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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

ALL AMPORAS DESERVE TO BE BULLIED ESPECIALLY ERIDAN EVEN MY PHONE AGREES IT TRIED TO AUTO CORRECT ERIDAN TO ROTTEN

COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

COOLER THAN DAVE OR DIRK?! ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?! I DON’T NEED YOUR STUPID DRESSES TO BE COOLER OR FREER THAN THOSE TWO HUMAN WASTE SACKS. AND I’M SURE AS HELL NOT TAKING FASHION ADVICE FROM SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO PUT ME IN BELLS OR FLOWERS 💢💢

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

NO ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN NOT! KEEP YOUR BOWS AND YOUR FLOWERS AWAY FROM ME AND MY BAD EYE!! WHY ARE YOU EVEN LIKE THIS?! WHAT IS THIS WEIRD OBSESSION WITH FEMI-FYING ME?! I’D RATHER LOSE THE OTHER EYE THAN LET YOU REPLACE MY EYEPATCH WITH SOME FRILLY LITTLE FLOWER

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

STEAL IT??! STEAL MY EYEPATCH?! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? THAT EYEPATCH IS STAYING RIGHT WHERE IT IS, I SWEAR TO GOG IF YOU COME NEAR IT I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET EVERY BREATH YOU'VE TAKEN SINCE YOU'VE FORSAKEN US WITH YOUR PAN-ROT INDUCING ONLINE PRESENCE ON THIS SHITTY APP 💢 ‼️‼️

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

IFREYA IS OUT HERE BLAMING ME FOR HER INTERNET ACCESS NEXT SHE’LL SAY IM THE ONE WHO TOLD HER TO POST THIS BULLSHIT THAT POST IS GOING TO HAUNT ME FOREVER “PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCHIES” GREAT FUCKING JOB NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE IT AND I’M THE ONE HAVING TO DEAL WITH IT

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

THATS IT IM GETTING THE SPRAY BOTTLE

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

STILL UPSET I'M ALWAYS UPSET UPSET IS MY DEFAULT SETTING DON'T MENTION THE COLLAR AT ALL GENUINE OR NOT IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS STOP FIXATING ON WHAT SHE’S WEARING AND BACK THE FUCK OFF BEFORE I REACH THROUGH THIS SCREEN 💢

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

OH HERE WE GO- SHE'S SPAMMING MY NAME LIKE IT’S HER NEW RELIGION IFREYA IFREYA IFREYA SEE, I CAN DO IT TOO, YOU ANNOYING ASS BRAT I SEE YOU IFREYA I SEE YOU NOW STOP SCREAMING MY NAME BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND SHUT YOU UP

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

BAJ- BAJA BLAST?! WHAT?! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME INTOXICATED??? THAT HUMAN SODA SHIT IS PURE SUGAR POISON TO TROLLS. IT HITS US LIKE FUCKING ALCOHOL AND YOU’RE JUST CASUALLY OFFERING IT?? AND WHY ARE YOU PUSHING BAJA BLAST SPECIFICALLY?? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING AT?!

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

WEAK?!? I’LL SHOW YOU WEAK WHEN I REACH THROUGH THIS SCREEN AND BEAT YOU WITH YOUR OWN SPINAL COLUMN 💢 I SURVIVED ALTERNIA WHERE FOOD TRIED TO EAT ME BACK AND YOU THINK I’M WEAK FOR NOT WANTING THAT DISGUSTING MUSHY HUMAN GARBAGE?? I’M NOT WEAK I’M BIOLOGICALLY SUPERIOR TO ALL OF YOU ‼️‼️

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

FOR THE LOVE OF-- YOU’RE EXCITED TO EAT POISON BECAUSE I’M YELLING?!? WHAT KIND OF BACKWARDS ASS LOGIC IS THAT?!? STOP GETTING EXCITED OVER TOXIC SHIT I’M YELLING TO SAVE YOUR DUMBASS NOT ENTERTAIN YOU 💢

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

WELL EXCUUUUSE ME FOR CARING WHETHER YOU LIVE OR DIE OVER SOME STUPID CANDY YOU MORON I'M ONLY THREATENING VIOLENCE TO SAVE YOUR LIFE 💢 YOU ARE SO UNGRATEFUL

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

IFREYA NO I WILL TACKLE YOU AND PRY IT OUT OF YOUR GRUBBY LITTLE CLAWS MYSELF DON’T FUCKING TEST ME YOU ADORABLE DISASTER

