Durant
@vdurantv.bsky.social
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Trying to be something but all i've become is an embarrassment. [I play games, lots of them] PFP by: @Gicianl.bsky.social Discord:_durant
Trying to be something but all i've become is an embarrassment. [I play games, lots of them] PFP by: @Gicianl.bsky.social Discord:_durant
![[the investigation has not been going well.]
[my client has asked me to cover his shift at this 'KRUSTY KRAB' place.]
[why did i say YES?? that stupid SNAIL can take care of ITSELF!!]
[i dunno. i thought it'd be funny.]
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[it's not funny.]
[i don't know how to use this thing.]
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AMELIA: "aagh!!"
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AMELIA: "aAAAAAAAGH!!!"
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AMELIA: "I WILL POUND THIS UTENSIL INTO THE SANDS —you're NEXT you spongy lookalike—"
SQUIDWARD: "spongebob i need one SQUID GAME burger—"
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SQUIDWARD: "waaaaait a MINUTE."
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SQUIDWARD: ".... you got HAIR?"
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SQUIDWARD: "... before ME??"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreickcp6smg4nijwouveh7htkmzcg6dayqkavmfr7jhkreytmjbefr4)
![SQUIDWARD: "oh, the HUMILIATION! —i've tried EVERYTHING, spongebob... wigs... magic pencils... RITUALS...."
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SQUIDWARD: "i IMPLORE! teach me your annoying ways! —then i may finally be at PEACE...."
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AMELIA: "yeah, uh... SURE, squid-guy..."
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AMELIA: "... i got some MEDICINE you can take...."
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[LATER....]
AMELIA: (wrong one. wrong one, amelia. BLUE is the concoction. GREEN is the SNAIL PLASMA. get it RIGHT you KELP-FOR-BRAINS.)
SPONGEBOB: "WOW! you got a new friend for gary? thanks, ol' DOPPELBUDDY!"
GARY: "meow?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreih2asiy3xa4gxtfyz35ranuysxdigkxnrbtomtyhjqso77vsk7txi)
