Sign in

ⓋBeard 🌱

@vbeard.bsky.social
827 followers 521 following 457 posts

● 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ● BSL 🤙 ● House music 🎵 ● SUP 🏄🏻‍♂️ ● Movies 🎞 ● Vegan 🌱 ● Pigoneer x2 🐖 ● Edinburgh Marathon 2027 🏃🏻‍♂️ www.justgiving.com/page/v-beard?utm…

PostsRepliesMedia
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DANGER! Use of Ai slop
040 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DANGER Use of Ai slop
0322 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ai slop warning sign
000 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Is that how you spell it BBC yeah?? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
BBC News reporting on wildfires in Scotland, but spelling it wrong.
000 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Dotty the English bulldog sits patiently for her ball to be thrown
011 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Repost wth the Russian agent who spies on your posts
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Ivan Danko from the 80s movie Red Heat
010 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Triple figures!! 💚💚🙏🏼
Screenshot of my just giving profile showing the current total of £110, 7% of the £1500 target
000 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Raised 12 quid already in just 1 month of shopping like normal but registering with @easyfundraising.bsky.social #vegan #charity #veganfortheanimals
Screenshot of my justgiving total so far, £12.42 in just a month
040 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A stop sign, altered to say SLOP, indicating AI has been used.
010 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
#Vegan, chipotle chicken and chorizo nachos for 1. Washed down with a root beer 💚 Watching The Patriot on 4K Bluray
Tortilla chips topped with vegan, chicken and chorizo, onions, peppers, jalapenos and corriander
110 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
OOMF these are tasty! #truedates
An open bag of true dates.
Real pitted dates with the strong flavour of sour watermelon. The bag has green and white stripes and pictures of the sour watermelon candy you can buy, with a large image of a date in the middle
010 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Plenty to munch on I'm my back garden #nationalpigeonday
A pigeon decides what to eat on a bird feeding buffet in an English garden
170 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
@beevive_uk providing the life saving goodies for our rapidly declining bee population #vegan #veganfortheanimals #beevive
073 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A quick video of my amazing time at @farssanctuary.bsky.social It was such an inspiring visit, I've decided to run the Edinburgh Marathon next year and hopefully raise them some cash #vegan #fortheanimals #animalsanctuary www.justgiving.com/page/v-beard...
3226 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Aah just beginning to turn brown. The skin just falls off, soft and sweet inside: the PERFECT time to eat a banana. Any earlier, and you should be thrown in jail!
A small banana, just beginning to speckle with brown spots (meaning it's the perfect time to be eaten)
000 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Tiny bee stopped by for a pit stop 💚
A small bee is resting on a small human hand
010 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Cannot believe my dream of seeing The Room in an enthusiastic and packed cinema tomorrow is coming true, thanks to Cultplex Manchester. There's even a post movie Q&A with actor Greg Sestero! 🙌🏼 #moviesky #filmsky
Promo shot of the three main stars of Tommy Wiseau's The Room (2003). Juliette Daniel's (L), Tommy (centre) and Greg Sestero (R) Juliette wears a red dress , while the two fellas wear tuxedos
000 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Beer float appears to be smiling and waving
221 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The irony... @katskratchh.bsky.social 😩💚
A screenshot of a blue sky user posting about the fact the pet death algorithm has gone a bit OTT, and directly below, a post about yet another pet death...
000 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
💚💚😍
Dotty the Bulldog barks at mom to throw her red and yellow ball to chase, at the park. She has a nose covered in grass
000 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The front of an orange paddleboard on a lake, with clear blue sky above
000 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The front of an orange paddleboard on a lake with clear blue sky above. (Delamere lake, Cheshire, UK)
120 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Dotty apparently enjoying this Masters #Snooker Semi-Final on #BBC between Trump and Higgins #dogsky #petsky
Dotty the Bulldog watching the thrilling semi-final match at the masters. Higgins Vs Trump
030 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched #letterboxd
A screenshot of V-Beards Letterboxd profile, showing his last four watched films: Only God Forgives, Alienator, Dark Angel (I Come In Peace) and Nuremberg.
050 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
#lastfourwatched #letterboxd #filmsky
Screenshot of V-Beard's Letterboxd profile showing the last 4 movies he watched: Stargate, Mac & Me, Downfall and World Gone Wild.
070 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Now watching: Robot Jox dir. Stuart Gordon 1989 #nw #nowwatching #filmsky
Promo poster for the 1989 movie Robot Jox. Two giant robots face off from each other with a back drop of flames and explosions. A referee drone hovers in the top left corner
011 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Easy
Movie Poster for Sunshine on Leith. A bloke holds aloft his girlfriend while she reaches up, arms akimbo, against a simple Edinburgh skyline backdrop, and a huge setting sun, as is common in Scotland.
