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vanity complex

@vanitycomplex.bsky.social
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Welcome to my enclosure. Feel free to add enrichment! Seattle, They/them, anglaise/français

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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 11m
Oh were pirating this fs
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 15m
🥺 I’m sorry
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 23m
Not us getting sick together. Please give him extra pets from me
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 37m
Sick and thinking of soup, which means I’m thinking about my favorite hobby of collecting soup memes 🥺 so boyfriends, drop your soup memes in the comments
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 48m
It’s a lot of fun!!! 🫠
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 1h
In a mood when you should be in me
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 1h
You’re literally such a sweet pea tho?
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 1h
Yeah I had a friend get Covid as well :/ I’m gonna see how I feel tomorrow and just pray it’s not that 🥲
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 1h
Oop
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 4h
Then tell meeee
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 4h
Let me lick it up 🥵🥵
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 4h
Who’s blenemy 👀
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 4h
How is this my first time meeting Bear?! Tell him i love him
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 4h
Damn, universe saw too much joy and decided to snipe tf outta me cuz wdym I’m sick?
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 15h
Night Alex :)
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 15h
Can confirm this is correct 😌
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 15h
Will be sending my resume
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 15h
Yet 🙂
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 16h
You're literally so sweet to me 🥺
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 16h
Yes, I'm being cautious about round two. Everything else has been really lovely, and I just needed to breath and look an insecurity of mine in its face, but I think it will be okay. We will tread more cautiously tho
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 16h
We're gonna wait till next Tuesday and practice delayed gratification like an adult, but if he does it again he lives right across from the bookstore and your assistance will be needed in casting the curse 🙂
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 16h
So you're just gonna drop yourself off 🥺
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 16h
Baby, if your body was a check it could solve world hunger and then some because we're all eating so good 🥵
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 17h
Complain and either get a refund or a second copy for prosperity 🙂‍↕️
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 18h
I’m considering
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 18h
He rescheduled 🥲
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 22h
Oh now thats a man!
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh wait, we’re being serious. Yeah it was a weird time on the internet along with all the jeffery star stuff and was mixed in with his doing blackface and supporting jeffery. It was a wild time online
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Quick, hit them with the “hey i need the original Adobe file with different layers to effectively edit this. If you don’t have that, I can start from scratch, but expect a longer lead time”
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are you mad at me 🥺
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now you can laugh at my joke 🙂
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay, but i warned you
washingtonpost.com
A guide to YouTube star Shane Dawson’s viral apology about his cat
"I've never done anything weird with my cats," tweeted Dawson, who has 21 million subscribers.
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gm pt 2
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are you not having fun 🥺 we’re playing your favorite game
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Knowledge is knowing about, wisdom is knowing when to share 💛
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can already see the “No. Incomplete, awaiting response. No.”
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never let Shane Dawson find this post
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ugly Tuesday 🥰
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you baby 🥰🥰
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I let him know 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Resignation letter with “I think this is a meaningful change” as the sign off 🥰
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Morning handsome! Hope you slept like a dream 😔
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I want to get to know you” okay gay boy 🙄 (I’m really excited but being so normal)
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh that’s why i deleted insta 😜
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning. I have a date tonight 🫪
Dog in a grassy field with text that says “stop people pleasing, become unacceptable”
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MARK
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How else am i supposed to talk to hunky boys 🥺
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Extended period of time. It sounds crazy, but it works like a charm. Give your brain time to power down :) sleep well 💛💛
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh! My dad taught me when I was little that if i get up and grab a glass of water and then just sit on the couch for twenty minutes in low light with nothing to do it resets my brain for sleep :) if you get a little spirally thought try and think about the texture of something in the room for an
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vanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saving it for a rainy day!
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