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VanMojo

@vanmojo.bsky.social
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Do not offend the Capybara of Justice!® She is wise & terrible... Civil Lit Paralegal, former ink-stained wretch, & #USCoastGuard vet, Occasional Irish Musician; #LongBeach #LBC_Represent! #GeekNationRepresent!

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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Your occasional reminder:
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Countess Clarabo Quince VonSpittzengatten… of the Austrio-Hungarian VonSpittzengattens. July 2008 - June 11, 2026 Golden slumbers fill your eyes Smiles awake you when you rise Sleep, pretty darling, do not cry And I will sing a lullaby…💔😭
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Another day in the sun, courtesy of the Baseball Gods! #“SgoNags
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Couldn’t ask for a nicer afternoon for baseball! #GoDirtbags
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
readingdoonesbury.com/wp-content/u...
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The view from my seat…
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Who’s ready for another season of Dirtbags Baseball?! #’sgoBags! #DirtbagBaseballl #LBC
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Sitting here watching Marco Rubio testify in the Senate... only thing I can think is: "Holy God, this job's aged him. He looks like he's aged about a decade in the last 12 months..."
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Hey CNN... are you paying attention yet?
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Lindsey Halligan: "Well, no, I didn't show the full Grand Jury the indictment as presented..." U.S. District Judge Michael Nachmanoff:
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Watching the results of today’s election, I kept coming back to this sign from NKD…
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
So here is the Google Maps look at traffic outside the studio… note the intersection.
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
#VivaLaTorta! #IFoughtTheSlaw
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
#VivaLaTorta!
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
We used to be a proper country…
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Yeah... Texas is being completely ignored...
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Just the vibe right now…
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Huh... looks like #Starship blew up from the top of the vehicle...
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
At least one of them was LBPD, being driven by the cops on top of 1850 Ocean…
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Don't like Patriot Front? How about these guys?
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Try again, dipshit...
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Pray attend! The rules of engagement for this Saturday.
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This is America this morning. The military setting up roadblocks to check you papers... Nothing good is going to come from this. Nothing.
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Let’s Fucking Go!!!
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en... Let’s f’n gooooo!!!
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Seems to be gaining *some* traction...
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Big beautiful bill…
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
One day you swerve to avoid hitting a squirrel in the road. Unbeknownst to you, the Squirrel swears a life debt for your act. Then, in your darkest hour, the Squirrel arrives!
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Speaking of Bad Asses on No Kings Day... 🇺🇸Bad!🇺🇸Also, too, Ass!🇺🇸
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
ALL HAIL JASON! ALL HAIL JASON!
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Great Googly-Moogly! Is the social media director in the West Wing like, 13, years old?
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
We appreciate your patience…
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Opening weekend, Dirtbags baseball!
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Agreed! This is beautiful!
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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VanMojo @vanmojo.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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