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Derek Vandivere

@vandivere.net
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Ex American Dutch guy living in Amsterdam. Professionally, an enterprise architect. Recreationally, spends too much time making vegetarian food, playing jazz and classical trombone, and tending to the cats. Posts mainly stuff about Amsterdam

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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 8h
Today's gig: Karlovy Vary, Czechia, with about 100 natural springs.
A wind orchestra playing on a collonade
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 13h
Even in Czechia, they know where there's always money
A banana stand in Karlovy Vary
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 08/10/2026
Guess I don't need to worry too much about how my hair will be received here in Czechia - got a big thumbs up from a few salon workers.
Purple haired man posing in front of an ad with a blue haired woman.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 08/10/2026
Today's gig - rehearsing in a spa hotel somewhere in Bohemia.... #trombone
A small wind orchestra rehearsing
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 04/10/2026
We just got home from a walk, this one ran off looking guilty, my Mac was playing music instead of being asleep, and I'm now locked out of my account. I think she must have been looking for kitty porn.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 28/09/2026
The sophisticated beauty of a cat that just managed to tip her bed off the desk and fall to the floor. In the middle of a Zoom call. I may need to find a new intern.
A tuxedo cat lying in a cat bed.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 27/09/2026
By the way, the first solo on this number we haven't played for at least six months and on which you've never soloed is for you...
Trombone sheet music on a stand
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 23/09/2026
And Ninja who is a very large lad
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 23/09/2026
Pomme, my office assistant
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 23/09/2026
Here's Shitten, demurely sippin'
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 18/09/2026
Business cat has some feedback on my KPIs... (kitty petting indicators)
Tuxedo cat luxuriously reclining in an LL Bean briefcase
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 14/09/2026
Discovered that I'd accidentally been carpooling (bikepooling?) today. She seemed annoyed that I destroyed her web cycling home but was already busy reconstructing.
Spider reweaving a web on a bike tire
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 13/09/2026
Today's gig
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 10/09/2026
Just about twenty years ago, I got engaged. At Oktoberfest. On a roller coaster. That was a cheap Star Wars knockoff. While wearing a mask. It's going well so far.
Two very young people who have just become engaged, wearing plastic masks and showing off a bit of string used as an ersatz engagement ring.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 08/09/2026
Had a pretty good boat ride and sunset last Sunday...
My wife and I on our boat, on the Singel in Amsterdam just behind the flower market.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 06/09/2026
That'll do, #amsterdam
Sunset over the Rijksmuseum from the Lijnbaansgracht
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 02/09/2026
Always good to have a massive plate of vegan diner right before a 2 1/2 hour orchestra rehearsal. Oh boy was it good, though.
A plate of vegan donor with patat
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 01/09/2026
She's a big fan
Photo of white cat sitting in a Dyson fan that's lying on a bed
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 30/08/2026
Every time we eat dinner out on our bench, we get judged from above by Shitten.
A white cat staring down at us from the first floor.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 29/08/2026
DuoLingo getting frighteningly accurate...
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 29/08/2026
I told Abbie I was going to buy the painting and glue it to the bedroom ceiling
A photo of my wife standing next to a painting of my wife
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 25/08/2026
Mahler 7 tonight...only one more summer concert to go....
Interior of the Concertgebouw in on Amsterdam
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 23/08/2026
Today's fun solve-at-home mystery: who pissed in the laundry hamper?
A small white cat who may have pissed in the laundry hamperAn older black cat who may have pissed in the laundry hamperA large white cat who consistently shits on the floor but is probably too big to have pissed in the laundry hamper
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 21/08/2026
Dammit, Ninja...
A large white cat sitting on the kitchen counter, although he knows he's not allowed he just doesn't care. What a jerk.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 17/08/2026
So this ceiling lamp for some reason waita a random amount of time to turn on - anywhere from a minute to a few hours. Working in the dark this morning for two hours, then in a Zoom my colleague asks if I can shed some light on a topic. The timing was PERFECT.
