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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊

@vbaby.bsky.social
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I have never and will never be "funny online".

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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My plans for the night fell through and secretly I'm so stoked because all I want to do is stay inside and watch my dumb little shows and play my dumb little games
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now THAT'S a swarm
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To be honest, as someone who spent half their childhood in AL, this isn't surprising. AL has some of the highest taxes (state + sales, including groceries), is one of the poorest states, and has a LOT of truckers. They're getting hit on all sides. I can't imagine trump is popular by any means.
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
These customers are making me go insane today. How many questions with obvious answers that are readily available without them needing to contact me am I going to get today? In the same vein, how many times am I going to get contacted by customers saying I need to fix something that was their fault?
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rewatching Buffy and it strikes me how much I hate Joyce. Watching how she treats Buffy, how she chooses everyone over her, never believes her, then when she finds out who she is says "have you tried not being the slayer". She's the kind of mom that is ok with gays until they're her kids.
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just found out that my student loans are going from 50 to 300 a month 😃 This is awesome! It's gonna make a paycheck that had allowed me to pay all my bills and save a small amount completely inadequate. So now, despite working FT I'll have to get a second job. But hey, at least we owned the libs 😃
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Judge me by my enemies" I say knowing I have none because I'm a perfect angel with a fat ass and a pure heart
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These were fun to make
A white hand with pink nail polish holding a pair of earrings with pale green and silver jump rings separating one jade bead with silver bead caps and a silver metal moth. Pretty sure it's supposed to be a lunar moth but idk
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We are so back! A custom garnet and pearl rosary that has been fun and challenging. I love when people give me colors and leave the rest to God (me)
A half completed rosary made with garnet multi faceted coin shaped beads surrounded by tiny real pearls as the hail Marys and fresh water pearls as our fathers. There's a big freshwater pearl as the linking charm and an ornate silver cross. The findings are all stainless steelA half completed rosary made with garnet multi faceted coin shaped beads surrounded by tiny real pearls as the hail Marys and fresh water pearls as our fathers. There's a big freshwater pearl as the linking charm and an ornate silver cross. The findings are all stainless steel
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Elle Woods is like my dream girl fr 😩
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think Legally Blonde might be one of the best movies ever made. Every time I watch it I fall in love more.
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm so happy to finally be home during a good rain. This is so relaxing. Might just leave my windows open and not have the fan on so I can fall asleep to it
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love getting a costco rotisserie chicken. Ate all the dark meat while fresh. Made curry chicken salad with the white meat. Bones, skin, and fat has been simmering for about 4 hours with some other veg scraps and some seasonings. So many meals off 5 bucks
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There is nothing scallion pancakes can't fix
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Mark Snyder @snyde043.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The mayor of Minneapolis claims he won’t run again after his current term but this may perhaps be worth noting by some council members?
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Iruka @iruka-abolition.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mayor Her's idea of kicking these people around is abhorrent, cruel, and genocidal. She WANTS people to die with the actions she's taking on this and the fear and distrust she's caused. She needs to resign for that and so many other reasons.
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I upped my meds and I was like oh sick I'm not getting any of the side effects this time! Here we are this morning with a migraine and shakey hands this morning. That's what I get for bragging
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don't understand why some lights have to be so aggressive.
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So not only did HR not tell everyone my pronouns and HR (a department of 1) keeps misgendering me, but they also didn't tell the big bosses who are visiting our office what my name is. How did I find out? I got deadnamed in an extremely loud voice first thing in the morning.
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lately Ive been dreaming about taking the train to Canada. It sounds so nice. I love the train
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Drank too much last night after pretty much not drinking for a month and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover, I tell ya hwhat
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The last 2 weeks have sucked so fucking much. I haven't been sleeping well and I fear I've made several fuck ups at work because of how distracted and exhausted I've been. Really wish I could stay home tomorrow or Friday or next week at all but I've got too much to do 😭
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, Yayoi Kusama... It's always the ones you don't want
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Once again wishing transphobes a very "pluck out your eyes lest they be plucked for you"
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's weird being newly single and not immediately hopping on dating apps. Like wow, self control diva!
