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Carl van Simpleton

@vansimpleton.bsky.social
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Supervillain moonlighting as a Project Manager/ Process Improvement Professional. Seeking work in Death Star development.

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Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Should Astra and I work on our resting apocalypse faces? OR should we lean into our natural “friendly-neighborhood-witches-trying-to-save-the-world-from-planet-burning demons” vibes?
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Ross Nesbitt @arc-codex.com · 09/07/2026
How Havana Contemporary Is Redefining Access to Cuban Art
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Carl van Simpleton @vansimpleton.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You don't know what you don't know. We need to connect and help educate each other. People of the sun 🤎🖤☀️🖤🤎 youtube.com/shorts/MBsRK...
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#African Diaspora, let's talk #shorts
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Carl van Simpleton @vansimpleton.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happy #Juneteenth! ❤️🖤💚 "The way ya jack son from the people of da sun Da-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu, flight of bumble bee Know it sting to know the truth, know that God look like me" ~ Rapsody youtu.be/3oTauhBaZ64?...
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Rapsody, KARABO YA MORENA - God Gotta Afro
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Justin Mikulka @justinmikulka.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
For years we were told that we couldn't afford clean tech because of the "green premium." Is was too expensive we were told. Or at least more expensive than the dirty status quo. We are now in the era of the green discount. From transportation to power generation. Clean is cheaper.
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High gas prices have more Americans opting for EVs: ChargePoint data
Rising fuel costs are changing the way Americans think about EVs, and ChargePoint says charging data is proving it.
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Carl van Simpleton @vansimpleton.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Libya would like to have a word.
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Carl van Simpleton @vansimpleton.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
🤎🖤🌞🖤🤎 "Bunch nappy heads, got you blunted on reality Admiring the makings of me Ain't I lucky like poetic justice The way ya jack son from the people of da sun Da-nu-nu-nu-nu, flight of bumble bee Know it sting to know the truth, know that God look like me" ~ Rapsody youtu.be/MnVeQ93kcmA?...
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Rapsody, Karabo yaMorena Choir - God Gotta Afro (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Rapsody
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Carl van Simpleton @vansimpleton.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Gabe Wasylko @gabewasylko.com · 03/06/2026
Wednesday’s Sunrise from Playhouse Square in Cleveland, Ohio
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The Entire Epstein Class must be Prosecuted to Fullest Extent of the Law….. “Next president needs to know that forgiveness and pardons won't unify the country. This country will unify behind prosecutions and prison sentences.”
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Carl van Simpleton @vansimpleton.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You guys must be joking. This has to be an op.
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...
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Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Carl van Simpleton @vansimpleton.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 @bethyvampireslayer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Important to remember about Star Wars: The Rebellion were the criminals in society, the good guys fighting for what was right, for freedom from oppression. The Empire were the "law abiding" citizens and the law enforcement, the bad guys oppressing it's people under draconian law. Be a Rebel.
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a man in a black shirt stands next to another man in a brown shirt
Alt: Return of the Jedi (1983) Luke Skywalker in a black outfit stands on a desert skiff, giving an jaunty salute.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏
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Soundz Of Blackness @soundzofblackness.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Good Morning America! 🌞 It was staged. Again.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Great Question, Winona.......
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Lying from the White House Podium is now a family tradition.
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Carl van Simpleton @vansimpleton.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Tell me, have you ever heard Kamala or Buttigieg or Booker speak like this? No? Why is that?
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
“We always seem to have money for war. But not to feed the poor.”
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Trump Fires Pam Bondi as Attorney General www.nytimes.com/2026/04/02/u...
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Nope, we will NEVER stop demanding the #Trump-EpsteinFiles #Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 11/02/2026
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands
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VancouverPhil, a Blue Dude in Washington State 💙 @vancouverphil.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
#RobertKraft: I’m glad your #NewEnlandPatriots lost. I want to see everyone in the #EpsteinFiles and #Trump supporter fail. Sorry. I meant to say congratulations #SeaHawks #BlueWave #BlueCrew #VoteBlue
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Carl van Simpleton @vansimpleton.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
#Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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Carl van Simpleton @vansimpleton.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This is how we starting Black History Month. A whole effing mic drop! Say it with me: 'Black American's don't owe nobody nuthin!' Do it with love, or keep it. youtu.be/aBRQOcYQtCE?...
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Black America Don't Owe You $#!% #weoutchea
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Olayemi Olurin-Boleware @olurinatti.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
New Olurinattipolitics video out now! youtu.be/6pcIocvG20w?...
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America is on Fire & It Will Get Worse
YouTube video by OlurinattiPolitics
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
2025 was ICE’s deadliest year in two decades. Here are the 32 people who died in custody www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
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2025 was ICE’s deadliest year in two decades. Here are the 32 people who died in custody
The deaths came as the Trump administration ramped up immigration enforcement, detaining a record number of people
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
TODAY, Friday January 23rd, 2026: We are ALL residents of Minnesota. We ALL want #ICE_OutForGOOD 🚫 🧊 Also: #ICE_OUT4ReneeGood 💔
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Andreas 🇨🇦 Fella Vote 💙 #AbolishICE, #SlavaUkraini @andreasor.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
NowThis Impact: #ShawnRyan #PedophileProtector
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Mitchie's Mom@marianherra.bsky.social @marianherra.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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a picture of two men with the words release the epstein files below them
ALT: a picture of two men with the words release the epstein files below them
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Andreas 🇨🇦 Fella Vote 💙 #AbolishICE, #SlavaUkraini @andreasor.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Boring Journalism: #JesseVentura #f'ice #Minnesota #Minneapolis
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Andreas 🇨🇦 Fella Vote 💙 #AbolishICE, #SlavaUkraini @andreasor.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Bryan Andrews: #cult #MAGA
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Carl van Simpleton @vansimpleton.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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“Matter of Fact” @oceanviews.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Then Ted Cruz lied to every Texas Constituent who voted for him. Good job, Ted. Lying seems to be the Norm in this Stalin Regime.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/12/2025
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-…
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Will @willgarcia820.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Carl van Simpleton @vansimpleton.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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Dcmfox @dcmfox.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
It's always them
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Silly Sally 💙💙💙 @caturday62.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
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