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Chris Van Hellsöng

@vanhellsong.bsky.social
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Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica. NUFC.

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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 1h
It’s Michael Hordern’s birthday. Wonderfully atmospheric version of the M R James classic with a haunting performance by Hordern: youtu.be/gtTzxP03Dfw?...
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Whistle and I'll Come To You (1968)
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Awkward!
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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anthony Gordon here, talking to himself from the future.
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ludwig season 2 is fantastic - just finished the finale and so glad we’ve got a Xmas special to look forward to, with David Suchet!
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just watched it & came here for this. Fantastic series, great homage
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s awful, hope cat ok
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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 24/09/2026
I love this.
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just some international break watches for you: #nufc
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FULL GAME | Liverpool v Newcastle United 2025 Carabao Cup Final in full
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Auto glass repair, auto glass replace
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remembering Middlesbrough-born football manager Brian Clough, who died on this day 2004. ‘Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.'
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Important not to jump to conclusions #NUFC
Signs saying Bring Back Rafa
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Watching Coyote vs Acme at the pictures seems to have been a solid choice. Good flick #NUFC
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Danielle Savre as Ryan Checking Watch
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ok I’ll bite what’s a “spurs”?
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
NUFC now sponsored by 8 Ace lager
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Exposition scene in latest Reacher is hard to watch, would’ve been better cutting to Old Man Reacher reading the story to his grandson Princess Bride style
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Strangers Thank God
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If they had the cure there to a fatal disease I had, I still wouldn’t go. It’s too far.
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tom Crisp & Alan Savoury are mismatched ‘tecs in Shropshire. Crisp harbours a dark secret, somebody has killed his prize winning guinea pig and he won’t stop until he brings them to justice. Savoury is a loveable boozer with a fondness for Peruvian food. Together they are..
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“This time next year Rodders we’ll be Milanese”
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NUFC Twitter Bot @nufcjournalistbot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Francis (@FrancisChipp) If you’d told me 6 weeks ago we’d be going into the final day of the transfer window, sitting 2 points below Hull City and preparing a contract extension for Joe Willock I’d have believed it completely. [Quoting @CraigHope_DM: 🚨 EXC: Joe Willock set to STAY at (1/2)
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Bandit Burt Reynolds Driving
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Surprised we’ve not brought in a young CB
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
On a train in France, heading home from hols and hoping to get back in time for the Newcastle match (postponed)
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
He was one of our best players a couple of years ago - feels like he could have a Calvert Lewin renaissance if we sell him.
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True Faith: Newcastle United Podcast @tfnufc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
On this week's podcast, Adam discusses Nico's midfield partnership with Lewis Miley, and draws comparisons to one of the most iconic #6's in the game 👀 Live now across all platforms 🎙️ #NUFC
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
#NUFC #MFP
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Odyssey?” “It has been yeah”
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
For a second I thought “wow, there’s a Dr Who book with my name”
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Loved Gun back in the day #wordup
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Great line up!
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live Faith No More Metallica Therapy Velvet Revolver The National Walkmen Wu Tang Clan Public Enemy Pulp Shed Seven #NUFC
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me: “it’s me, Austin Powers’ Farja” Baby: “I keep telling you I don’t get that reference”
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Plus Romano wouldn’t have it in for us
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Spaghetti, Moretti. #NUFC
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He was at the heart of our best moments
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ha watched half this afternoon, both me & missus fell asleep
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fail big and go home - lad’s playing 5D chess
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Big 6 clubs need the most help
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
But if you stood them in a row, Lamps would be tallest so that’s something
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In reverse alphabetical order, sure
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Feels like he’s treating it almost as an extra pre-season to bed in back 4 / midfield ahead of Spurs
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’d be interested to see how Jaissle might deploy him against a team playing low block. Our pace has been cancelled out in these games, maybe walking football is the answer?
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ha yes, very ordinary is too generous after Sunday’s no-show
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Murphy made a very ordinary player look worth £120mil
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Novocastrum @novocastrianufc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#NUFC
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Chris Van Hellsöng @vanhellsong.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One difference from Howe-ball would be if we get in a creative #10 able to break lines
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
... #NUFC
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