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@vampthecryptid.bsky.social
1.2K followers 573 following 148 posts

🔞 | 28 | Nonbinary | They/Them/Dog | Manchester, UK | Scent Hound | Real Life Cryptid | Partner to @TheDaddyDagda.bsky.social

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「MusclePup Lvl. 34」Outis @pupoutis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I assembled an A(woo)-Team, feat. @jino.dog (largest, incited the whole thing), @bikerwolfuk.bsky.social (composition expert, very good wolf), and @vampthecryptid.bsky.social (bulge consultant, stole all the jocks after). Our mission: get the best shots. Our success rate: 100%
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Do it! I've had a big chest since I was a teen and I only found out about my testosterone because I thought I'd found a lump, I got told it's just breast tissue and they did tests because of that. But it could help my energy, my joints, my sleep, my sex drive, all sorts! Very exciting shizz
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sorry I've been quiet! Found out I make almost no testosterone and it pulled a lot of things together, I stopped feeling like I have to try make up for my lack of sex drive by taking nudes and whatnot. But I've been referred for treatment, and soon I'll have energy for the first time as an adult!
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Today we fed bats at Chester Zoo, and GOT ENGAGED! Thank you for a wonderful day @thedaddydagda.bsky.social and I love you with my whole heart 🖤❤️
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Kujo Noxx @thewyrdboy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Pretty busy day travelling down south for Portsmouth pride! that being said have a cheeky gas station nude 👀
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I'll put a wig in my Amazon wishlist 😌
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This month so far I've gotten diagnosed with autism, referred for a diagnosis for ADHD, had my first normal haircut in a decade, AND it was my dog's birthday. And we're only 4 days in!
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I'm getting a little thicker than I used to be and I'm really not mad about it
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Maeko~ 🌙✨ (She/They) @maekomoo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Something something #fcf uwu or whatever, now somebody help me with this
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Awh, thank you! 🥰
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Another new piercing! Got my bridge done by the talented, effervescent, and very possibly evil @lousafiretattooist.bsky.social
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Omg the heart shape as well, how sweet ❤️
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It's not too bad since it's just a skin piercing! Fine enough that this is my second time doing both at once. You just need to be diligent with the healing process
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I once again have shiny bits of metal lodged in mine eyebrows
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
My partner did it in our bathroom! I've no idea what I want from it from here though. Bleach and dye are probably incoming!
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Totally forgot to post it here; shaved my head! Long hair is so much work y'all
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Thank you, beautiful dog!
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
That's rich, coming from you (complimentary)
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Do it!
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Thank you! ❤️
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This harness is truly my favourite piece of gear
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「MusclePup Lvl. 34」Outis @pupoutis.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sorry you had a rough day. You can sniff my balls if you’d like.
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This is purely an appreciation post for my beautiful, stinky, enormous baby daughter. @thedaddydagda.bsky.social and I have ordered her a DNA test and we're excited to find out what her breeds are!
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I think you should find more shapes you can make with your body, but also with my body at roughly your waist height 👉🏻👈🏻
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✖ Jacko @jacko.dog · 18/04/2026
Heard you liked rubber bellies 👀 #latex #rubber #kink #fetish
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Still absolutely thrilled with the new hood 🐾
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Thank you to @clonezoneuk.bsky.social and @mrsleather.bsky.social for my new hood! I'm absolutely in love with it
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Went to the GP to get a lump in my chest checked out. Diagnosis? Boobies! I have gynaecomastia, and I was feeling regular breast tissue but I've never felt up large breasts before so I'd no idea what they're meant to feel like. I gotta get some hormone checks done, but I'm grateful to just have jugs
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Look at these fuckin CURLS baybee (fresh trim day ✂️)
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I'm getting much better at shaping my beard!
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「MusclePup Lvl. 34」Outis @pupoutis.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
EXCLUSIVE: Big dumb muscledogs! In *YOUR* neigbourhood!
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Thank goodness for strategically placed ferns
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Dandy Jon Zombie @dandyjonzombie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Thistle. ✊ For @vampthecryptid.bsky.social #Art #Queerpunk #GayArt #InkArt #QueerArt #Punk #GayPunk #Psychedelic
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
5/5 You'll likely be in my situation one day. Try not to let those bad feelings take a hold on you. You didn't miss out on what you didn't want and you've filled that time with other people and experiences that made you happier, and there's nothing to regret about that
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
4/5 This is to say, if you have no relationship with a parent, and you know that that's right for you, don't feel bad about it or mad at yourself for it. You're justified, and don't let anyone tell you that you aren't.
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
3/? But now I can reconcile that if we'd never have been given such a sudden, present, and time sensitive situation, things would have been the same and we'd never have gotten along. The guilt and regret are really just another grief, for the relationship I wanted to have had but could have.
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
2/? I called him once in that time between and we texted a little, but he passed away two days before I was due to visit him. Obviously one of the main feelings I had was guilt over not have seen him in so long and missing that opportunity to have a father figure in some way.
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
1/? I know a bunch of queer people who have little to no relationship with at least one of their parents because of their past, and I was the same with my dad - no contact for over a decade. We're over a year now from me finding out he was very sick, and almost a year from his passing.
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Got some new leather, courtesy of @satyrscientist.bsky.social! Thank you again, beautiful big dog ❤️
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Could I maybe invite you to eat me out?
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BanjoRooie 🩷💜💙 @banjostuie.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Blue da ba
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Seeing your bum is always desired!
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I am once again here to show you my bum
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Zero @apupcalledzero.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Golden hour flexing in Marin Did you know I love hiking?
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pepper, now with wings 🍉🦇 @descovyschild.slut.dog · 27/01/2026
*sniff sniff* is this thing on?
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Another cage fitting success 😌 (You are so welcome, pretty stag ❤️🖤)
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Transformation, without a shadow of a doubt!
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Please and thank you, pretty dog!
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The latest cryptid sightings confirm that they're a whore
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Vamp @vampthecryptid.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Omg wait that looks so heavy, don't worry, I'll lift it for you 😌
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