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Roberto Calamari

@vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social
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I like video games, movies, sports, and food. Oh and beer. Beer iz gud

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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Jesus is Debra Wilson in every video game ever made? Not complaining but damn she stays busy lmao
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
#DeathStranding2 is peak gaming idk how else to put it
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Bruh ain’t no way this Wayne album is that bad. Y’all got me worried to hear it lmao
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The fools on ESPN were comparing bro to Mike last year yo lmaoo
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Lol I thought Tatum had a superteam?
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
The basketball gods are fucked up man
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Goddamn. The Other App has been dreadful today. Idc how mad the Celtics got me last night, I will never turn on them like I’ve seen today. That’s as pathetic as their performance last night
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
After sleeping on it, I don’t think the Celtics have ever disappointed me as much as they did last light. Truly pathetic stuff
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Final year of my twenties. Let the midlife crisis countdown begin!
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Lakers been a top defense the last like 2 months right?? Ok just checking
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
It’s day 2 AL (After Lost) and I’m empty inside. What do I watch now? What will make me feel again? Why are we even here?
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Spring showin a lil cleavage today I like that
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Lost is so fire I’m glad I waited until I was a functioning adult to watch it. 1 season down in 4 days. I’m gonna obliterate this show
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I think my all time gaming hot take is that Days Gone is better than The Last of Us
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
It’s so cool to see Lonzo hoopin again man
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Yo I’m so sick of the Mattress Firm ads lmao
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Still baffles me that Randy Marsh is Lorde. Shits crazy
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
opening a dispensary in the resident evil 4 village
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The good thing about losing Soto is the Yanks can now spend all that money elsewhere. On multiple guys even that fill the obvious holes. I’m sure they won’t. But they can!
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Where all my runny egg haters at? Get that fuckin slime away from me yo
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Absolutely
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
media.tenor.com
a young boy wearing a mask is making a face .
ALT: a young boy wearing a mask is making a face .
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
If you like ranch, bleu cheese, or ketchup. I don’t believe you. You’re lying. You’re a liar. Don’t lie. He is always watching
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
we used to be a society
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
So is this heated jacket it never gets very warm
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I’ve never really talked about this cus I’m a personal fella, but one of my absolute genuine pleasures in life is swearing. I really really enjoy it
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Probably time to rewatch this. Haven’t seen it since my first MCU binge in August of 2020. Been seeing so much love for it lately it’s definitely time
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Classic
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Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
not now babe I need to make my entire personality about a movie I haven't seen yet (nosferatu 2024)
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I know I’m gettin old cus the cold bothers me these days. This sucks
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Those cursed AI Gordon Ramsey videos are fuckin peak lmaoo
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Gloves are a fuckin lie.
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Josiah Johnson @kingjosiah54.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Jets: “You gonna take us to the Super Bowl?” Aaron Rodgers:
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Funny cus “tv off” is what I’ll be doing when I see him show up on my screen lmao
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Amber ✨🦇💄 @ambattii.com · 27/11/2024
I will not tolerate any Jim Carrey Grinch slander in this timeline, that movie is a national treasure
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
You guys think…..ahhhh never mind
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Blue Sky team, you're building something special and great here. Keep at it. Stick with it. And please don't sell it to an evil billionaire who's going to come around waving a lot of money to gobble it up. Sincerely, a Happy Blue Sky user.
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Instant follow type tweet. Which reminds me. What are we calling tweets on this app? “Posts” is so boring lol. Should we just stick with tweets?
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Wait wait wait wait. So, is Bluesky a safe place for me to say I think the sequel trilogy are the best Star Wars films?
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This app is pretty cool
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𝓼𝓱𝓪𝔂 @seafoamshame.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
looking for new horror moots 🔪 🖤 80s/90s/00s horror 🖤 body horror 🖤 gore 🖤 slashers 🖤 vampires 🖤 chucky 🖤 saw 🖤 the exorcist 🖤 terrifier 🖤 it 🖤 evil dead 🖤 universal monsters 🖤 anoes 🖤 friday the 13th 🖤 american psycho 🖤 ginger snaps rts are appreciated 🩸
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
He wanna be Joe so bad
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Roberto Calamari @vanillagorilluh1.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Yeah, sex is cool. But have you ever walked toward a locked door WITH key in hand only for the key to perfectly enter the keyhole as you reach the door?
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