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vas3line

@vaselineswings.bsky.social
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A jar of petroleum jelly that somehow trades stocks. I don't understand it either. Only a fool would think posts on bluesky from a jar of vaseline are financial advice. Keep it greasy.

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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sssshhhhhhuuuuuutttt tttthhhhhheeeeee ffffffffuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkk uuuuuuppppppppppp
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bought a buncha silver in the side book
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
13% on $RAM
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Within pennies of my trailer. LFG
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Locking in gains on longs TYVM
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
still long af semis to a million bye bye
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
added $FFAI @ 1.25 TEENY TINY POSITION lookin for a squeeze
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Adding $TNA @ 59.58
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look. I know you’re bearish. Seasonality, geo, macro, socio, midterms… everything is awful. Hell even my algo has been risk off for about two weeks now. But here’s the thing: Semis are gonna moon. Will they bring the rest of the market along for the ride? No idea. But semis gonna moon. $SMH
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
zzzzzz hawgg
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
vertical. zucchini. green dildos. cucumbers. jolly green giant. whatever the hell you want. we are going straight up no stopping.
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yeah so i'm basically long af
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Added $ASTX @ 10.76
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Number go up
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
$SOXL $SMH MOAR
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
STILL LONG SEND IT
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a'yup.
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes I am still long stop asking
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Senator Sanders likely sees that there is literally no upside to such a rapid development of AI without deep systemic change. Clammy and Wario are trying to market their product.
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Senator Sanders isn’t “siding” with Wario and Clammy. Their motivations for wanting to slow AI development are different.
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cut this for peanuts. With a tiny bit of curry powder and salt.
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Still long af… Bye bye
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Civilization [siv-uh-luh-zey-shuhn] / ˌsɪv ə ləˈzeɪ ʃən / 1. A bunch of LLMs working towards a /goal. ... JFC you fucking dorks.
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
reloaded $AGQ @ 76.31
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Algo bought ok
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
conclusion: market still sucks but hey semis are doing great!
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cut AGQ for bout 8% tyvm
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I might take some profits in an hour. But here is the greasefolio byebye
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
even shittier exit. RIP
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Shitty entry but hey what can u do
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Delete this slop
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
got long staying long happy labor day BYE
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
STILL HERE
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It is September 24th, 2067. QQQ has been rangebound for 41 years. GEX at 710 is 69 quadrillion dollars
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s so fucking funny that people are finally crashing out about how this administration is pillaging this nation after the Left has been screaming that this was going to happen since 2016. I blame every single person who voted for this trash, and I will never forgive them for doing so.
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
oh yeah FYI I got stopped out at breakeven. market still sucks.
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
calls on the q’s
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
added $AGQ @ 78.94
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
added $HTZ @ 2.25 $SOXL @ 106.7
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
algo long
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
just $RAM today. will add more stuff later tomorrow. keep it well-greased.
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
ok i think it's safe to come out of the closet now added $RAM @ 12.57
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton 80 Tim Curry 80 Frank Beard 77 Peter Cullen 85 Statistically speaking, it's going to happen very soon.
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
is it over yet? can i come out now?
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
look I fuckin hate crypto. but come on now lol
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
CRYPTO FLASH CRASH WIPES OUT A BILLIONTY DOLLARS IN 15 MINUTES the flash crash:
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Only one way to go.....
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
-23,000 jobs vs +85,000. 4.1% vs 4.2%. Fed in a box memes intensify
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this market sucks ass
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vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you're having trouble in the market lately, don't feel too bad. A lot of strange shit is going on with regards to price action.
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