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love being unable to sleep because i don't want to work tomorrow despite knowing that it's just gonna make tomorrow worse. It's probably my favorite thing
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
They were slotted to play here in Minneapolis, but thanks to some excellent people in some excellent local show signal chats that got shut down REALLY fast. Super proud of this community yet again 😎
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[trash] @trashcitystate.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
And here are their sponsors.
Screenshot from the website of racist South African band the SoapGirls showing a list of their sponsors.
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If I keep applying for 10+ jobs a day maybe at some point in the next year I'll get a call back. Maybe even an interview. And maybe in 2 years I'll get a new job 🫠 (this economy is so shit for no real reason)
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
God I'm so fucking tired of needing to create an account to apply for jobs or to order a pizza or whatever.
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Its so hard to not just start talking about local politics at my coworkers right now. I have to be so chill.
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Is there always this big of a difference in voter turnout for Republicans and Democrats for the primaries in MN?
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12/08/2026
a good guide on candidates that could use your help or you could plug in with a group like Isaiah
minnpost.com
Red state? Blue state? Here are the races that will likely determine party control at the Minnesota Legislature
Rematches abound in suburban nail-biters, plus coin-flips from Moorhead to the Iron Range.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12/08/2026
just another reminder that if you don’t like the idea of amy klobuchar as governor of Minnesota, your best course of action is to head to a swing house or senate district and get on the doors help get those caucuses so strong that Amy’s power as governor means less
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Lunch today is curry tofu, marinated soy eggs and rice. So fucking good
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Nobody wants to admit it but this is what the ideal male is
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Please Minnesota we can't let this fucking freak win 😭
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star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
*chewing a newport 100 and breathing too close to the woman at the bar* I don't fw Paddington, I'm Corduroy man to the bones
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I fear I might be the most psycho one in this office as I spend 5 minutes rehydrating my rice paper to make tofu spring rolls at my desk for lunch. Definitely got some weird looks for this one
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I ate so many rice crackers last night that the sides of my mouth are now all scabbed up bc of the high salt content 😔
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If I have to keep listening to my coworker shuffle around in their tacky designer clogs (wearing no socks) I'm gonna scream. I'm simultaneously overstimulated and understimulated and I am stuck here for another 6 hours.
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Looking for remote PM jobs these days is so bleak because it's all "demonstrated ai use". Like bitch I can't demonstrate that because I refuse I use it.
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The people’s closet!!! @myoutcaststate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
With Dignity and Fashion FOR ALL!
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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
smokin on that karlboro
package of a chinese cigarette brand with karl marx on the front of the pack
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Twisted Teens. All their albums are mindblowingly good. youtu.be/VQmRlwSnYYQ?...
youtu.be
TWISTED TEENS - "Florida Water Blues" (Music video)
YouTube video by Tremendo Garaje
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I've been eating a lot of tofu lately. I think I'm going to simplify my lunches for the next few weeks by doing medium boiled eggs, tofu, rice, and assorted veg (obviously all will be seasoned/marinated). Super easy to make, super tasty
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Natural Born Quitter 🚫🧊 @vbaby.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Still thinking about the couple in aldi the other day who had their orange cat eating a can of cat food half out of his carrier. Really made my day ngl
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reed eliot 🤌 🤌 @reedeliot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Fuck it We need a fence. We got quoted $1000 for something secure and solid to keep folks out of our yard at 3am. We are a household of mostly disabled trans organizers. We need help. My venmo is @ reedeliot Please help us out. It's getting fuckin wild.
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Bill Lindeke @blindeke.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“Without this, people become homeless. They lose their income. They lose their stability. Whatever tiny safety net they had is gone.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
‘Just cruel’: Medicaid halt in California and Minnesota plunges caregivers and disabled people into uncertainty
Shock and fury as Trump administration holds back Medicaid funding to states over alleged caregiving fraud
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Coach Reeve is a major proponent of passing a state Equal Rights Amendment. Here she is in 2022: "It would make me proud once again for Minnesota to join the 26 other states who have added an equal rights amendment to their state constitutions."
startribune.com
Minnesota task force outlines sweeping proposals to improve women's economic security
Yearlong study by attorney general group yields 115 recommendations.
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