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Derek Vandivere

@vandivere.net
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Ex American Dutch guy living in Amsterdam. Professionally, an enterprise architect. Recreationally, spends too much time making vegetarian food, playing jazz and classical trombone, and tending to the cats. Posts mainly stuff about Amsterdam

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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 3h
Really, only three? I think we have three locations where you can donate plasma in Amsterdam.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 3h
And if you're cool with needles, donate plasma! It's super cool to watch them separate it and then pump the platelets back into you. Had to start taking arthritis medicine so I'm not allowed to any more....
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 8h
You can find some real gourmet cat food flavors there. We always bring back treats for the cats when we go to Italy.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 8h
I assume you've met Arthur Brand...
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 9h
Today's gig: Karlovy Vary, Czechia, with about 100 natural springs.
A wind orchestra playing on a collonade
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 13h
Even in Czechia, they know where there's always money
A banana stand in Karlovy Vary
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 08/10/2026
He could finally catch up on all the news he hasn't been aware of
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 08/10/2026
Guess I don't need to worry too much about how my hair will be received here in Czechia - got a big thumbs up from a few salon workers.
Purple haired man posing in front of an ad with a blue haired woman.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 08/10/2026
Today's gig - rehearsing in a spa hotel somewhere in Bohemia.... #trombone
A small wind orchestra rehearsing
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 08/10/2026
Look up what murdering 1700 civilians looks like, you sociopath.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 08/10/2026
Look up what zero sum means.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 08/10/2026
1. This is Bluesky. Use alt text. 2. Anyone who's pro-Hamas or celebrates 7 October is a piece of garbage. It's not a zero sum game.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 07/10/2026
Fuck those assholes.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 07/10/2026
But, but, the MVP!
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 06/10/2026
What the hell are you talking about?
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 06/10/2026
And how do you figure out how to replace it?
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 06/10/2026
OK, good to know you've thought about how to tackle the underlying systemic problem.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 06/10/2026
So what's your solution, then?
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 06/10/2026
It's either Cornell funds a study / commission or nothing happens.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 06/10/2026
So you'd prefer the status quo?
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 06/10/2026
Do you expect her to volunteer or for Yale to pay?
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 06/10/2026
I mean, of course Kafka can act as an event bus. You're mixing up the logical and physical architecture, I think.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 05/10/2026
The girl's come home from Japan (my wife got to chaperone her on the trip home), and now she'll officially registered with the municipality of The Hague...
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 05/10/2026
There does seem to be a lot of main character thinking on both sides over there.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 04/10/2026
We just got home from a walk, this one ran off looking guilty, my Mac was playing music instead of being asleep, and I'm now locked out of my account. I think she must have been looking for kitty porn.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 03/10/2026
There's a very successful "Science and Cocktails" series of lectures at local music venues here in Amsterdam, so I bet it would work!
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 02/10/2026
Now that I'm working at a place that does everything on Google docs, I just wish there *were* a folder structure.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 01/10/2026
I have a feeling a lot of folks are frustrated with D66s embrace of the right - I'm certainly considering switching to PRO / GroenLinks.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 30/09/2026
I think I just got gay bashed - maybe? Walking in Oost, some kid runs into me from behind on the sidewalk with his bike, almost knocking me over. As he cycled off I heard him say "kanker homo met je blauwe haar" (basically, "cancer dag with your blue hair"). Not sure what to think or feel about it.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 30/09/2026
80% of all human fossil fuel emissions happened during my lifetime?!?!
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 30/09/2026
Did you read through the FAQ? I guess there's some stuff they can't say due to privacy, but it looks like they're trying to push blame onto the DA for not prosecuting - specifically say they forwarded the chats to the DA. And the poor woman's been doxxed on twitter now...
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 29/09/2026
I'd like to think that we in KDR were all such dorks that things like this never happened, but...
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 29/09/2026
I was sitting on my bench on the sidewalk one day last year when something fell from the sky onto the brick street. Turned out a crow had found some kind of a shellfish in the canal. Transatlantic corvid culture!
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 29/09/2026
theonion.com/cornell-vows...
theonion.com
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 29/09/2026
We've got the three body problem: one on regular food, one on low calorie food, and one on kidney friendly food.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 28/09/2026
Never change, Bluesky
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 28/09/2026
Counterpoint - when I took college calc in high school, the prof caught me reading a David Eddings novel in class. He told me if I was going to read read something good and gave me his copy of Dhalgren.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 28/09/2026
The sophisticated beauty of a cat that just managed to tip her bed off the desk and fall to the floor. In the middle of a Zoom call. I may need to find a new intern.
A tuxedo cat lying in a cat bed.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 28/09/2026
The one issue he appears actually to be aware of and his opinion is this stump dumb.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 28/09/2026
Maybe the (Dutch) East India Companies as well. Of course, that's all the Western / European perspective. I'm sure other places had a few bedrock human systems that were critical to their functioning.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 28/09/2026
Guess who's trying to write up the standard at my organization for how we define and manage criticality, as legally defined by multiple regulations? FUN!
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 28/09/2026
Yeah - visible tattoos are not allowed at most onsens.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 27/09/2026
How's that going to work with Japan? My wife is there now and brought along a huge roll of tape to cover her tats up in the onsens. They do look really nice.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 27/09/2026
I think the leadership position for the Cornell Club of the Netherlands might be open in the very near future...
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 27/09/2026
By the way, the first solo on this number we haven't played for at least six months and on which you've never soloed is for you...
Trombone sheet music on a stand
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 27/09/2026
It may be time to update my will (although I'm only leaving money to the marching band, which was the best part of my experience by far).
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 25/09/2026
October is going to be a LOOONG month.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 23/09/2026
And Ninja who is a very large lad
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 23/09/2026
Pomme, my office assistant
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 23/09/2026
Here's Shitten, demurely sippin'
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