vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 09/10/2026sssshhhhhhuuuuuutttt tttthhhhhheeeeee ffffffffuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkk uuuuuuppppppppppp 000 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026added $FFAI @ 1.25 TEENY TINY POSITION lookin for a squeeze 000 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Look. I know you’re bearish. Seasonality, geo, macro, socio, midterms… everything is awful. Hell even my algo has been risk off for about two weeks now. But here’s the thing: Semis are gonna moon. Will they bring the rest of the market along for the ride? No idea. But semis gonna moon. $SMH 000 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026vertical. zucchini. green dildos. cucumbers. jolly green giant. whatever the hell you want. we are going straight up no stopping. 000 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Senator Sanders isn’t “siding” with Wario and Clammy. Their motivations for wanting to slow AI development are different. 100 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Civilization [siv-uh-luh-zey-shuhn] / ˌsɪv ə ləˈzeɪ ʃən / 1. A bunch of LLMs working towards a /goal. ... JFC you fucking dorks. 000 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026conclusion: market still sucks but hey semis are doing great! 000 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I might take some profits in an hour. But here is the greasefolio byebye 000 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It is September 24th, 2067. QQQ has been rangebound for 41 years. GEX at 710 is 69 quadrillion dollars 000 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It’s so fucking funny that people are finally crashing out about how this administration is pillaging this nation after the Left has been screaming that this was going to happen since 2016. I blame every single person who voted for this trash, and I will never forgive them for doing so. 000 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026just $RAM today. will add more stuff later tomorrow. keep it well-greased. 000 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026ok i think it's safe to come out of the closet now added $RAM @ 12.57 000 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Dolly Parton 80 Tim Curry 80 Frank Beard 77 Peter Cullen 85 Statistically speaking, it's going to happen very soon. 000 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 22/08/2026CRYPTO FLASH CRASH WIPES OUT A BILLIONTY DOLLARS IN 15 MINUTES the flash crash: 100 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 07/08/2026-23,000 jobs vs +85,000. 4.1% vs 4.2%. Fed in a box memes intensify 000 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If you're having trouble in the market lately, don't feel too bad. A lot of strange shit is going on with regards to price action. 000 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 04/08/2026ok one more try.... 712p 0dte on the q's @ .95 000 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 04/08/2026hmmmmmm added $PLTZ @ 20.42 Kind of a pivot wrt gamma. 100 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Wait wait you're telling me PLCs for WATER infrastructure systems were connected directly to the internet?? lmfao bro this country. At least I'll never be out of my day job. 000 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Sooooooooo that's a -1.06 % June and -0.13% July for ol' $SPX. 100 0
vas3line @vaselineswings.bsky.social · 30/07/2026$SMH back to its call wall at 580 into September opex 100 0