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Kristian van der Vliet

@vanders.bsky.social
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time
A sequence of skeets. The OP says:

"As a Green I deeply wish he’d resign thereby helping to facilitate greens getting a capable leader who can inject the confidence, professionalism, effectiveness & popularity they need to win big and progress the work we all need instead of having a disingenuous credibility lacking fake👎"

My reply is "lol, "We Labour supporters" is it?" with a quoted skeet by the OP that reads

"‘Kier chaos Starmer’ you’re failing.
Please take responsibility & leave!

Go nicely or we’ll force it.

Either way please just go & don’t come back you monotone, unaware, unresponsive Zionist robot. 
We Labour supporters are v disappointed with you’re broken promise’s
You’re not wanted 👎"
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A truckle of cheddar cheese, covered in black wax with a large chunk cut from it, laying on a wooden cheese board with a cheese knife in the foreground, and an apple, pear & some biscuits in the background.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine being American and trying to dunk on ANYBODY AT ALL.
From a skeet by the quoted poster: "Living in Georgia, USA..."
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hang on a minute let me just check what was in the previous Labour manifesto and what they actually did...oh.
From Wikipedia: "The UK Government has also resurrected plans to introduce the service since Labour's return to power under Keir Starmer in 2024"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Care_Service
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thanks for the perks, Eurostar!
The Gravity Falls meme template. At the top a piece of paper that says "The flexibility to travel on the train before or after the one you booked (not available on routes to or from London)". The bottom panel is a cartoon boy in a baseball cap holding the paper, looking up and saying "This is worthless!"
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh snap
A London street with buildings either side, a few trees and a very blue sky.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*me, rushing in, out of breath* Did someone say Swindon?!
A railway platform with a sign saying Swindon. There is a car park behind it. Everything is kind of gray and dull.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Elka, 2005 (I think?!?!) to 2023. Came to me & my ex as a stray, moved with us to the Netherlands, then moved in with my & my now wife. She then travelled back & forth between the NL & UK multiple times. An incredibly chill & smart cat. Passed away peacefully in a sunbeam.
A torty cat with orange & black patches with a white belly & toes lying on a black office chair.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bristol right now. I'm breathing water.
Humidity 93%
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Did he? Did it? I dont recall that happening.
A quote from his Wikipedia page: "He was the founder of Oculus VR and designer of the Oculus Rift, a virtual reality headset that is widely credited with reviving the virtual reality industry."
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm coping.
A bottle of Duvel Belgian beer stood on a table next to a half empty glass of beer.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's good to see there's an entire vtuber industry dedicated entirely to people who have been kicked in the head by a horse.
A YouTube title card with the text "the CHEESEBURGER explained" alongside a still of Anna Taylor Joy eating the cheeseburger from the movie The Menu. The video title is "The Menu Explained | What the Cheeseburger Really Means". It was published 3 years ago and has had 7.7 million views.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Built a wall lads
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
a lotta yall still dont get it, ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape, so if you have 1 astr ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes. Tonights slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A black and white poster with hand pointing it's index finger directly at you on a black background, with white text that reads "Scarfolk Council Citizens Advice" "No*" "*No" "For more information please reread this poster"
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Figure 2. Global CO2 emissions in conjunction with CO2 sequestration from 1990 to 2050 (data source: World Energy Technology Outlook 2050 [3]).

The graph shows that sequestration (carboncapture) as a nearly flat line from 1990 to 2030 when it magically starts to increase to a whole 3,000 million tons. The emissions line shows a continued increase over the same time, from 20,000 to 40,000 million tons.

From https://www.mdpi.com/1996-1073/15/20/7805
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just get yourself one of these bad boys and recreate your nan's living room.
A black portable gas heater, like the one your nan used to have.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The poster for the movie "Primer". A dark background with a concrete floor in the foreground. There is a mysterious cube in the centre, with wires coming out of it and trailing across the ground: the wires in the foreground are twisted to read the word "primer". The tagline is "WHAT HAPPENS IF IT ACTUALLY WORKS?"
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A wall of skeets:

I got a lot of shit overnight from liberals who do the thing. Give liberals enough time, and they'll imply that liberalism itself was a) a bad idea, b) functionally and materially exactly the same as what came before it. Because dreaming and doing things that come after it requires differentiating.

To a lot of liberals, the victories of liberalism was just them getting to call the shots, which unfortunately implies anyone else advocating for anything is also seeking dominance. This is a right wing framing. THE right wing framing. Anyways, I got like 14 people saying Israel and like...

I blocked almost all of them... It would be hypocritical of me to not block you... Even though you've had really good takes....

I stand by the above post for a reason I hadn't considered at the time (because context on where this started has collapsed to fuck). When a liberal does answer the above, they quickly reveal a set of horrifying reactionary takes that makes you question if they were ever really a liberal.


Like, I'm sorry, in a quest to be the smartest boy in the room, "you're defining out all successful rights movements"; implying that to succeed is to become hegemonic and genocidal.... Like, I don't doubt that the person had come out for BLM or something; my question is, what the fuck did they think

they were signing up for? Did they think if this were to succeed, there would be a black ethnostate? That the movement existed to oppress white people? What the fuck is going on in people's heads?