A ceiling lamp that finally decided to turn on two hours after I flipped the switch
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 14/08/2026
Tonight it's the Sibelius violin concerto and Tchaikovsky's 6th - Pathetique.
Interior of the Concertgebouw
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 13/08/2026
We got a ceramic one that looks nice and all three cats drink a lot more than they used to. The burbling is a nice sound feature, too.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 12/08/2026
A unique way to watch the eclipse in Amsterdam!
Someone treading water in the Amsterdam inner harbor hoisting a flag and watching the eclipse.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 12/08/2026
So I'm watching the Sesame Street Tiny Desk Concert, and remembering my favorite book as a child and my favorite muppet, and I'm starting to suspect why I started dying my hair purple and blue a few years ago.
Cover of The Monster at the End of This Book, starrring Grover from the muppets.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 09/08/2026
Wagner and Mahler 5 tonight
The Concertgebouw
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 09/08/2026
Using some courgettes from our friend Jolijn's garden. Puff pastry with a base of whipped mascarpone, feta, mint, pomegranate syrup, and pickled lemon. No idea how it's going to turn out
A courgette tart on a baking sheet
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 04/08/2026
Ninja, guarding the entrance
White cat starting down at me in judgement
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 04/08/2026
Abbie came home with a new condiment - jar has not been opened and we've washed it and it's still overwhelmingly odiferous.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 01/08/2026
A funny juxtaposition just now in #amsterdam
Photo of a building: a woman is cleaning the window in the first floor, a topless guy is taking a photo from the second.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 30/07/2026
First picture with the new camera
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 30/07/2026
Playing with a new camera at Wijnand Fockink.
My wife slurping a jenever
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 29/07/2026
Tonight's concert - Rachmaninovs 3rd piano concerto and Mussorgsky!
Before the concert begins at the Concertgebouw
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 27/07/2026
And how did your weekend go?
Man in a navy jacket and captains hat with an octopus on his shoulder, dirving a boat in the Amstel river.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 20/07/2026
Today's concert Dvorak cello concerto and Tchaikovsky's 4th symphony, performed by the Janacek Philharmonic.
Applause for the Janacek Philharmonic in the Concertgebouw
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 18/07/2026
Hanging out with the neighbors. #amsterdam
A blauw (grey in English) Heron in an Amsterdam canal
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 18/07/2026
Considering the outside world, but not very much impressed by it.
A black cat and a white cat sitting just inside a doorway
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 17/07/2026
It never fails - I go out to buy two things and can barely fit the groceries in my bag. Luckily, it has dedicated tofu and xao hsing pockets!
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 15/07/2026
I'm walking in my neighborhoor at around 12:30 last week Tuesday night, turn this corner, and come across a couple having loud and admirably enthusiastic sex. Not sure what the proper Amsterdam response is - ignore them? acknowlege them? encourage the fella with a firm, encouraging slap on the ass?
A street corner in Amsterdam
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 14/07/2026
When you're the first ones in the Concertgebouw..
Man standing in an empty concert hall in the Concertgebouw
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 11/07/2026
Our audience was pretty high..
People listening to us stop the Wilhelminatoren
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 11/07/2026
Today's gig - nice view!
People setting up orchestra seating on a lawn with a view of Vaals valley.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 10/07/2026
Today's gig - double concert in Zuid Limburg, playing at the triple border tomorrow, then Sunday in Aachen!
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 08/07/2026
15 years ago, we bade farewell to Elliott...
Man holding his hat to his chest in mourning as a '78 MGB is put onto a tow truck and sent to a farm where it can roam free.
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 06/07/2026
New glasses look like an Instagram filter
Guy with blue hair wearing cartoony blue glasses
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Derek Vandivere @vandivere.net · 04/07/2026
Today's venue - not a bad place to play a concert!
Entrance to the Wonderfeel festival in Baarn.
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