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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶

@varrichousetethras.bsky.social
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“Well, shit. I'm just a businessman and a storyteller.” #DragonAge #DARP

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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“Maybe, maybe not. Sometimes I write under a different pen name. Regardless, the Seeker seems to like them.” @allegrafilomena.bsky.social
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
“I don’t think anyone could compete with that.”
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"Hey, to each his own."
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"Why question it? Is there a problem?"
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"You make it sound like a bad thing."
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"Oh Hawke....there you go again with your theories..."
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
“Well, shit. You’re no fun.”
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
“Varric Tethras, at your service.”
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“I get it, Seeker. You’re still sore after our little spat.”
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Nova @elvengraces.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
he's being very brave #dragonage
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
"I'm sorry, when was this? I don't recall any of it, unless it was a dream."
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
"Which dog? There are many."
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
“Aww shucks, you’re too kind.” *said sarcastically and drank some ale*
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
“Come again?”
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"Good, it would be great if you would stop now so I have some time to heal. I could use a break from Choir Boy for a while."
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"I'm here, aren't I?"
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Varric sat at his usual table in the tavern and jot down some ideas for the sequel to "Swords & Shields." He begins to write a draft of the first chapter, tapping his quill on his chin as he thinks of the next paragraph to write, looking around the room for inspiration."
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"It's because of my chest hair, isn't it?"
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"I've survived this long and published many stories. I guess I'm one of the lucky ones."
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"Where do people even get their information from?"
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
*laughing loudly* “I’m sorry but, that one was pretty funny. That elf could never get over himself. The grumpiest soul I’ve ever met in my life, and that’s saying something compared to my brother Bartrand.”
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
“No, but I bet Hawke wouldn’t mind that one bit.”
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"She never leaves my sight, who's doing this?"
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
“Been there, done that. She wasn’t very happy with me.”
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
You usually “waffle” between decisions to avoid conflict and make everyone happy. Remember, Hawke - diplomacy gets you square pancakes. 🧇 🥞
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Aha! So you do like Waffles. 🧇
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"Arranged marriage? To whom I wonder? I suppose it should be obvious, right?" *smirked*
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
*mocking laugh* "What? That's none of your business what I do with my crossbow."
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
"You are not well, Chuckles. How much elfroot have you smoked?"
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
"And...? Is there a punchline here?"
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
"What is the 'real' story of how Bianca came into my possession? The Hanged Man was a tavern I frequented in Kirkwall. A bunch of slavers came in one night and tried to take the place over. I stepped in and helped clean them out. After cleaning up the mess, I found the crossbow left behind."
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
"Well? How should I know? I'm a crossbow kind of guy."
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
"That is precisely one of the things we do in the Guild - quite entertaining and plenty of observations to take note of."
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
"Alright, alright, fine. Where did I actually get Bianca? If you really must know...it was a gift from some old beggar who then quite mysteriously vanished into thin air. Never saw him again after that."
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
"That's news to me."
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
“Oh, Miss Bianca…you’ve been a very bad girl. You’re so filthy…” Varric uses a soft cloth to wipe down his crossbow’s frame, stock and limbs.
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
"Bianca -- yes. Where did she ever come from? I actually won that beautiful crossbow in a game of Wicked Grace. Couldn't believe I defeated the famous Paragon Branka in that game to claim it. Crazy, huh?"
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
“Despite the name, Lowtown's not so bad. Just... more likely to be destroyed by tidal waves than Hightown.”
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
“I wonder where Hawke ran off to? Haven’t seen him around for a while.”
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
“A good story, you don't really write. It was always there. You just uncover it.”
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
“I would never do such a thing to Ruffles…”
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
"Where did I get my crossbow, you ask? Well then, I'll tell you. I bought her from some shady merchant in Lowtown back in Kirkwall. What was so shady about this vendor? Well or starters, the previous owner's hand was still holding onto the bow...yes I know, very creepy indeed."
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
“You know, I think the Chant of Light would be more popular if it had more battles in it. Just a hunch.”
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
“Now who’s the one making up tall-tales?”
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
“Yes, of course. Now you’re speaking my language. You share with music, your instrument, while I share with my ink and quill, on paper.”
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
“Ah, so we have that in common, Minstrel. You’re inspired to write songs and I to write stories. Seems as though we’re in the right place, then.”
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
*laughing* “Well then, if you can see me on a ship, then why still assume I’m lying?”
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
“That it is. Quiet night tonight, unusual for Skyhold. There’s always something brewing here one way or the other. Plenty to take notes on for inspiration of future stories.”
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
“Alright, alright. Everyone keeps asking how I got my crossbow. I found Bianca in a locked chest on a ship — broke all my lock picks trying to open the damn thing.”
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Varric Tethras 🏹 🪶 @varrichousetethras.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
“Have I mentioned that dwarves are lousy swimmers? Just... keep that in mind before you talk to any drunk sailors.”
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