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Kristian van der Vliet

@vanders.bsky.social
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 9m
Video streaming will consolidate in the exact same way that audio streaming had to. Although my money is on Paramount+ & HBO Max collapsing, first.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 23m
I think you need it.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 24m
When you say "absolutely" and "do not"???
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 29m
jembrabably crobyn!
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 31m
Conference votes being a small percentage of the overall membership is true of every party in the UK.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 38m
It's not like it was a motion to proscribe the Spectator Garden Party or anything they'd care about.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 39m
Why does all of the UK media seemingly care so deeply about a single motion passed by a small political party that doesn't even affect the UK?
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 7h
Ive been in some tense HR meetings but it never got that bad.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 7h
yOuvE aLieNaTeD yOur BaSE
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 23h
I drew a face on a paper plate and sellotaped it to broom. It's answers may surprise you.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Literally every sentence is incorrect. Hence this must be a bit
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sex Arse Tycoon was a cancelled sequel to Railroad Tycoon.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Naturally they blocked me.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time
A sequence of skeets. The OP says:

"As a Green I deeply wish he’d resign thereby helping to facilitate greens getting a capable leader who can inject the confidence, professionalism, effectiveness & popularity they need to win big and progress the work we all need instead of having a disingenuous credibility lacking fake👎"

My reply is "lol, "We Labour supporters" is it?" with a quoted skeet by the OP that reads

"‘Kier chaos Starmer’ you’re failing.
Please take responsibility & leave!

Go nicely or we’ll force it.

Either way please just go & don’t come back you monotone, unaware, unresponsive Zionist robot. 
We Labour supporters are v disappointed with you’re broken promise’s
You’re not wanted 👎"
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol, "We Labour supporters" is it? bsky.app/profile/adam...
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're gonna have to consider the Bropenhagen Brequirements.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is worth pointing out that the motion likely topped the ballot because of the shenanigans that happened during Spring Conference to try and avoid a vote on it at all, and members were unhappy about that.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
something something Russian dominatrix
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Redirect them to the Home Office.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell the first British immigration act was basically introduced to stop Jewish people moving to the UK.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, no, I'm a GPEW member and want Zack to win but this is silly.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh boy Canon have updated their LIDE300 scanner and updated the ancient USB-B connector to something more modern. Surely it'll be USB-C? No. USB Mini. The bundled cable is USB-A to USB-Mini, possibly the most useless cable in the world these days.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"After a two-day inquiry, inspectors said there was a lack of evidence that it had been used for legal pastimes" Okay, I think that may be a fair cop, lets all be honest. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
'Disappointment' as Turbo Island village green bid is rejected
Inspectors say the bid lacked evidence of legal pastimes taking place on the land.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fetishise the military Strong belief in a rewarding afterlife The US is a death cult.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ahh remember this little fresh-eyed chinless wonder bursting onto the scene all billy big-bollocks thinking he was going to make the big time right-wing circuit, and then how he disappeared almost as quickly as soon as people Noticed?
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sounds like something a pervert who hangs out with other perverts would say.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Scotland tried Westminster would §35 them.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We've reached the point where Northern Ireland is *more* progressive on LGBTQ+ rights than England. Still though Andy, hope, etc.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did he just blow really hard while moving it really fast past the microphone?
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bristol mentioned
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was just reading quotes from the victims mother and thinking how terrible the death penalty is for her, too. She's been waiting decades for the execution as a defining form of closure that she could have had ages ago without it acting like some sort of milestone.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Henry Kelly: What am I? I live in rural. I go to the pub. I don't paint my nails. I have subscriptions to...
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They're probably worried Andy might soften on shitting on trans people, and they can't be having that.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I see no reason Ireland wouldn't want to join Schengen; the additional rights of the CTA could continue to apply. It's the UK who won't join, and in fairness it would be complicated due to the other members of the CTA like the Isle of Man & Channel Isles.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well fuck off then. Come back when you grow up.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have questions about the cockpit door apparently not being locked. On a flight to Israel.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're a member of the Orange Order you are already long past that point.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No, but also I'm now sat here thinking about what Irish Barbecue would be.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"We've done a successful delivery" By Evri standards that's a low bar. I could attach a paper plate to a stick and it could do that.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"People encouraged to join party that aligns with their values" Wow truly groundbreaking stuff there Grun, you'll surely get awards for this sort of hard-hitting sleuthing.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes. It's that combined with a sure-fire belief that Labour will win so why even bother talking about it.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That person must have experienced decades of egg disappointment without ever putting the two together.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly it wouldn't make much difference to the usual service level of the Eurostar.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love it when a man signals learned helplessness without realising it, thinking it makes him look good somehow.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My place has plenty of good women engineers, including a few mid-level tech leads (my level or one above). We HAVE had women as head of engineering, but not right now and we've always generally lacked women in senior technical leadership positions (architect level).
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The other 25% just blocked or muted him on sight.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also far right. Although Reform have a more left-wing policy on trans women in prison than Labour.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I swear to God I will happily pay to not use Evri when I'm buying something, and will actively avoid buying from a place if they only use Evri unless it is *completely* unavoidable. I really don't think companies who sell online realise how much people hate Evri.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yesssss. It literally drives them insane, with a lot of undertones that apply to the modern AI bro'
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Handing out tickets like an Oasis reunion tour. You were 11,254th in the queue.
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