You don't get to respond to the above with "the French Revolution" and still remain a liberal. I'm sorry. You don't get to fundamentally agree with Burke and remain a liberal.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Forgive me
A single red plum sat on a light brown wooden desk.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
No, wait
Another poat by Matt Steinglass that I dont have the text fot but I think he's been drinking? Idk he's being weird.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The perfect BSky post doesn't exi-
Two skeets by Matt Steinglass, Europe editor of The Economist:

Emotions, in the constructionist view, are composed of two things: feeling states, and cognitive interpretations. It is arguably shallow to refuse to accept that cognitive interpretation influences how we experience our emotions. Cognition is composed of representations.

I don’t know what you use the term “metaphysical concepts” to refer to. I don’t think there are Platonic essences. Our ideas about the universe arise from our experience of it.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hear me out...
Two 4CEP electric multiple units with flat yellow fronts, painted in BR "Jaffa Cake" livery with a mid-grey lower band, a smaller orange stripe, and the upper bodywork in brown.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a good point.

A white bald guy with a scrappy beard land narrow eyes looks pensive.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what it's like living in the UK
A close up picture of a pothole in an asphalt surface, with a little puddle in the bottom of it.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
4 3 2
Tea going in strength from black to white, toast from raw to burned, beef from rare to ruined
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A pink blobby alien with four eyes and a tattoo on it's forehead that reads "DO NOT DEVELOP MY APP"
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Peter Serafinowicz as Brian Butterfield wearing a stetson and a chequered neckerchief with the caption "American" overlaid in yellow text.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is the only Number 10 North I'll recognise.
A photo of the outside the The Kabin, the corner shop which is coincidentally No. 10 Coronation Street
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Milton from office space wearing glasses, a grey shirt & grey tie, sat in his cube with various papers in front of him and his red Swingline stapler near his left hand.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The mug in question:
A red mug with white text "Controls on immigration. I'm voting Labour."
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
They took it well.
Me replying to a Stancil defender, who has blocked me. My reply says "Someone makes that argument so often on here I know precisely who Bloodless Quant actually is". It has 221 likes. I wasn't refering to Stancil.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Two rural cops solve some murders.
DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
AS BORING
AS POSSIBLE
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Not the UK but this is still ridiculous.
Part of a 10 day weather forecast showing Today is a high of 25C, followed by 22C on Friday, then down to 19C on Saturday and then 18C on Sunday, before going back to 19C on Monday. Lows are down to 14C.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Fuck yeah my gruelling pace without rest on meagre rations in March worked a treat. I only lost two members of my party.
A screenshot of the Oregon Trail game in garish EGA colours, showing the text "Congratulations! You have made it to Oregon! Let's see how many you have received."
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
An orange inflatable oil containment bouy, floating on some water being towed behind a small white boat. There is a small island in the distance with some trees.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Right?
The same image as the OP, an anonymous hospital corridor wall painted in drab brown & white, with some doors further down and a yellow & black bumper running along it roughly 1 metre up the wall. I've added some obviously stupid "FREE CANDEY" (sic) on the wall with arrows pointing to the right.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It was...good!
A burger sat on a wooden cutting board, comprising of a seedless bun, mayonnaise, pickles, a cooked pork patty, curly lettuce and a pineapple relish.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Tired already.
A screenshot of my muted words showing "Binface" has been muted for 1 month.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It begins.
A picture of the box of a Lego Concorde, unopened and placed on a white desk surface.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Quoted skeet: "I pity the fact that you are unable to enjoy the transient joy / terror / disappointment of England in the World Cup.

It's part of being truly part of this country.

Poor you"
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh yeah it was this one
A stupid Skeet by the OP about European attitudes to Air Conditioning. She has bravely disabled replies.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Also
A skeet by the same user that reads:

Brits: "this heatwave is so deadly how do we deal with this"
Americans: "AC is very helpful and there are lots of ways it can be installed"
Brits: "you fucking stupid American cunts think you're better than us?"
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
What witchcraft is this?!?!
The famous scene from The Wicker Man with the giant Wicker Man in the background containing the sacrifice, with the village elder stood in front with his arms raised.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Lads
A portable air conditioner hooked up with a proper sash window adaptor for the hot air.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Spicy sky
A screenshot of a lightening map showing lots of lightening on & around the coast of North Holland
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The acne cleared up.
Harry Enfield as the character Tory Boy, wearing a dark suit, white shirt, striped club tie with slicked back hair and glasses. He has bad acne.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
These do NOT fuck about.
A jar of Sera Süs Biber small green pickled hot peppers from Türkiye.
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Kristian van der Vliet @vanders.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Brasseye ass diagram
The same pyramid from the OP but with the labels changed to the ones taken from a Brasseye diagram. From top to bottom they read "Dead Children", "Drugs", "Man", "Scale", "5" & "Small"
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