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW NO ONE EVER MENTIONS THAT TROLLS LITERALLY CAN’T PROCESS HALF THIS SHIT!!? OUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS AREN’T BUILT FOR YOUR WEIRD PLANT SLAW AND DAIRY EXPERIMENTS HUMAN FOOD IS SUCH A GROSS MUSHY EYESORE AND IM NOT SORRY FOR SAYING IT

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

FUCK YOUR HUMAN GARBAGE!!! BACK ON ALTERNIA OUR FOOD WAS CONTROLLED, RATIONED, AND HALF THE TIME STILL FUCKING WIGGLING WHEN IT HIT YOUR PLATE. YOU THINK I’M SCARED OF SOME SLIMY SEA SLUG OR MILK THAT CURDLED INTO LITTLE CHUNKS!?? I’VE EATEN THINGS THAT WERE STILL TRYING TO CRAWL OUT OF MY MOUTH!!

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

ALARMS ARE A HATE CRIME AGAINST EVERYONE WITH FUNCTIONAL HEARING FUCK ALARM CLOCKS WHOEVER INVENTED THEM DESERVES TO BE TRAPPED IN AN ENDLESS LOOP OF THEIR OWN STUPID BEEPING FOR ETERNITY ‼️‼️

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

WHO THE SHIT THOUGHT MAKING ALARMS THIS ANNOYING WAS A GOOD IDEA?!? THAT PIERCING SCREECH IS LITERALLY DESIGNED TO MAKE ME WANT TO COMMIT VIOLENCE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING- NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WAKES UP HAPPY AFTER HEARING THAT GARBAGE VIOLATING THEIR HEARING DUCTS 💢

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

THIS IS AN ATTACK ON KARKAT KINNIES EVERYWHERE /NS

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "TYPING IN CAPS" IS AGAINST THE DISCORD SERVERS RULES??!?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE- I AM BEING TARGETTED 💢 SINGLED OUT SPECIFICALLY BY GRAMMARICAL TYRANTS WHO ARE FEARFUL OF MY LOUD ENERGY FUCK YOU, I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!!

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I HAD A STROKE TRYING TO READ THIS THIS IS WHY I SHOULDNT OPEN THIS APP WHILE WORKING

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

WHAT IS THIS SHIT?! WHY SO MANY PET PICTURES?! FUCKING HELL MY FEED IS NOTHING BUT CATS CATS CATS DOGS DOGS DOGS 💢 GREAT JOB, IFFY YOU TURNED MY TIMELINE INTO A GODDAMN PETTING ZOO

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

WE GOT A RABID HUMAN MOB OUT IN FULL FORCE TO MAKING SURE NO ONE WHO ISN’T LIKE THEM FEELS WELCOME FUCK ALL OF YOU HYPOCRITICAL SHIT STAINS I AM SO GLAD MY SPECIES DOESN'T DEAL WITH THIS CRAP

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

OH HERE WE GO! SUDDENLY IT’S JUNE AND ALL YOU UPTIGHT ASSHOLES COME CRAWLING OUT TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ANYONE WHO DOESN’T FIT YOUR BORING FUCKING AGENDA EVERY HUMAN WITH A STICK UP THEIR ASS DECIDES TO SCREAM ABOUT “TRADITION” WHILE ACTIVELY SHITTING ON ANYONE NOT STRAIGHT AND CIS

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

OH GREAT ANOTHER ASSHOLE WISHING ME EYE DAMAGE ON ME FIRST THING IN THE MORNING I ONLY HAVE ONE LEFT AND YOU’RE OUT HERE ACTIVELY ROOTING FOR IT TO TAKE THE LAST ONE ?!? I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR NEXT “GOOD MORNING” YOU EVIL SUN APOLOGIST

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

IM AWAKE AGAIN AND IVE DECIDED TO MAKE IT EVERYONE'S PROBLEM

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I HATE HOW LOUD FEATHERBEASTS ARE IN THE MORNING THOSE FEATHERED ASSHOLES ARE JUST SITTING UP IN THEIR STUPID LITTLE TREES MOCKING ME WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY SAYING?!?!

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

FUCK WHY DO BANANAS GO BAD SO FAST?!?THEY'RE PLOTTING AGAINST ME!! STUPID EARTH FOOD GARBAGE 💢

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

WHAT THE FUCK IS "JORKING IT" WHAT ARE YOU "JORKING" AND WHY????

