Vector @vector-tooth-cat.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Technical difficulties and too many casseroles

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Honey!?

> Hold on, it's installing

when you get it installeing let me know

Have you get

> Okay it's installed but I'm having trouble

what happened

> It's trying to verify my phone number by sending a code to my phone

Yea you will see the code

> I can't see the code

Yes put the code on it

why can't you see the code

> It's trying to send me a text message to my phone number

Yes

have you not see the code

> The phone number can't receive text messages

Why

> It's a fax machine

can't you try another number

> Oh I didn't think of that. Hold on

Okay

Am waiting on you

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Honey

[Several hours pass]

Hey

> Hello!

How are you doing

> Pretty tired. Just about to head to bed soon. How are you, babe?

Am doing well and you

> I am pretty tired. Just going to head to bed soon, like I said.

Have you get set up the app

> OH YEAH I almost forgot to do that.

send me your number let me text you

> I had to wait until I got home after the funeral. They had a mix-up in the announcement and accidentally 19 people brought a casserole, so there was way too much food and we had to stay until it was all gone. I think four people actually got sick and barfed

what are you say about

> My uncle rico made this crazy ham and guacamole casserole that had a ridiculous peanut sauce and it was incredible but I think it's giving me crazy heartburn.

Sorry

> I was just talking about my day. It was pretty hectic. It's not common to attend a cheetah funeral.

send me pic of you

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Vector @vector-tooth-cat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Game meme (late). Could've refined it further, but I'm groggy lol.

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Vector @vector-tooth-cat.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

A photo of an extremely disheveled kitten

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Vector @vector-tooth-cat.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Love and ass? I am very pleased with this prospect. xkcd.com/1525/

Asking the "Emoji 8 Ball" a question, "what will happen for me in 2026?" It responds with a heart emoji and a peach emoji.

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Vector @vector-tooth-cat.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Never posted my ref online yet, but here it is! 🎨: @pyrohusky.bsky.social

A character reference sheet for Vector, a brown-furred anthropomorphic smilodon (sabertooth cat)

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Vector @vector-tooth-cat.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Okay, cool, but what is a "slutcloud"?

A silly internet alignment test result related to non-monogomy. My dot lands within the "polycule slutcloud" quadrant.

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Vector @vector-tooth-cat.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Latest impulse purchase. Who plays?

A mahjong set on display in a Costco. It comes with a spiffy carrying case.

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Vector @vector-tooth-cat.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

This museum has a BlackBerry and iPhone on display in the historic phones exhibit. I have dissolved into ash and blown away in a gust of wind.

A museum display of a traditional BlackBerry smartphone with QWERTY keyboard, and an original iPhone from 2007

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Vector @vector-tooth-cat.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Hey there ~ A gorgeous depiction of my big cat self, drawn by the one and only @timebombdogart.bsky.social

A digital drawing of Vector, a brown-furred brown-haired sabertooth cat. He's sitting and glancing back over his shoulder with a grin.

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Vector @vector-tooth-cat.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

The #AWU2025 poker chip set! This was the set that was auctioned for charity. This year, the chips in the two prize sets were given unique designs that feature the AWU mascot characters. This is a beautiful and functional memento that will likely last for decades, and I am so happy to take it home.

A photograph of the poker chip set in its padded latching carrying case on a wooden table. There are ten rows of chips in five different denominations. There are two decks of cards in the case.

Close-up of the blue 25 point chip and black 100 point chip. The blue 25 chip features an image of AWU mascot Carver. The black 100 chip features AWU mascot Spike. Both characters are in pirate garb.

Close-up photo of the orange 5 point chip and yellow 500 point chip. The yellow chip features a drawing of AWU mascot Price dressed in pirate garb.

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Vector @vector-tooth-cat.bsky.social · 18/09/2024

I guess this makes me an early adopter? Yay!

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Vector @vector-tooth-cat.bsky.social · 18/04/2024

And soon a microwaved frozen burrito.

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