Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 8mPretty simple stuff, but there's a profundity to growing the first seeds you harvested from a living plant yourself. With a little effort, I can keep a closed loop of insanely suicidal habanero plants going until I die. 010
Reposted by Meatba'alThe Onion @theonion.com · 19mDennis Hastert Dies theonion.com/dennis-hastert-dies 21266
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 3hWe've recently seen far right conservatives value freedom of speech over their clearly fake anti-pedo stance with AI generated CSAM, so I'm predicting we're going to circle back to 2002 with distinctions between proper and improper (gay) child molestation. 000
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 3hAhem.youtu.beChu-Chu Rocket CommercialYouTube video by The Joys of 2D 000
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 3hLooked at a new apartment today, had to get in a locked cage before they'd tell me the price. Good vibes, think this landlord might be "one of the good ones"! 010
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 06/10/2026By the end of the first game there's an airfield level where you better be a master sniper because a squad is bum rushing you and there's no cover. Taking them down with unassisted shots is enough adrenaline to be classified as a failed suicide. 010
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The SE series is a strange duck. The first game defaulted to hardcore simulation and I loved it. The next game was a remake, and felt too Xbox'ed to me. But with each new game, they've done incredible things. Co-op on max difficulty is a rare thrill. 110
Reposted by Meatba'alVinegar Syndrome @vinsyn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"...may well lay claim to being the only shot on Super-8 giallo to emerge from Long Island, NY" --VS product page 1244
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hi, I have questions about the journey this article took from concept to execution. 020
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm gonna say not racist. Those proportions are horror movie stuff and a lot of the faces look like death masks. Definitely the kind of thing that hits different as a kid. I also remember being terrified of similar art that wasn't of black people. 110
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I suspect... though this may be relatively apolitical as well... that this quandary results in a copious use of men's fragrances, often to the point of overkill. Mine is a small, personal sampling, but is largely based on the general foreman who worships Elon Musk and smells like date rape. 030
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My dog is on a permanent lean diet so I'm here to tell you I live and die by the candy thermometer. 010
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The combination of no instructions and my natural contrarianism say I get to have a girl breakfast of pills 120
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Playing that game, I always wondered if there was a radically different design concept for it. Something about it felt like it was either a game version of somebody's D&D character or a gameplay compromise to get it onto a cartridge. 120
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is legitimate cartel behavior. Like I'm pretty sure it's straight up illegal, but then again so are so many things about AI that have led up to this moment. 030
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026As a former bus driver in the city this happened in, this feels insane to look at. 010
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I gave this a brief look and it's pretty damn good. Try it out. 100
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That's somewhat fair, the N64 was an absurdly powerful machine that was bottlenecked severely by the cartridge format, but I also depends on what kind of wizardry went on behind the scenes. Al Lowe managed to fit a huge maze in Leisure Suit Larry 3 on about 50b, if I recall. 120
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They've got a regular named Ross Silifant who often comments and adds a shocking amount of context. He's not in the comments there, so you truly have something obscure 010
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026IT'S OCTOBER AND PEOPLE WERE OUT PLAYING VOLLEYBALL IN THONGS 020
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026THE SUN HAS BEEN DOWN FOR OVER AN HOUR AND IT'S 86 DEGREES SOMEBODY BETTER BOMB A DATA CENTER OR I'M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT 120
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Right, and the thing that constantly smacks me in the face like an unexpected bird on a roller coaster is how creatives sometimes think AI is fine for any craft that isn't theirs. I'm an introvert but I can still find artists to collaborate with. 110
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm currently going through Usenet posts from the 90s and KT is about to get released, and people who have tried it keep saying "Once they get the frame rate up it's gonna save the console!" 010
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sierra Saturday Gaiden will continue with the 1996 Myst-like, Lighthouse: The Dark Being. The stream will start just a bit late and probably won't run long because of the heat wave and it still being in the 90s here, even as the sun goes down. Sierra Saturday: I'm melting.twitch.tvViolentAperitif - TwitchWhat's the current grift? Videogame historians? Sure, we can do that. — ViolentAperitif streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 010
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have a dear friend who does voice acting, and he had AI create an original Harry Potter story for him to narrate. The pained rictus I was wearing throughout him proudly playing it for me was intense. 230
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have friends who go nuclear on any remaster, but as a guy who had this game back in the day, stabilizing the frame rate was a godsend. 110
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I remember tweeting at ziprecruiter years ago about all the scam offers I was getting and I got the most canned bullshit answer, like they have to respond to that all the time. And it's like cool, you're a middle man for scammers victimizing desperate people. That's your actual business model. 030
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You've probably already checked the standard bearer for this stuff but just in case. www.unseen64.net/2008/04/04/j...unseen64.netJest [N64 - Cancelled] - Unseen64Preserving Details, Screenshots, Videos & more Lost Media for Jest [N64 - Cancelled] Help us to remember cancelled video games! 110
Reposted by Meatba'alChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Saw a Wardogs clip that was a streamer making gay rainbows out of colored smoke signals and it soft locked a bunch of guys in the building because they didn't wanna be gay. 621822
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's a good sign for the economy that I'm getting emails from Indeed pushing clearly fake jobs, right? Shit's real good right now, right? 121
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Starting Earthbound right after Mother makes you want to insult the first game, despite it being a good experience in the context of it's time. The sequel has bigger, much more colorful sprites and the music really pops. 020
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Looking at the AI recomp wasteland on Reddit, the capital-G gamers are screaming that they don't care, they just wanna play fun games. And like listen, subhuman whores, we live in a time when more games are released than ever before even before "vibe coding" 020
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026No kink in DKC, Stush. Despite the fact that it's about one guy wearing only a tie and the other guy wearing only a cap and shirt. 100
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Finally beat the first mother game and it has one of those final areas that feels like a practical joke, just a brutal last slog followed by a puzzle battle. 120
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026By comparison, underwater levels had slowly waving plants get really choppy, which felt like an honest to god thing that would happen early in development. 000
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm not great with technicals, but the way early version number didn't make sense to me. There were a lot of graphical glitches where about a fifth of the background on one side would glide into a solid mush, and that happened across several different situations. It felt more intentional then a bug. 100
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The DKC recomp was baffling, and looking into it I realized it was an AI project. I'll do more research in the future 310
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Decompilations, or creating native PC ports of console games, has been an interesting bit of retro gaming. Recomps are a recent offshoot of that, promising even easier ports. But now everybody's filling the space with AI ports of varying but typically dubious quality. Let's try Donkey Kong Country.twitch.tvViolentAperitif - TwitchWhat's the current grift? Videogame historians? Sure, we can do that. — ViolentAperitif streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 110
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comRay Stantz Surprised in GhostbustersALT: Ray Stantz Surprised in Ghostbusters 010
Reposted by Meatba'alCiaran Martin @ciaranm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I was wrong. It’s happening 222047245
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Which is to say some people think he's a huckster but I just think he needs outside structure. 110
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know there's a lot of controversy around it, but my pedestrian take is that Chris Roberts really needs to not be able to pick his own production team, more needing an experienced management structure to reign in his impulses a bit. 100
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I like that people have "back in my Star Citizen days" memories and my vague awareness is that the game has never really meaningfully launched? I could be mistaken. 110
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I could verify this in massive detail, but you all don't have three hours to spare and I don't want to get so worked up that I break your furniture. 020
Meatba'al @vance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yeah Ron, it started off as a threesome but uh... I'm not supposed to say anything about it until after the inquest. What? Yeah, of course I finished, what kind of question is that? 011