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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Mixed martial artist? Looks like he focuses on aikido.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Trying to unlock the car and the alarm goes off for some reason.

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Carry good nourishing food. When you stumble wearily into trouble, eat and refresh yourself, so you will fight well.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Mirror Universe Ted Cruz looks like a cool dude. Somehow still works for the Terran Empire.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

How many coworkers at Criterion banged in that closet before they converted it into a promotional bit? And how many still bang in it?

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Looks like the wellness center from the first Alan Wake.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think that’s what Rube Goldberg was really trying to puzzle out.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Rise of the Brocoons. Got to get that pump to pop those lid locks.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was just thinking it was time for a Zoolander 2 remake. Not the first one, just 2.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*gets handed a large sum of money in a bag with a dollar sign on it* Yeah, sure! Exactly like poetry! Rhymes and shit.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Multiple endings increases the replayability!

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A dreamer of pictures I run in the night You see us together Chasing the moonlight My Calutron girl

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wow, Tom Cruises older brother! Or. Wow, Colm Meaneys younger brother.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Jake Paul-inspired character is Jake Paul.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Now begins a long and profitable career as a GOP politician.

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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Stay out of the street. Cops shoot at ANYTHING.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Welp. The first two steps of the plan are still sound advice.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Go to bar. Get drunk. Find girl who is also drunk. Knock her up. Boo-Bam. The healing begins.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

if you wanna sing the blues and you know it don’t come easy

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'd love to be able to say, "To shreds, you say?"

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

*old person on the blue sky* “Is he that Jimothy everyone is yelling about?”

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

In Jaws: The Revenge the shark roars several times at the end. But sharks can't roar, it was singing when it breached the water.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

*salivating, licking my lips* Once Rebel Moon Part 3 comes out……

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

He’ll be standing behind Trump in the Oval Office within a week

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