110 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
#nowwatching #nw #filmsky Daylight, dir. Rob Cohen, 1996
Movie poster for Daylight. A silhouette of two figures are waist deep in water inside the Jersey Tunnel, lit from behind by flames
100 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Last for watched #filmsky #letterboxd #lastfourwatched
A screenshot of V-Beard's Letterboxd profile, showing the last four watched movies: Night of the Juggler, The Third Man, But I'm A Cheerleader, Drew: The Man Behind The Poster.
070 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Now watching: Night of the Juggler (1980) directed by Robert Butler and staring the handsome bastard James Brolin #filmsky
New poster art for the 4K release of Night of the Juggler (1980)
010 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
#lastfourwatched #letterboxd, #filmsky Happy New Year Bluesky
A screenshot of V-Beard's Letterboxd profile, including top four, and last four watched- the first four kickboxer movies, for some reason...
140 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy Holidays from Dotty and V-Beard 🙌🏼💚🌱🎅
Dotty the Bulldog on her way to grandads for Christmas day. She gets car sick and her face shows it
020 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I'm making this boxing day... delish! 💚🌱
A festive vegan lunch, of Plant based bacon, sprouts, gnocchi, thyme, dried cranberries and walnuts
040 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Last four watched: #letterboxd #lastfourwatched #filmsky Happy Holidays (my second vegan Christmas!) 💚🌱
A letterboxd profile screenshot, showing V-Beard's four favourite films of all time and the four most recently watched: Gremlins, Home Alone, A Muppet Christmas Carol and Die Hard
0120 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Dotty the Bulldog barks at her mum in the park, so she will throw the ball for her to chase. Dotty is wearing her pink tartan winter coat
1100 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
That lolly pop looks tasty dad...
Dotty the Bulldog giving her dad the "can i have a lick of your lolly pop?" look.
010 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
@mhairiforrest.bsky.social
A BSL protest sign to show solidarity with all Americans standing up to fascisism and the looming dictatorship
020 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
200 down... 800 more to go! @protectthewild.bsky.social
A leaflet asking for support in Protect The Wilds campaign to ACTUALLY end fox hunting
010 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Yep... she's still fuming at me for leaving 🥺
Dotty the Bulldog sits in her bed, looking at the camera. Her face suggests she might be the most abused dog that ever lived but nothing could be further from the truth.
030 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Same... 😰😰
Dotty the Bulldog lays on the tatty rug next to her hooman, fed up with the heat.
030 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Post an unusual sign if you feel like it
A sign saying Chindian Combo, advertising an Indian and Chinese restaurant, and the food they serve such as Combo Korma, Combo Masala and combo sweet and sour.
000 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The main character. The scene stealer.
Michael Caine as Ebeneezer Scrooge, in a Muppets Christmas Carol.Mr Applegate. A character from A Muppets Christmas Carol, in which he begs Mr Scrooge for more time to pay his mortgage- and stealing the scene in the process.
000 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
This is now the only VHS i own 😔
A VHS cassette tape alongside it's empty shell casing, of the The Prodigy Electronic Punks film. A documentary and music video showcase from 1995.
110 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I'm VERY suspicious of anyone that doesn't make or draw a dick at any given opportunity. Here is a pie i made
I freshly made pie just before it goes into the oven. It has lovely fork-crimped edges, and a cock and balls (complete with ejaculation) etched into the pastry lid.
000 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
When you order Zac Efron from Temu
On the left, a photo of Zac Efron while filming The Iron Claw. On the right a hospital training mannequin, which vaguely resembles a bashed up Zac Efron.
000 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
If you see this, post the most recent picture from your camera roll.
Photograph of a vegan chocolate bar in blue and orange packaging.
Buttermilk is the brand, and honeycomb blast is the variety.
000 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Literally blended alive
A lone, day old, baby, male chick stands on a conveyor belt, about to drop into a macerator, liquidizing him because he is of no use to the egg industry. Two humans look on without emotion.
010 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I did a tribute 😁
VBeard in a rare moment of being beardless does his best impression of Tom Hardy doing his best impression of Charles Bronson, by donning some circular specs and twisting his tash while grinning maniacally.
110 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Go vegan they said... it's easier than ever they said... 😰
A huge jug of onion, garlic, corriander and spinach bubbles away after being freshly blended. It will serve as the base for my mexican green rice
020 0
ⓋBeard 🌱 @vbeard.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Have to take Dotty to the park in her doggy-buggy now as her legs and hips get so sore and she just doesnt have the strength to walk there anymore. Another side effect of inbreading to go with all her others. Love spoiling her rotten 🥰
Dotty the bulldog lays on the grass chewing her squeaky ball in the local park. The sun shines through the trees and her doggy buggy is parked up on the right.
000 0