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VanMojo

@vanmojo.bsky.social
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Do not offend the Capybara of Justice!® She is wise & terrible... Civil Lit Paralegal, former ink-stained wretch, & #USCoastGuard vet, Occasional Irish Musician; #LongBeach #LBC_Represent! #GeekNationRepresent!

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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How does killing a man by torturing him to death via withholding diabetes meds make us any safer?
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WTAF?!, indeed!
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good Morning, While I can't afford to contribute, I *am* a civil lit paralegal looking to get involved in the fight... can you use volunteer legal pros in Southern California?
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lol... you and what army, child?
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bitch, hush! Are you even from L.A.? No? Then shut the fuck up...
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#TheWeekend How much of banning MS NOW & CNN from the White House (and apparently now a couple of others are on the hit list?) has to do with whatever they are preparing for the election? #NoWitnesses?
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Boosting the signal for the #LBC!
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The alternative is something *very* earnestly to prevent. Call it Na Trioblóidí, Anni di Piombo, The Cultural Revolution... the insanity and violence possible following a final breakdown and failure of the American electoral system is a consummation devoutly to be avoided. 5/fin
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Those are not rhetorical questions... there are real answers that we, as Americans, need to come up with. As for me, I know that my vote is only one in n-millions nationally, but its joining those million of other voices that speaks the loudest about choosing the ballot. 4/x
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
electoral process is a bulwark, a defense, against forces of chaotic-nihilism that seems to have infected large swaths of our polity. We now face a moment of bleak challenges to our citizenship where we are being asked the blunt question: what is our democracy worth? Of what stuff is it made? 3/x
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
His warning - as stark as it was then - sounds even louder today. The message simple: it's either the ballot or the bullet, and when the one fails, the other becomes almost inevitable. *That* is why, despite the opacity of the process and the ambiguity of the results, that mass participation in 2/x
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A word about voting. Not as a duty or right as Americans, but as crucial piece of our Republic. In '64, Malcolm X spoke of “the ballot or the bullet” as a warning. He was speaking about the denial of African-American participation in American liberal democracy... 1/x
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Okay... time for the LBC to step up in this m'fer. Let's *f'n* go! “No Kings: Vote Early LONG BEACH” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
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No Kings: Vote Early LONG BEACH · No Kings
Come engage with local pro-democracy organizations, get election information to get ready to vote early, learn about election protection efforts and how you can help protect the vote. Click on the li...
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lettuce has *always* been our enemy. Cabbage has *always* been our ally!
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He didn't quite go "there," but the message was clear: it's time to meet force with force to secure voting from the federal interference. If this is *really* where we are, then all we need to be *very* clear eyed about what happens next. This shit is getting real. Time to act like it. 2/2
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just can't shake this... earlier today on MSN a political consultant was openly suggesting that our legal system is not up to the current moment regarding voting. His suggestion: Force. "We have State National Guards, police, sheriffs... real tools to fight this" 1/2
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Rocky Horror: Riff Raff Sings 'I'm Going Home'
ALT: Rocky Horror: Riff Raff Sings 'I'm Going Home'
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ahh... I didn't catch the part about it being from the 160th...
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bullshit... this was Piker's way of saying: "Well, if the Jews just smiled more..."
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jeebus Crispies, @puckthepilot.bsky.social ...another? WTF is happening here? www.cbsnews.com/colorado/new...
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Army Black Hawk helicopter goes down in Colorado foothills west of Denver in "aviation mishap," no reported injuries
A U.S. Army Black Hawk helicopter out of Fort Campbell in Kentucky made an apparently unplanned landing in a wooded area of the Colorado foothills west of Denver.
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Long Live the Queen! She is the American that Americans should be aspiring to be. Requiescat in Pace, Regina🙏🪽
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Dolly Parton Wink
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I keep thinking of that scene from The Devil's Brigade, when the Canadian troops arrive in parade while the Americans are all brawling on the yard... and who ends up being the scary badasses?
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Your occasional reminder:
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
CHOCKS AWAY, BIG GUY!
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Flying Cat Jumps Out Window
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"But surely the Face Eating Leopard won't eat *my* face... no, I voted for the Face-Eating-Leopard Party to go eat *those* faces over there..." Looks like money needs to be a whiter shade of green for it to be a shield...
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I do not... please educate?
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We did this in Southern California in the early 1970s... until we had 30 year old celebrities starting to look like Cassandra on Platform One hollering to be moisturized!
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Doctor Who: Lady Cassandra - Moisturise Me!
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It seemed like he was trying to make three separate movies. Nevertheless, the soundtrack was still pretty cool...
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Not for nothing, but a bit of trivia... did you know that Steven Bochco (Hill Street Blues, L.A. Law, et al.) was one of the triumvirate that wrote the screenplay? I guess he got better?
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Nature heals...
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Orcas: Eat The Rich Message
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
*And* Marcus*and* Huey *and* Little Bobby *and* 'Pac and...
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Oh Really?! Cat Stare
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 22/07/2026
Ok, I've got a beta up and running with full semantic search along with agentic RAG to enable insights from the full corpus database. In plain terms, it allows you to ask questions and it will answer using the full legislative database. Given the costs to run, it'll be invite access only.
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You are my hero!
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
And as always... #GoogleLASDgangs
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Same thing happened to me about 35 years ago on a Greyhound in east Texas... you are correct, this has been SOP for decades.
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Thank you!
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Paywalled article.
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
For real… the first manned spacecraft to reach the Oort Cloud is gonna find the whole solar system ringed with crime scene tape…
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I thought it was Attack of the Mole People…
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The Mole People Creature Emerges
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yeah… the call really *is* coming from inside the house…
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
That’s essentially what Trump is doing with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Boosting the signal for the LBC!
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
And ain’t it about time for a mulligan up in this bitch?!
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I, Doctor Van Van Mojo approve this post!
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Amazing Fence Post: A Viral Social Media Post
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
23 Skiddoo!
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Is this related to the heat dome forming over the upper midwest right now?
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Labour's on a roll!
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Mad Max Guitar Guy's Desert Performance
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Defeating Reform has to be a priority. Anything short of that will be rearranging the proverbial deck chairs on a sinking ship...
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