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

FUCK YOU GAVE ME YOUR MISSPELLINGS

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

DONT YOU FUCKIN CORRECT MY TYPOS 💢 (FUUUUUUUUUCK) SOMETHING SOMETHING RAINBOW DRINKING PARASITE

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

OH YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING FUNNY INVITING MORNINGS JUST TO RUIN MY LIFE?!? YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE SADISTIC NIGHT TERROR CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE NOW ON MY PERMANENT SHIT LIST "IMAGINE NOT BEING NOCTURNAL" FUCK YOU, IMAGINE GETTING EYE BLASTED BY THE SUN EVERY MORNING ON YOUR WAY TO WORK

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

WHO THE SHIT INVENTED MORNINGS HONESTLY WHO THE FUCK WOKE UP AT THE ASS CRACK OF DAWN, BEFORE THE FEATHER BEASTS STIR, AND DECIDED, "HMMM YES. THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO WAKE UP AND START WORKING" YOU GUYS ENJOY TORTURING YOURSELVES LIKE THIS?!?! HUMANITY IS FUCKING DOOMED

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

ALRIGHT YOU CHRONICALLY ONLINE FUCKS QUIT THE THIRSTING. I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING SELF SERVICE BOYTOY!! THIS GROSS OBJECTIFICATION YOU HAVE FOR YOUR SPECIFIC IMAGE OF ME IS THE MOST PATHETIC SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN STOP REDUCING ME TO SOME WEIRD TROLL P🌽RN FANTASY, I'M MORE THAN THAT 💢

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

ARTISTS WHO GHOST SHOULD BE FLUSHED DOWN THE NEAREST LOAD GAPER YOU SAID TWO WEEKS IT'S BEEN SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS, EXPLAIN YOURSELF UPDATE AND COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR CLIENTS OR I'LL RIOT IN YOUR FUCKING DMS YOU DEADBEAT SCRIBBLERS WHAT KIND OF SHITTY SERVICE IS THIS

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

NINE MONTHS I LEAVE FOR NINE FUCKING MONTHS AND ALL YOU ASSHOLES BAIL INTO THE VOID LIKE THE SPINELESS GRUBS YOU ARE THIS PLACE IS A FUCKING GHOST TOWN AND I'M THE ONLY ONE STILL SCREAMING WHERE THE SHIT DID YOU COWARDS DISAPPEAR TO?!? I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU 💢

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

YOU'RE THE REASON NATURAL SELECTION NEEDS TO HURRY THE FUCK UP

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

OH GREAT, NOW IM BEING TARGETED BY A LIGHT SHOW!! THIS IS AN OVERREACTION AND ALSO ENTIRELY DESERVED. FINE, SHOOT ME, PULL THE TRIGGER!!! PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY SO I CAN FINALLY SLEEP.

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

OKAY???? AND?? DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DENY IT OR SOMETHING???? QUIT POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS I'M BUSY HAVING A BREAKDOWN OVER MY SLEEPING SCHEDULE!!!!

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE WANTED TO DIE MORE THAN I DO RIGHT FREAKING NOW!!! DELETE THIS! DELETE THE WHOLE APP!!! DELETE THE INTERNET!!! DELETE YOUR PHONE INFO!!! DELETE YOURSELF !!! (I MEAN THAT LOVINGLY) WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!?! ACTUALLY ANSWER. HONESTLY. SCIENTIFICALLY.

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

SINCE WHEN ARE YOU THE EXPERT ON WRIGGLER TROLL HYBRIDS?! [Karkat holds up his arm, the cuff on his wrist covered in bite marks/dents] >:[

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING THIS SHES GOING TO GET SICK THATS SOMEONE'S PET I HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS I AM LOSING MY MIND

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

SOLLUX MAY I REMIND YOU THAT SOMETHING DOES NOT NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE BIGGER OR SMALLER THAN YOU IN ORDER TO RIP A THROAT OUT AND / OR CAUSE BODILY HARM?!

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

YEAH, FOR NOW SHES GOING TO WORK HER WAY UP TO IT, OBVIOUSLY. LOOK AT HER. SHE KEEPS BITING EVERYTHING >:[

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

SPIT IT OUT, ARIYAH!!! SPIT. IT. OUT. WE DO NOT EAT AQUATIC LIFE UNLESS IT IS NOT A PET, PROPERLY PREPARED AND SEASONED!!! THIS IS WHY TROLLS DON'T DO THE WHOLE "PARENTING" BIT!!!

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COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

STOP! FULL STOP!!! THIS IS NOT FUNNY. THIS IS EVIDENCE OF A HORRIFIC EVENT UNFOLDING RIGHT NOW!!!! MY WRIGGLER IS DEVOURING PETS!! THIS IS HOW IT STARTS!!! FIRST IT’S A GOLDFISH, NEXT IT’S THE FAMILY BARKBEAST, AND THEN IT’S ME!!!

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