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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Carry good nourishing food. When you stumble wearily into trouble, eat and refresh yourself, so you will fight well.

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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Stay out of the street. Cops shoot at ANYTHING.

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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

DO HARM TO YOUR ENEMIES; TREAT YOURSELF WITH KINDNESS!

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

There is only one thing that will truly bring this country together. Sony rereleasing Morbius back into theaters.

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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

A WARRIOR FEARS NOTHING, NOT EVEN ASKING FOR HELP.

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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

... gangsters... they're all gangsters...

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Bad news, everyone. The US military has weaponized flavor-blasting and it now has an explosive yield of 5 kilotons of TNT.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Half full, half empty. I’m the guy with the gun.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"Mr. President, you didn't happen to use that gag Wishing Willow thing? I saw the box in the trash." *Harp stabbing herself in the face with a golden fork* Trump: "No, why do you ask?"

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

If the catering truck is the only part of the plane to avoid danger, why don’t they make the whole plane out of the catering truck?

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Dramatized scene of someone grabbing a strangers lettuce wrap and throwing it into the air and it explodes for some reason.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The ballmaxxers are gonna take the supplements to shoot 6ft ropes and then their balls will explode, taking out half a city block.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Now that reposts are gone from my feed, bathroom breaks at work will go from a languid 20 minutes to a lean and efficient 19.

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10/07/2026

As a result they are shutting down instead of acknowledging the union. Throwing the workers that live paycheck to paycheck onto the street. I will have fundraisers later but for now please flood their Instagram. Cafe: www.instagram.com/babysonfirec... Union: www.instagram.com/bofworkersun...

NOTICE OF CLOSURE
FROM OWNERS
After weeks of silence in response to our request for voluntary recognition, the owners of Baby's and Fire messaged our staff chat this morning Monday, July 10th, 2026 and shared they are closing with 9 days notice.
This move by the owners, Shirle Hale Koslowski and David Koslowski shows complete disregard for us as a staff and any willingness to operate in good faith.
Many of us live paycheck to paycheck, don't have access to our paystubs, and are panicking. We need your support now more than ever. Mutual aid, job leads, and
community connections would be helpful. The GoFundMe will be on the link in our bio and stories by 11am EST and will help our staff living expenses.
In solidarity,
Baby's on Fire Workers United

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

But he's not gonna live forever.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Trying to figure how Disclosure Day is also about someone’s dad getting cucked and working through those feelings.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

A Nitro Circus features clowns full of *NITRO! *METH

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Soon they’ll build bigger scrotes with bigger balls and one day they will build a scrote with balls in it so big it will DESTROY THEM ALL!

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

That one time the actor who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls and they had to shut down production for the day NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF HE HAD BIGGER BALLS

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

So Artemis III is gonna do a land war on the moon?

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Has anyone edited John Hurts scene from Spaceballs into Alien yet?

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Seems we’re working toward the Mad Max scenario and not the hunger games scenario which is what we wanted.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

You guys think you got it bad? I got to get this chicken, fox, and bag of corn across the strait of Hormuz.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Why does it seem like all the bad guys keep winning but our bad guys keep losing?

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Guy Fieri could take over as the lead singer of Smashmouth and no one would know.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

When are the FATCATS in Washington gonna WAKE UP and realize my invention of a pringles can-sized shaker filled with salt and pepper mixed together will heal this stupid country.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I don’t doom scroll. I only use this app while on the toilet. That’s only, like, 5 hours a day.

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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Hey, anyone see that movie Weekend At Bernie's? Feel it becoming relevant again soon.

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Challah G Brick esq., Cavalier of the 8th @challahchic.butchsky.social · 04/11/2025

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

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Ho! Ho! Holiday Viewing! @sleepykittypaw.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

2003 anime holiday classic TOKYO GODFATHERS is among a slew of holiday programing coming to Tubi on November 1. This is the first time the Satoshi Kon film has streamed for free in the U.S. in its original form (with English subtitles).

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Scientists of Bluesky, introduce yourselves by replying to this post and I’ll share it and help you get some followers! I’m David, I’m based in DC and study shark ecology and conservation policy. I’m the author of “Why Sharks Matter.” 🧪🦑🌎🐠🦈

Me securing a shark getting measured for a research workup

Posing with some friends as part of my Why Sharks Matter book tour.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Has anyone tried putting the pink slime additive into a gogurt-style tube for on-the-go protein?

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

I used to think America was heading toward a Hunger games/Squid games scenario. Now I think it’ll be all of us being drugged up and sent out to fight the Feyd-Rauthas of the GOP.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

*playing Blue Prince badly* What do you mean I can’t stay in the house overnight? I’m literally surrounded by bedrooms!

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Seems we’re working toward the Mad Max scenario and not the hunger games scenario which is what we wanted.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

I think all reality dating shows should be a combination of Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire and The Joe Schmo Show. Also, toss an Alf into the mix.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

KNOW YOUR
RIGHTS
IN CASE OF ICE:
CONOCE TUS DERECHOS
EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:

DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR.
ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge.
Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door.
NO ABRAS TU PUERTA.
ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.

ASK THEM
TO LEAVE.
If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission.
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PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN.
Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.

REMAIN SILENT.
You have the right to remain silent.
If the agents ask you questions, tell them,
"I wish to remain silent."
PERMANECE EN SILENCIO.
Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio.
Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles:
"Deseo permanecer en silencio".

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Free movie idea! E.T. The Extraterrestrial Remake starring Grogu from the Mandalorian. Entire movie is the exact same and ends with Mando coming down in the Razor Crest to rescue Grogu. Oh yeah, throw in time travel or something.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Oh yeah, body? You’re severely dehydrated? Explain these watery eyes then?

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I guess getting older is finding out which foods your body no longer processes regularly. What gave me gastrointestinal distress? This apple or this entire pan of lasagna? Probably the apple.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Balatro. Balatro Balatro. Balatro? Balatro!

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Pushing the Fortnite button on my PS5 every two minutes to see if the psnetwork is up. Nope, still down.

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Vance Jericho, reluctant human. @vance-jericho.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

“President Trump, sir, the Helms amendment and NSC order 725 both specifically prohibit the use of Omega Force against Caucasians.”

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